Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?

[maninblack]

Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.

[HueyRamone]

Hi, Heenan.

[maninblack]

Hi, Heenan.

Its not often that you are right, but you are wrong again,

[Zabooka]

Like when someone farted at a Sleep Token concert?

https://youtu.be/f_yi7vgk5ZM

[mullet_head]

No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.

[mullet_head]

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[Hellbound]

Like when someone farted at a Sleep Token concert?

https://youtu.be/f_yi7vgk5ZM

https://youtu.be/v57pSLMvHGs

I prefer the title on this one personally.

[Whatever Happened To…]

Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.

[Spongie]

I constantly and shamelessly blow ass in public… concerts, grocery store, wherever. It’s hilarious. One of the great pleasures in my life.

Hell, I’m huffing a sack steamer right now.

[dmbrocker]

Hi, Heenan.

No, that would be the "Ever taken a Cleveland Steamer on someone at a concert?" thread.

[Shredderpete]

So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’

[maninblack]

No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.

[maninblack]

Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.

so a standard motorhead gig then. Rock and Roll.

[maninblack]

So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’

Ive never encountered that. Thats a whole new type of fart.

[maninblack]

Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.

Philthy animal will have got blamed for it.

[Psychobolia.com]

I'm pretty sure I must have farted at least once at a Mayhem concert.

[TooOldToCare]

No, but back when we had private offices, I ripped a hot one, followed by a knock at my door within 10 seconds. My peer walked in and made a scrunched-up sniff face. I said it must be the Taco Bell. I just finished lunch. He said Taco Bell can have that effect on someone. I wasn't fooling anyone. A few weeks later, I crop-dusted a hallway. The same peer walked into it. All he could do was laugh. He was about 20 years my senior, which made it even more funny.

[BiggusDickus]

When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.

[Turner Coates]

Nah. I just lit it with my trusty Bic lighter and everyone thought it was part of the pyro.

[REO Cokewagon]

Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.

careful, dmbrocker might try to report you!!

[Black Stuff]

When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.

right in the pew?