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Would.
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Yum.

Saw her once at Studio D in Burbank, back in 1991, when we were doing rehearsals...

She looked yummy, but seemed a bit C#nt ish as she walked by.

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She’s not into guys with red towels.
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BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:08 pm She’s not into guys with red towels.
Actually, I pulled it off and walked by her Nude... maybe that's why she looked like she was gonna Barf?

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Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:58 pm Would.

Into the flood again :lol:
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She looks great. 65, barely any makeup, and has not ruined herself with plastic (as far as I can tell).
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For 65, she's an absolute stunner.
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TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:31 am She looks great. 65, barely any makeup, and has not ruined herself with plastic (as far as I can tell).
yup. 65 and no makeup. She looks incredible.
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She looks amazing and very healthy looking too.

Her Instagram makes me think she’s a little crazy though. There’s a little bit of Britney going on there. But it’s kinda cute.
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I get that vibe too.
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She looks great and she obviously knows it.
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Ugh.

Go get the senior discount at Hometown Buffet, grandma!

At least Sharon Osbourne has held up.
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Anymore pics?
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maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:24 am Anymore pics?
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TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:27 am
maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:24 am Anymore pics?
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Perfection.
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When did she start morphing into Fran Drescher? Her recent 'gram posts have a rather sad "look at me!!!" vibe going on. I bet her house smells like cat piss lol
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I would tongue dart her fart box.
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She seems like the type that would work somewhere, dress a little provocative, attracting a bit of unwanted (but secretly loving it) attention...

Then when the wrong, ugly, rich guy reacts... she files a complaint to human resources (or sue him). Privately of course, so nobody knows she's a C#nt.

It would rule if she was a squirter too... one can dream!

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:24 pm It would rule if she was a squirter too... one can dream!

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Nothing like natural beauty with minimal enhancement.
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looks great
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I just stalked a grip of her pics again....

A few things...

1. She's still sexy as F#@k.

2. She has to spend, minimum, 8 hours a day taking pics of herself.

3. I would F#@k the living sh!t out of her.

4. I would eat her dirt box for hours, and I am not even into that.

5. She's likely a super sweet girl.... but if you piss her off... guaranteed she's a next level nutcase with potential to go Jodi Arias on your ass!

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I just stalked her IG and what a cutie! Looks better than some half her age!
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:39 pm

2. She has to spend, minimum, 8 hours a day taking pics of herself.
oy. I might put up with this from a girl in her 20s..... but 65. Stop it. I wont have it.
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