YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
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YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
You have been granted 3 wishes...
But, you can only use them on Rock Stars... for better or worse... what do you do?
Here are my 3....
Wish #1: I would make Jason Becker completely whole again, so he could shred everyone's face off!
Wish #2: I would make all of Slave Raider's albums, all go Diamond, and they sell out stadiums globally, like Ramstein!
Wish #3: I would wish Bach to develop a horrific case of male patter baldness, and in 30 days, he would look like Devin Townsend did, before he shaved his head.
Your turn...
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But, you can only use them on Rock Stars... for better or worse... what do you do?
Here are my 3....
Wish #1: I would make Jason Becker completely whole again, so he could shred everyone's face off!
Wish #2: I would make all of Slave Raider's albums, all go Diamond, and they sell out stadiums globally, like Ramstein!
Wish #3: I would wish Bach to develop a horrific case of male patter baldness, and in 30 days, he would look like Devin Townsend did, before he shaved his head.
Your turn...
Ready, Set, Sludge.
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1. Revlon Red have reality show 2xs as popular as Jersey Shore last two decades
2. Axl have a son 20 years ago. To see what kid does
3. Taylor Swift with most vile disturbing sex tape ever
2. Axl have a son 20 years ago. To see what kid does
3. Taylor Swift with most vile disturbing sex tape ever
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e
1.) Enuff Z’Nuff with Donnie, Chip, Monaco, Vik Foxx
2.) Chris Cornell still alive
3.) Hair metal gets to be popular again now in 2024
2.) Chris Cornell still alive
3.) Hair metal gets to be popular again now in 2024
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Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e
Wish #1: I would make Jason Becker completely whole again, so he could shred everyone's face off!
Wish #2: I would make Roger Waters play bass in U2, and force him and Bono to share the dressing room!
Wish #3: I would wish Bach to be all over the radio, worldwide, and watch his new album outsell Thriller, pack stadiums and have Wolfgunt and Skid Row (with Eric) open for him on tour.
Wish #2: I would make Roger Waters play bass in U2, and force him and Bono to share the dressing room!
Wish #3: I would wish Bach to be all over the radio, worldwide, and watch his new album outsell Thriller, pack stadiums and have Wolfgunt and Skid Row (with Eric) open for him on tour.
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Cliff Burton to still be alive and with Metallica.
Kurt Cobain to still be alive and solo - Foo Fighters opening up.
Sea Hags to still be alive and well and making more albums.
Kurt Cobain to still be alive and solo - Foo Fighters opening up.
Sea Hags to still be alive and well and making more albums.
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Wish #1: Ian Astbury will accept my invitation to Thanksgiving dinner.
Wish #2: Anthony Kiedis’s ironic mustache would catch fire.
Wish #3: Vinnie Vincent would headline a national arena tour… because it would be fuckin’ hilarious.
Wish #2: Anthony Kiedis’s ironic mustache would catch fire.
Wish #3: Vinnie Vincent would headline a national arena tour… because it would be fuckin’ hilarious.
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Bret Michaels taking bro country artists on tour every year and never getting back together with Poison so thunderdan has nothing to do. (The presale password is 'YEEHAW'.)
Everybody else "goes country" -- Bret, Post Malone, BEYONCE. $tevil announces TUFF's new country album "What Comes Around Goes Around In The Small Town".
All the SiriusXM "hair metal" stations going under and changing to alt-rock/metal formats. Goodbye acoustic Trixter, hello Nickelback.
Everybody else "goes country" -- Bret, Post Malone, BEYONCE. $tevil announces TUFF's new country album "What Comes Around Goes Around In The Small Town".
All the SiriusXM "hair metal" stations going under and changing to alt-rock/metal formats. Goodbye acoustic Trixter, hello Nickelback.
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1. Carlos Stonebreed suddenly starts getting big checks after Britney Spears covers one of his tunes that becomes a huge hit which is played in strip clubs all across America and Canada.
2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to become a woman, then gains back all the weight.
3. Ace has a late career resurgence as an actor with a TV show about an absent minded air traffic controller.
2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to become a woman, then gains back all the weight.
3. Ace has a late career resurgence as an actor with a TV show about an absent minded air traffic controller.
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Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e
1. Randy Rhoads didn't die
2. That I was able to slam Traci Lords in early 90s
3. That Don Dokken stopped touring five plus years ago
2. That I was able to slam Traci Lords in early 90s
3. That Don Dokken stopped touring five plus years ago
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1. EVH still alive and doing an European tour with the classic VH line-up
2. Icon's first two albums go double platinum
3. Vince Neil to lose weight and not voice 15 years ago
2. Icon's first two albums go double platinum
3. Vince Neil to lose weight and not voice 15 years ago
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1) Rap disappears and black men go back to learning instruments and resurrect jazz and blues
2) Neil Peart returns from beyond
3) Silver Talon become Maiden/Metallica-level huge
Honorable mention: Warrel Dane comes back from the grave, Lovebites tour the US and become huge
2) Neil Peart returns from beyond
3) Silver Talon become Maiden/Metallica-level huge
Honorable mention: Warrel Dane comes back from the grave, Lovebites tour the US and become huge
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I'll stick to the board's focus, so no SRV, Peart, or Hendrix.
1. Steve Clark is clean and sober.
2. Harem Scarem's first two albums go triple platinum.
3. Tim Skold and Harry Cody continue to work together and release great music.
1. Steve Clark is clean and sober.
2. Harem Scarem's first two albums go triple platinum.
3. Tim Skold and Harry Cody continue to work together and release great music.
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1. Manowar plays Super Bowl, sells out stadiums, and their Viking garb becomes a worldwide fashion trend.
2. Bring back Neil and a gigantic worldwide Rush tour.
3. Bring back Robbin alive and healthy and a gigantic worldwide sold out Ratt tour (and yeah, I'm perfectly cool with having the classic lineup with Blobby on drums).
2. Bring back Neil and a gigantic worldwide Rush tour.
3. Bring back Robbin alive and healthy and a gigantic worldwide sold out Ratt tour (and yeah, I'm perfectly cool with having the classic lineup with Blobby on drums).
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I’d bring Eddie back to life but for the first couple of years just in my basement. We could hangout and play guitar and get shit faced together first.
b) I would make John Bonham simmer down on the alcohol around noontime.
And 3) I would have Mark David Chapman’s gun go off in his pants.
b) I would make John Bonham simmer down on the alcohol around noontime.
And 3) I would have Mark David Chapman’s gun go off in his pants.
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Elvis
Cobain
Van Halen
All still alive and living their best lives.
Cobain
Van Halen
All still alive and living their best lives.
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Steve Clark still alive.
Joe Elliott wakes up tomorrow and is 25 again.
Rick Allen has his arm back.
Joe Elliott wakes up tomorrow and is 25 again.
Rick Allen has his arm back.
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1. Eddie Van Halen is alive and healthy
2. Jani Lane is alive and sober and goes platinum again
3. The Darkness go 10 times platinum and become the biggest band in the land.
2. Jani Lane is alive and sober and goes platinum again
3. The Darkness go 10 times platinum and become the biggest band in the land.
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Phil Lynott is alive and well and still making great music.
Van Halen wouldn't have split up with Roth in the 80's.
Razzle hadn't died, just to see what would have happened with Hanoi Rocks. Or not.
Van Halen wouldn't have split up with Roth in the 80's.
Razzle hadn't died, just to see what would have happened with Hanoi Rocks. Or not.
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1. Kiss breaks up at the end of the 1978.
2. Kanye West to wake up tomorrow morning with his penis buried in the vagina of Sharon Osbourne.
3. Police find the rotten corpse of Vinnie Vincent in a Tupperware container.
2. Kanye West to wake up tomorrow morning with his penis buried in the vagina of Sharon Osbourne.
3. Police find the rotten corpse of Vinnie Vincent in a Tupperware container.
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You misspelled "four bullets in John Lennon? Why not save one for Yoko?"eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:32 am And 3) I would have Mark David Chapman’s gun go off in his pants.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:42 am Wish #1: I would make Jason Becker completely whole again, so he could shred everyone's face off!
Wish #2: I would make Roger Waters play bass in U2, and force him and Bono to share the dressing room!
Wish #3: I would wish Bach to be all over the radio, worldwide, and watch his new album outsell Thriller, pack stadiums and have Wolfgunt and Skid Row (with Eric) open for him on tour.
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Easily music lovers biggest villain ever, Mark David Chapman of course not Yoko.GoodJudge wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:10 amYou misspelled "four bullets in John Lennon? Why not save one for Yoko?"eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:32 am And 3) I would have Mark David Chapman’s gun go off in his pants.
Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e
1st wish: Cliff Burton had lived. We would have gotten the Black album in 1988 instead of 1991.
2nd wish: White People quit high jacking Black music to make it more accessible to the masses. Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eminem, Pink etc….
3rd wish: All theGlam bands that signed 30 second major label record deals…they are bigger than bar level status. Walking on the ‘Wildside’ ain’t no ‘Tuff’ thing…
4th wish: Slayer is bigger than Megadeth.
2nd wish: White People quit high jacking Black music to make it more accessible to the masses. Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eminem, Pink etc….
3rd wish: All theGlam bands that signed 30 second major label record deals…they are bigger than bar level status. Walking on the ‘Wildside’ ain’t no ‘Tuff’ thing…
4th wish: Slayer is bigger than Megadeth.