How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
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How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Also any other sightings of him?
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Does he have a massive cranium?
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
I couldnt see through the front windshield because of the size of his head. He kept telling me he has to sell his house.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
No-ones seen Paul since the crowd were screaming for their money back after that last concert they did. The cab driver was saying pauls wearing a false beard and eyebrows now,
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\I dont know the scab drummers name or what he looks like as he was so bland, but for all I kmow he could be cleaning my windows and pool now,
Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Last few times I saw him, he was at his vineyard, then at his charity event for veterans, and on stage with Alice Cooper (I think) for some other charity function I believe.
So I really doubt it.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Cabs career died same night as Kiss career
Dude probably drives around in his sweet family ride picking up drunk girls and taking them home..asking them if they like 80’s metal then mentioning his 80s band not even the hardcore know about..solid 200$ for him on good nights
Dude probably drives around in his sweet family ride picking up drunk girls and taking them home..asking them if they like 80’s metal then mentioning his 80s band not even the hardcore know about..solid 200$ for him on good nights
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
According to Ace, Tommy is in the breadline so check there first.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Easy. If it’s Tommy Thayer he’ll have this on the dash.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
All this love for the boring non-songwriting scabs. Rock and roll truly is dead. Since Ace and Peter left KISS Id rather watch paint dry than see KISS. Rock and rollers used to be hellraisers, these lot, are money grabbing, boring non-talents. Seems you all love them.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
It makes me laugh when they play songs such as rock and roll all night ( party every day ), when in fact these remaining members dont do that at all, and some never have, and they actively preach against it.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
wtf are u talking about
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You mean Gene is a hypocrite? Say it ain't so!maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:39 pm It makes me laugh when they play songs such as rock and roll all night ( party every day ), when in fact these remaining members dont do that at all, and some never have, and they actively preach against it.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Bring a few melons into the cab with you. His head should be more elongated like a casaba, not round like a honeydew
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
If you cant see past thw dome, its him. Also, if he asks if you want some room service,probably him.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Also, check to see if he is wearing his cloths or someone else's
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
When he tries to charge you $5 000 for one of the signed Tommy Thayer Epiphone Les Pauls he has in the trunk?
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Black Stuff wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:04 am If you cant see past thw dome, its him. Also, if he asks if you want some room service,probably him.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:01 am Bring a few melons into the cab with you. His head should be more elongated like a casaba, not round like a honeydew
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
Its fine. Im fine, youre fine, we are all fine.
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Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
If he is wearing his wifes clothes Id be thinking its paul.AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:08 am Also, check to see if he is wearing his cloths or someone else's
Re: How can I tell if the guy driving my taxi cab is former KISS scab Tommy Thayer?
The best thing he can do is book a tour playing all his hits.
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