Charo is 73 and coming to Long Beach next week!

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Charo is 73 and coming to Long Beach next week!

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Get to see Charo - Big Boobs live(finally)

What does she do at her shows?
Hope 🙏 it’s like Dolly Parton show! Music! Jokes! Storytime! Big Boobs on screen!
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LAglamrocker wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 7:04 am Get to see Charo - Big Boobs live(finally)

What does she do at her shows?
Hope 🙏 it’s like Dolly Parton show! Music! Jokes! Storytime! Big Boobs on screen!
You got it.
She's a brilliant classical guitarist....with big knockers.
She was trained by Segovia.
I don't know about the knockers, but her guitar chops are real....and they're SPECTACULAR.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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I think it's safe to say there will be a lot of "coochie coochie coochie" going on
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Turner Coates wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:59 am She's a brilliant classical guitarist....with big knockers.
She was trained by Segovia.
I don't know about the knockers, but her guitar chops
Is she really?
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^ that “chick” needs some Charo BIG GUNS
She sounds super annoying definitely Marvelous 3 groupie
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LAglamrocker wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:28 pm ^ that “chick” needs some Charo BIG GUNS
Yes....in a different thread.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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She has big chi-chi’s
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Venue seems to be 600
I got in back last few rows center
I still should be able to see boobs pretty well
It’s not like I’m seeing that retail slut Taylor Swift 25$
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She used to tag team Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon during her Tonight Show appearances.
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I had no idea. I just thought she was a D list star that made Love Boat appearances. She is an amazing Flamenco player. Damn…. She never got the credit she deserved.
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