Jigsaw's got you in some kind of trap. And this is the early Jigsaw, so you probably just smoked a cigarette or something. Went over the speed limit a little.
In order to be released, and not have an anvil crush your skull, you have to spend 10 whole minutes in sexual congress with either Sharon Osbourne or Wendy Dio. PRESENT DAY.
Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
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Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
The power of Sludge compels you.
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
Charon. She would at least smell good and probably say a lot of funny shit. Wendy looks like she stinks like a stale pack of Kools.
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
I did not hesitate to vote Anvil on this one.
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
Can I fuck the anvil?
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
I picked Wendy mostly because I'm a far bigger Dio fan than an Ozzy fan, but it depends on my mood.
If I felt like having a pleasant conversation, 10 minutes with Wendy talking about Dio would be more interesting to me.
If I was in the mood to be a dick, 10 minutes calling out Sharon on her bullshit would be far more entertaining to me.
If I felt like having a pleasant conversation, 10 minutes with Wendy talking about Dio would be more interesting to me.
If I was in the mood to be a dick, 10 minutes calling out Sharon on her bullshit would be far more entertaining to me.
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Re: Jigsaw says you gotta you-know Sharon or Wendy... MAKE YOUR CHOICE
Neither. Put my boner on top of the anvil and swing that hammer down!
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