WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.

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WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.

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Wolfgang Van Halen has responded to the disparaging comments that David Lee Roth has made about him. He said 'You Have To Take What He Says With A Grain Of Salt'. "I guess I'm honored he even thinks about me as much as he seems to. I guess you have to take what he says with a grain of salt considering he also said that he wrote [Eddie Van Halen's classic instrumental] 'Eruption' and came up with the Frankenstein [red-white-and-black-striped pattern Eddie Van Halen made famous on his guitar]… He said he wrote all the solos that Dad wrote." more here at this link

https://blabbermouth.net/news/wolfgang- ... in-of-salt
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Wolfgang's not bald.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:46 am Wolfgang's not bald.
He said it about Roth.
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maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:47 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:46 am Wolfgang's not bald.
He said it about Roth.
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OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.
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maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 am OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.
What do you mean, the rest is true?

Didnt say he was bald.

Didnt say he has a beer belly.


This just in: "Paul Stanley said Ace could never keep up with him booze-wise, but was always the better singer"
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:56 am
maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 am OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.
What do you mean, the rest is true?

Didnt say he was bald.

Didnt say he has a beer belly.


This just in: "Paul Stanley said Ace could never keep up with him booze-wise, but was always the better singer"
I never had paul down as a singer, I am surprised at that.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:46 am Wolfgang's not bald.
The rotundity of his belly is not due to beer.
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Maybe he should focus on his Mammoth tour rather than crapping out things like this in the media.
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I’ve heard Roth come up with some lofty claims, but I’ve never heard him say that he came up with “Eruption.”
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maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 am OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.

How dare you blame weed for this.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:44 am Wolfie bride pussy is bald- he has never seen it
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maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 am OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.
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Strawman Van Halen.

Roth never said he wrote Eruption but he did say he helped arrange the solos on the first album.

The guitar stripes were stolen from another guy who was doing it on the strip a few years before Ed. I have no doubt that Roth helped Ed paint the first one, which is what he said.

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maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 am OK I might have read that bit wrong, Ive been smokin weed all day, but the rest is true, read the link.
Please try and get off of the weed.

It's not good for you.

Try and eat some Twinkies. :mrgreen:
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Odd how a virtuoso guitar player like Wolfie would confuse structuring and writing a guitar solo.
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The hilarious thing is that DLR does in fact having writing credits on Eruption. Dave should post a picture of it.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:49 pm Strawman Van Halen.

Roth never said he wrote Eruption but he did say he helped arrange the solos on the first album.

The guitar stripes were stolen from another guy who was doing it on the strip a few years before Ed. I have no doubt that Roth helped Ed paint the first one, which is what he said.

THAT FUCKIN’ KID!!
That schlemiel of a kid....I can just picture Larry David saying it :-)
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