Valerie Bertinelli dating again.

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Valerie Bertinelli dating again.

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When talking to USA TODAY, she said that her dynamic with the new gay is “unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

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maninblack wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:26 am When talking to USA TODAY, she said that her dynamic with the new gay is “unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

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well of course, as you say he is gay. I would expect the relationship would be different than with any other man :lol: :lol:
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Black Stuff wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:28 am
maninblack wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:26 am When talking to USA TODAY, she said that her dynamic with the new gay is “unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

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well of course, as you say he is gay. I would expect the relationship would be different than with any other man :lol: :lol:
Thats what I thought also. I dont know what they get up to in bed.
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Valerie is dating Wolfie wife- I already predicted that
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:33 am Valerie is dating Wolfie wife- I already predicted that
Its possible, they are both Cat Ladies according to the interview, and members of the hollywood sewing-circle.
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Who wouldn't wanna be tunnel buddies with the one and only EVH? Even if Wolfie came out of said tunnel?
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She said “He was not on my radar." So he got through her gay radar, and most women have those.
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He does know this isn’t 1983 Valerie B. ? Did she catfish him with an old photo ?
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:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: At Val's age she is lucky to have someone.

The only thing that she has left to offer is being a great cook which is a huge plus to ANY man :!:
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Proper link :

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OP link goes to one about Wolfie’s wife. Mass confusion follows.
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Mystery man must be Pizza Hut delivery boy. He is at house few times a day
“ hey moms why did Kevin Pizza Hut come over late last night ? I didn’t order anything. Why is he wearing pops 1983 tour bathrobe this morning?”
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:21 pm Mystery man must be Pizza Hut delivery boy. He is at house few times a day
“ hey moms why did Kevin Pizza Hut come over late last night ? I didn’t order anything. Why is he wearing pops 1983 tour bathrobe this morning?”
This one would be wearing HER bathrobe.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:21 pm Mystery man must be Pizza Hut delivery boy. He is at house few times a day
“ hey moms why did Kevin Pizza Hut come over late last night ? I didn’t order anything. Why is he wearing pops 1983 tour bathrobe this morning?”
To be fair there are no nights when he doesnt order Pizza Hut.
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That’s not true the Uber driver brings McDonalds Filet O Fish Fridays
2.99$ each. That’s 200$ easy with no tip
Uber driver goes up stairs for his tip from Valerie#thanksMoms
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Bitch bends over, and I forget my name.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:21 pm Mystery man must be Pizza Hut delivery boy. He is at house few times a day
“ hey moms why did Kevin Pizza Hut come over late last night ? I didn’t order anything. Why is he wearing pops 1983 tour bathrobe this morning?”
Perhaps. Perhaps not.

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:lol: :lol:
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maninblack wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:26 am When talking to USA TODAY, she said that her dynamic with the new gay is “unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

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“unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

Translation... "My new guy is not a drunk addict who spends 23 hours a day ignoring me, smoking cigarettes and playing with his instruments in the garage"

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 6:09 am
maninblack wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:26 am When talking to USA TODAY, she said that her dynamic with the new gay is “unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

LINK below

https://people.com/valerie-bertinelli-s ... op-8609669
“unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man.”

Translation... "My new guy is not a drunk addict who spends 23 hours a day ignoring me, smoking cigarettes and playing with his instruments in the garage"

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I am guessing she has jumped the fence and swimming in the lady pond now..
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