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A friend I have told me that Wolfgang can dislocate his jaw like a python so he can swallow those large big macs in one go. They say he can swallow a whole chicken in one go.

hahahha a 12x12 at in and out?

Black Stuff wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:02 am hahahha a 12x12 at in and out?

Yeah.

I am offended...

$tEvil

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:43 pm

Oh great. Who bought this guy a copy of Indulge?

His back is so fat it looks like he’s got sideways tits on it.

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:31 am I am offended...

$tEvil

OK Stevie I appologise. I was saying what my friend said. I didnt intend to upset anyone and it was silly. I wont come on this site anymore. I appologise.

His "figure" is taking the shape of George "The Animal" Steele. However, I think George may have weighed less.

Is he short? For a lard ass, that guitar looks huge on him!

maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:59 am A friend I have told me that Wolfgang can dislocate his jaw like a python so he can swallow those large big macs in one go. They say he can swallow a whole chicken in one go.

He ate a bear with his bare hands.

PBFSUCKS wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:35 pm Is he short? For a lard ass, that guitar looks huge on him!

That's a double bass. Like this

I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird. He really does look like Eddie in the pics of him as toddler but shit that could just be the Valerie genes.

He’s definitely Ed’s kid, you can see it around the eyes. Just hard to tell under the excess 200 pounds.

Morbidly obese Will Robinson and Dr Smith.

TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:20 am His "figure" is taking the shape of George "The Animal" Steele. However, I think George may have weighed less.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Wolf weighs more than George the Animal Steele did, even in his prime.

HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:25 pm I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird.

Yeah. Maybe Marlon Brando or Meat Loaf was his dad.

heard he sucked the cream out of 25 twinkies backstage

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:19 am

HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:25 pm I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird.

Yeah. Maybe Marlon Brando or Meat Loaf was his dad.

I really am nuts

Looks like these Wolfie threads are starting to turn up in dreams (or nightmares). Still I haven't heard a song from him.

Anyway, in dream Wolfie had joined one of my bands and was now trying to run it. He had a song called Feelin' (not related to the Van Halen song) and insisted that we play it. Which was funny because we're a Finnish singing band. And yes the song was crap and he was a dickhead.

In this day and age, its not that hard to lose weight the easy way, meaning not working out or dieting. They have drugs, surgery and more available. Both the Mike and Molly people lost a combined 250+ pounds. For Wolfie to remain as he is, is a symptom of being lazy and a complete lack of awareness.