Is Jon Bon Jovi’s wife hot?

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Why is this a question? I may donate to the JBJ soul foundation next month
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Rocker4Real wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:45 pm Why is this a question? I may donate to the JBJ soul foundation next month/
Answer the question or I’ll piss on your face.
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No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
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It’s Real Love.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Well said. He did the right thing. No public drama. Raise a beautiful, healthy family and keep your money.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Agreed, but are we sure that’s Dorothea in that third picture and not Fiona Flanagan? ‘Cause it sure looks like Fiona.
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Always thought he married down.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:40 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Well said. He did the right thing. No public drama. Raise a beautiful, healthy family and keep your money.
Healthy Family? His daughter certainly had some issues, she OD on heroin

" According to the Kirkland Police Department, Bongiovi, a 19-year-old student at Hamilton College in Clinton, N.Y., was arrested after heroin, marijuana and drug paraphernalia were discovered in her dorm room. She was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, criminal possession of marijuana and criminally using drug paraphernalia, all of which are class-A misdemeanors. She was also charged with unlawful possession of marijuana. She was released on appearance tickets and must appear in court at a later date. Police initially arrived at the dorm just after 2 a.m. this morning, in response to a report of a female who had been found "unresponsive," according to a police statement sent to ABC News."
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Nobodyspecial wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:17 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:40 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Well said. He did the right thing. No public drama. Raise a beautiful, healthy family and keep your money.
Healthy Family? His daughter certainly had some issues, she OD on heroin
Good point! I think they kept it as quiet as they could at least. She didn't reach Britney Spears territory or anything.

Still...look at Richie by comparison. Heather. Cher. Denise Richards. Even Oranthi. It's funny to say he's a starfucker. He's a star himself.. but Jon marrying his high school sweetheart and having a family is still pretty normal and healthy compared to most rock stars.
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Better than Bruce Kulick's wife.
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I bet she delivered in the bedroom. Jon was Only Lonely even with Diane Lane.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:40 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Well said. He did the right thing. No public drama. Raise a beautiful, healthy family and keep your money.
And fuck groupies all day long on tour. There's a quote from one of Sean Connery's wives that goes something like "I got sick of shaving his back hair on the afternoon so he could.go out and fuck other women in the evening".
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Jon Bon Jovi votes no
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^they should trade wigs for the tour
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Maybe she’s also been behind the curtain doing vocals for him for the last few years.
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She's halfway there.
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I think it worked out well that he married someone low profile that we could kind of forget about. Marrying someone famous would have gotten them stalked by paparazzi and all their dirty laundry made public. Much better than the Date a sex symbol/get caught cheating/tabloid circus/nasty breakup/ date another sex symbol/ rinse and repeat that you usually see. I'm sure he was humping groupies but his wife was a nobody so no one cared.
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dmbrocker wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:07 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:37 pm No. She's a kept woman who knows the deal. Denzel and Tom Jones have similar arrangements.
Agreed, but are we sure that’s Dorothea in that third picture and not Fiona Flanagan? ‘Cause it sure looks like Fiona.
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Some of you guys, geez...she's 61. Holding up just fine.
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Gettin' Boebert vibes. Maybe she goes down on him in the theatre. I'll pass...
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She looks like average middle age hag. She’s got money time to get some work done
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Maybe she gives amazing head, worth the downgrade sometimes.
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MattleyCrue wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:08 pm She looks like average middle age hag.
And the wife?
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MattleyCrue wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:08 pm She looks like average middle age hag. She’s got money time to get some work done
Well he definitely has.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:29 am
MattleyCrue wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:08 pm She looks like average middle age hag.
And the wife?
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:29 am
MattleyCrue wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:08 pm She looks like average middle age hag.
And the wife?
Brilliant! 😂

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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:29 am
MattleyCrue wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:08 pm She looks like average middle age hag.
And the wife?
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