BOBBY BITTER … Blotzer mocks Juan’s show announcements, calls him the “dancing Cuban bear” on social media

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BOBBY BITTER … Blotzer mocks Juan’s show announcements, calls him the “dancing Cuban bear” on social media

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BOBBY BITTER …
Bobby Blotzer mocks Ratt bassist Juan Croucier’s show announcements, calls him the “dancing Cuban bear” on social media
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When is Blotz playing again?
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Blotzer is functionally illiterate.

It’s hard to decipher what the hell he’s talking about, at least half of the time, and not worth the hassle.
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Any idea why they couldn’t reunite? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dickhead can’t keep his mouth shut.
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Did he make the announcement from his treehouse?
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Zabooka wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:00 am Any idea why they couldn’t reunite? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dickhead can’t keep his mouth shut.
I think Warren is the one holding out. Likely doesn't need the $??
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superglide88 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:04 am Did he make the announcement from his treehouse?
Assumed so. Just showimg what a jealous prick he is. Surprised he didnt take a swipe at SEP also.
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How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
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Damn, that reads like he drunkenly dictated his random thoughts into some cheap voice-recognition software. He's not doing himself any favours by putting out stupid statements like that...

A shame, I was actually rooting for him when he pulled that "faux-Ratt" shenanigan with his own players a few years ago!
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kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:38 am How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
i think he does the breakdown part in You Think You’re Tuff
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Rocker4Real wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:41 am When is Blotz playing again?
Depends on his carpet cleaning schedule. Just a jealous, bitter, sore loser who should be thanking the hair metal gods for his 15 minutes of fame, and I say this as a huge Ratt fan.
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WTF is a dancing Cuban bear?

Can somebody make this make sense??
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Even my Blotzer to English translation app gave up on that shit.
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Kid-Wicked wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:01 pm
kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:38 am How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
i think he does the breakdown part in You Think You’re Tuff
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kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:38 am How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
Juan sang the high harmonies in Ratt - the same way Michael Anthony does in Van Halen.

Listen to the chorus of "Nobody Rides", "Lay it Down", "Lovin Yous A Dirty Job"... you think it's SEP wailing like that? :lol:

Juan sings on the chorus to pretty much every Ratt song.

As mentioned above he also sings the breakdown of "You Think You're Tough" and some of the lines to "Nobody Rides For Free" on his own.
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FreddyFender wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:45 pm
kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:38 am How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
Juan sang the high harmonies in Ratt - the same way Michael Anthony does in Van Halen.

Listen to the chorus of "Nobody Rides", "Lay it Down", "Lovin Yous A Dirty Job"... you think it's SEP wailing like that? :lol:

Juan sings on the chorus to pretty much every Ratt song.

As mentioned above he also sings the breakdown of "You Think You're Tough" and some of the lines to "Nobody Rides For Free" on his own.


But let's be real... he pretty much sucks as a lead vocalist. He's going to draw 50 people at the Dosey Doe and then its diminishing returns after that. He should be rejoining Dokken or try to get a gig with some other "sorta was" type of band.... or giving dance lessons since he deems himself a dancer.
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Is he stoned and in a conversation with someone in the room when he was typing that?
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Juan's dancing beats Bobby's flag routine every time.
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Michael Hotts Ghost wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:02 pm But let's be real... he pretty much sucks as a lead vocalist.
Have you heard Stephen Pearcy sing?
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FreddyFender wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:45 pm
kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:38 am How is Juan "The Other Voice OF Ratt " ? I can't recall a single song he sang. Will he be vocalist for these shows ?
Juan sang the high harmonies in Ratt - the same way Michael Anthony does in Van Halen.

Listen to the chorus of "Nobody Rides", "Lay it Down", "Lovin Yous A Dirty Job"... you think it's SEP wailing like that? :lol:

Juan sings on the chorus to pretty much every Ratt song.

As mentioned above he also sings the breakdown of "You Think You're Tough" and some of the lines to "Nobody Rides For Free" on his own.
It does seem like a very disingenuous and misleading claim on the ad. Not that anyone going would be fooled into thinking that Juan sang lead vocals at any point.
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Michael Anthony and Juan are two of the best backing vocalists in hard rock.
Michael sounds great singing lead.
Juan sounds absolutely horrible.
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superglide88 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:04 am Did he make the announcement from his treehouse?
According to Zillow the treehouse was sold this month.
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FreddyFender wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:47 pm
Michael Hotts Ghost wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:02 pm But let's be real... he pretty much sucks as a lead vocalist.
Have you heard Stephen Pearcy sing?
Unfortunately.... yeah he sucks too.
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kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:55 pm
It does seem like a very disingenuous and misleading claim on the ad.
He's literally the other voice of Ratt.
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wow, an incomprehensibly illiterate blobby rant....
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:27 pm WTF is a dancing Cuban bear?
Juan hahahhaha
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FreddyFender wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:47 pm
kytepunches wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:55 pm
It does seem like a very disingenuous and misleading claim on the ad.
He's literally the other voice of Ratt.
Yes, Juan sings way more than people realize - lots of cool, interesting parts in there
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I think it was his 5 minutes in Whitesnake, where they isolated Warren singing background. He would be lucky to be the 5th voice of Ratt
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Juan is awesome and the most talented musician in Ratt. Blotz makes Phil Rudd sound like Lee Kerslake.
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