Spotted elsewhere :
“I think a lot of people are too young to realize how genuinely insane this timeline is. Caitlyn's ex-wife's late husband, Robert Kardashian, was literally OJ Simpson's lawyer and one of the guys who got him out of prison. What a genuinely wild turn of events. If you'd had to explain to anyone in 1995 that, in the coming 29 years,
• Robert Kardashian would die in 2003, and his widow would remarry one of the most famous Olympic athletes of his era and have several more children with him.
• Robert Kardashian's daughter, who was mostly just known to culture vultures as Paris Hilton's assistant, would make a sex tape with a random rapper that made her world famous.
• Kris Jenner would then turn the family into a media empire worth billions of dollars and make her children world-famous media icons.
• The Kardashian name would become synonymous with reality TV trashiness and the height of capitalistic excess.
• OJ Simpson would later write a book basically confessing that he actually totally did it and go on to commit more violent crimes and be imprisoned for those.
• Bruce Jenner would very publicly transition into the most well-known transgender woman on the planet all while somehow still hating trans people.
• Caitlyn Jenner would then hit and kill someone with her car and become a meme on a popular cartoon show for it.
• OJ Simpson would die and Caitlyn Jenner would then post online ironically rejoicing over his death.
They'd lock you in a mental asylum before you even got to the 3rd bullet point because that's some Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs shit. And, yet, there's so much I left out that makes the story even crazier. It doesn't even get into the Kanye stuff. Imagine trying to tell someone in 1995 that Foxy Brown's producer would turn out to be one of the biggest rappers of all time and would then very publicly go insane, turn into a Nazi, then hook up with a woman who looks exactly like his ex-wife and drag her around everywhere naked as some weird way of humiliating his ex-wife by proxy. Oh, and his ex-wife is Kim Kardashian. If you wrote that into a story, people would say it was too gratuitous and unbelievable. Truth really is stranger than fiction.”