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she has been that way for years. Bring on the tits
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I too am guilty of spending my own money on what I want. Can I share a cell with Ms. Spears for my crime?
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:11 am I too am guilty of spending my own money on what I want. Can I share a cell with Ms. Spears for my crime?
No one is claiming it's a crime to spend yourself into the poor house. It was fucking stupid when Ace Frehley did it. It was crazy stupid when Nic Cage did it. I'm betting you don't, though after reading this, I'm not so sure you're not a fuckhead too.
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I’ve seen estimates that she would bring in easily 100 million per year. I actually think it would be a lot more. Would you subscribe? I’ve never subscribed to any OF page. Why ? Porn is free. If Britney does, I might though just to watch the insanity that ensues.
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TeslaFan wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:11 am I’ve seen estimates that she would bring in easily 100 million per year. I actually think it would be a lot more. Would you subscribe? I’ve never subscribed to any OF page. Why ? Porn is free. If Britney does, I might though just to watch the insanity that ensues.
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sadly, it appears she has a child mind in a woman's body. Probably mentally 14 or so in her head. Also on probably a ton of meds. I don't think she will pull out of this nose dive. TMZ is probably sitting on her advance obit and has it on stand by. It seems Hollywood really does chew up and spit kids out in pieces. We have seen this over and over. Some make it out, more than most, are damaged goods. Hollywood should be ashamed.
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Where are all those “Save Britney” fuckers now?
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keyofgee wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:03 am sadly, it appears she has a child mind in a woman's body. Probably mentally 14 or so in her head. Also on probably a ton of meds. I don't think she will pull out of this nose dive. TMZ is probably sitting on her advance obit and has it on stand by. It seems Hollywood really does chew up and spit kids out in pieces. We have seen this over and over. Some make it out, more than most, are damaged goods. Hollywood should be ashamed.
More like the opposite, but she ought to be.

I don't think it's just Hollywood. The only difference between her and the crazy naked lady in Venice Beach is the length of the fall to the bottom.
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I told all my daughters, who were banging the "free Brittany" drum, you're going to have blood on your hands. She is not a person that should ever be unsupervised. She's an infant: bathe, feed, clap for good behavior, rinse repeat
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TeslaFan wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:11 am I’ve seen estimates that she would bring in easily 100 million per year. I actually think it would be a lot more. Would you subscribe? I’ve never subscribed to any OF page. Why ? Porn is free. If Britney does, I might though just to watch the insanity that ensues.
A lot of the famous chicks who start an OF like Bhad Bhabie, barely show anything and make a million dollars a day. Brit already loves to show her tits and naked pix, she could post a few naked pix and make 10x that.
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I kind of understand the fascination with crazy celebs, but at the same time, why bother? A decade ago, when Perez Hilton was THE PLACE for celeb gossip and tragedy, it was fun to read. Now, I don't care. The only time I see Britney mentioned is on Sludge when Stevil posts her latest crazy Instagrams. She is on the Anna Nichole Smith train, and so be it. Just Anna, it's news until the next thing rapidly comes along to replace it.
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Britney should start day after she becomes grandma
Money is Grandma Only Fans..sign me up
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Black Stuff wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:00 am she has been that way for years. Bring on the tits
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No “Free Britney” cries out there after all of the money allocated for that type of PR evaporated.

There’s nothing HOT about Britney at this point. Drug addled and completely devoid of any true competence at this point.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:24 am I kind of understand the fascination with crazy celebs, but at the same time, why bother? A decade ago, when Perez Hilton was THE PLACE for celeb gossip and tragedy, it was fun to read. Now, I don't care. The only time I see Britney mentioned is on Sludge when Stevil posts her latest crazy Instagrams. She is on the Anna Nichole Smith train, and so be it. Just Anna, it's news until the next thing rapidly comes along to replace it.
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I'll admit I've always lurved her and would gladly volunteer to be her caregiver...
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Absolutely no surprise here. OBVIOUSLY, this was going to happen. Hopefully her brain dead fans are happy. This is the only way this was going to play out. Instead of being her fans' heroine, Britney's going to become their martyr.
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She can do side bends or sit ups but please don't lose that butt
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It was pretty hilarious where she posted pix dancing with big knives, and then later on posted a pic with a knife and also a bloody bandage on her arm.

That was some Homer Simpson shit.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:15 pm Drug addled and completely devoid of any true competence at this point.
Actually, it's most likely the complete opposite. She needs to be on drugs to function normally. To me, it looks like a typical bi-polar person not taking their medication.
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daveg wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:40 pm
ParaDime77 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:15 pm Drug addled and completely devoid of any true competence at this point.
Actually, it's most likely the complete opposite. She needs to be on drugs to function normally. To me, it looks like a typical bi-polar person not taking their medication.

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This is perfect condition for Britney Only Fans!
She is all f*cked up!!!

Hopefully she does cool sh*t like…walking on hot coals topless $$
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I’d pay money to see her do a girl/girl or girl/boy scene with someone…. :mrgreen:
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