Hair Metal Products that should have been

The one that started it all. Spreading gossip and insults since 1998.

Moderator: Metal Sludge

Post Reply
metalmike76
Recording Your Demo
Posts: 329
Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:27 am

Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by metalmike76 »

🔥New Episode🔥Hair Metal Products That Should Have Been! @HairMetalGuru joins me for a wild discussion…
Poison Soda??? Winger Handcuffs??? Accept Penis Pump?
Feel free to post some of your ideas.
Give it a watch here: https://youtu.be/QeB7kuj4OqY?si=Aq8OUZuCeD0qq0_C
User avatar
roxxxtar
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 9782
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:09 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by roxxxtar »

Def Leppard prosthetics
Warrant Cherry Pies
Ratt Traps
LAglamrocker
Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
Posts: 26087
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
Location: Candyassland

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by LAglamrocker »

Lasted 45 seconds
Must suck to get confused for singer of Live everyday
Those dudes are definitely Phish at The Sphere fans
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
User avatar
Psychobolia.com
Playing a Package Tour in Arenas
Posts: 12816
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:17 am
Location: Paris, France, land of sleaze and cheese, wine and whine
Contact:

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by Psychobolia.com »

Hanoi Rocks Casket
Great White Colostomy Bag
Skid Row Raid Repellant
Don Costa Cheese Grater
Dio Rainbow Diary
Phil Collen All-Purpose Oil
Tuff Towels
Chris Holmes Poolchair
aznsquirt
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1623
Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:16 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by aznsquirt »

Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 12:37 am Hanoi Rocks Casket
Great White Colostomy Bag
Skid Row Raid Repellant
Don Costa Cheese Grater
Dio Rainbow Diary
Phil Collen All-Purpose Oil
Tuff Towels
Chris Holmes Poolchair
Dude, you're good.
aznsquirt
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1623
Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:16 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by aznsquirt »

Why did I open that link, and 5 seconds later thought they're going to start talking about Rikki Racthman's tenure in Virgin?
Rocker4Real
Pimping Your Demo At Shows
Posts: 414
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2023 5:15 am

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by Rocker4Real »

Jean jacket vests. Why didn't more bands put out their own? Too expensive to make? The jean jacket vest with no shirt was a staple for Rockers.
LAglamrocker
Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
Posts: 26087
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
Location: Candyassland

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by LAglamrocker »

When Rush fan wears Britny Fox shirt next episode :lol: :lol: :lol:
Discussion :D
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
MattleyCrue
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1881
Joined: Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:32 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by MattleyCrue »

Enuff Z’Nuff animal crackers from Animals with Human Intelligence. I have a box of them still unopened!
LAglamrocker wrote:
Walk in Diesel store Melrose with Ashba gear commands respect, not sure you are allowed in with Walmart gear
User avatar
dmbrocker
Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
Posts: 17710
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:49 pm
Location: Rockin’ with Amber, Bradie, Laurine, Dokken, Ratt, Motley, Aerosmith, Rush, Poison…

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by dmbrocker »

Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 12:37 am Hanoi Rocks Casket
Great White Colostomy Bag
Skid Row Raid Repellant
Don Costa Cheese Grater
Dio Rainbow Diary
Phil Collen All-Purpose Oil
Tuff Towels
Chris Holmes Poolchair
I propose that each Tuff Towel should come with an autographed copy of the towel pic.
Image
Image
LAglamrocker wrote: Trixter is awesome but everyone has seen After The Rain video correct? That’s one of first things I’m going thank God for
metalmike76
Recording Your Demo
Posts: 329
Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:27 am

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by metalmike76 »

roxxxtar wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 7:03 pm Def Leppard prosthetics
Warrant Cherry Pies
Ratt Traps
Those are classic. Ratt traps😂🤘
User avatar
roxxxtar
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 9782
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:09 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by roxxxtar »

Tommy Lee Penis Pumps
User avatar
WolfgangVonPage
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 926
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:51 pm
Location: At the best damn party at the rim of Hell

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by WolfgangVonPage »

WASP - Meat On A Stick
Got myself a Cadillac, but can't afford the gasoline.
User avatar
WolfgangVonPage
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 926
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:51 pm
Location: At the best damn party at the rim of Hell

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by WolfgangVonPage »

Motley Crue - Ten Seconds To Abs workout video
Got myself a Cadillac, but can't afford the gasoline.
User avatar
WolfgangVonPage
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 926
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:51 pm
Location: At the best damn party at the rim of Hell

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by WolfgangVonPage »

Accept - Balls To The Wall manscaping products.
Got myself a Cadillac, but can't afford the gasoline.
Dr. Hollywood
Jamming in Parent's Basement
Posts: 81
Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:31 pm

Re: Hair Metal Products that should have been

Post by Dr. Hollywood »

Faster Pussycat nicotine patch
Post Reply