TheMentalSped Daily Quote Calendar Is Here!!

SeminiferousButtNoid · Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:28 pm

Don't get upset. I just didn't think you realized that posting mustard shots of yourself on hair metal message board was kind of embarassing and pathetic. I thought maybe if I pointed out to you that its abnormal that maybe you'd realize it and be a little more humble. Crying in your cornflakes isn't going to erase your humiliation.

SeminiferousButtNoid · Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:56 pm

StevieVanDarrell wrote:I'm ignoring this from this post onward. Noid exists solely to get the reaction I just gave for however many posts. I'll just ignore that depraved prick and go about my business.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:40 pm

I laughed out loud at that.

That's pretty fuckin' funny.

The_Irony®™ · Post by **The_Irony®™** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:40 pm

TiredOfYou wrote:You need to get it that a lot of us don't want you telling us what to do, what to post and when and where to post it

There's an entire year of job security for me in that sentence alone, Secret Avenger.

And since when do you post on The War Board, bro?

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:45 pm

TiredOfYou wrote:Hungwell, why can't I keep myself from clickin' on this thread? WHY?

Relax, sniffles. You're just stupid.

Everything'll be ok.

The_Schedule
Jan 15th---StevieVanDarrell
Jan 16th---CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Jan 17th---The Alterednym
Jan 18th---DoogieHowitzer
Jan 19th---RazorbladeStar
Jan 20th---slash4prez
Jan 21st---The_Retarded

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:08 pm

Damn it Hungwell, if you're going to put me on the schedule at least spell my name right

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:36 pm

You soil the sort of good name of the creep

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:59 pm

TiredOfYou wrote:
You need to get it that a lot of us don't want you telling us what to do, what to post and when and where to post it

You act like it's hard to find a stupid quote. I could skim hatas the day of my quote and find one within 5 minutes.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:11 pm

I wait eagerly for the quote on the 21st.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:38 am

The_Schedule

Jan 16th---CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Jan 17th---The Alterednym
Jan 18th---DoogieHowitzer
Jan 19th---RazorbladeStar
Jan 20th---slash4pres
Jan 21st---The_Retarded
Jan 22nd---SikRik6669

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:29 am

Your schtick is played, bro.

slash4pres · Post by **slash4pres** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:25 am

Hey fake Creep, why don't you make another gay joke about vince neil lovitz? They are so funny!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:58 pm

Here's a lil' sumpthin' to pass the time while we wait for CSHB's quote.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:08 pm

Well, Hung, I know I'm posting out of turn on this, but in observation of the holiday I just HAD to share these thoughts from one of the esteemed intellectuals from the War Board:

DwnSouthJukin wrote:Its it time for Matthew Spepard to come into this thread & call everyone racists?

Anyway, MLK day was the first politically correct Hoiliday, nothing more, nothing less. The majority didnt want it. As usual, it was more leftists crap forced on people without their consent.

Get ready for "Moms Who Aborted Their Babies So They Could Afford A Bigger Car Payment Day" from libs next.....

Dare I call this post a masterpiece? I believe I do!

And by "masterpiece", I mean, "Cause for an intervention from concerned friends and relatives who suspect a crack addiction".

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:23 pm

Licketysplit wrote:The first 4 or 5 years of a relationship are usually the best, and scientists believe it's biological. It takes roughly 5 years to meet, get pregnant and raise a child to age 4, which is roughly the time that a child starts to be somewhat self-sufficient. After then it is not as critical from a survival standpoint for a child to have 2 parents, although from a social standpoint it is ideal. Again, they are going back to caveman days when they theorize that men and women are programmed to get along for about 5 years,

No, I'm not just jumping on the GIRLS AGAINST LICKETY bandwagon. There are so many fucking retarded things in this quote, I wouldn't even know where to start.

God damn - no wonder people hate you.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:34 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: No, I'm not just jumping on the GIRLS AGAINST LICKETY bandwagon.

Ah, but as Sludge bandwagons go, that's a distinguished bandwagon.

And as you've learned here, all you have to do to hop on is read his fucking posts.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:36 pm

Licketysplit wrote: Again, they are going back to caveman days when they theorize that men and women are programmed to get along for about 5 years,

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:38 am

Holy shit, that's funny.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:06 am

Who knew there were gems on the War Board?

The_Schedule
Jan 17th---The Alterednym
Jan 18th---DoogieHowitzer
Jan 19th---RazorbladeStar
Jan 20th---slash4pres
Jan 21st---The_Retarded
Jan 22nd---SikRik6669
Jan 23rd---Punk

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:45 pm

Give The_Alterednym a little more time today. It'll be worth it.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:54 pm

Hungwell wrote:Who knew there were gems on the War Board?

It is a magical place to visit that not many people know about, but which has attracted a devoted following among those who've discovered it.

Kinda like Aruba only without the fear of getting kidnapped and sold into white slavery.

EvelIgVonDurstFish · Post by **EvelIgVonDurstFish** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:14 pm

chickenona wrote:
Hungwell wrote:Who knew there were gems on the War Board?

It is a magical place to visit that not many people know about, but which has attracted a devoted following among those who've discovered it.

Kinda like Aruba only without the fear of getting kidnapped and sold into white slavery.

There is way more hate on the War Board than there is over here

It makes Fox news come off as more Liberal than NPR

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:18 pm

Heh. I see you've visited.

And you know what I'm up against.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:30 pm

Anyone noticed TMC hasn't been around lately?

I think Earl finally got her.

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:14 pm

EvelIgVonDurstFish wrote:
chickenona wrote:
Hungwell wrote:Who knew there were gems on the War Board?

It is a magical place to visit that not many people know about, but which has attracted a devoted following among those who've discovered it.

Kinda like Aruba only without the fear of getting kidnapped and sold into white slavery.
There is way more hate on the War Board than there is over here

It makes Fox news come off as more Liberal than NPR

Yeah but at least here I laugh once in a while. Nothing is funny about 20 threads arguing over George Bush. If I wanted to hear that I would turn on Fox News or CNN. I would much rather come here and see Hollywood Rose called a cocksmoker or something like that.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:24 pm

The_Creep wrote:Anyone noticed TMC hasn't been around lately?

I think Earl finally got her.

Don't bet on it. I've been posting here for about 2 1/2 years and I've seen this cycle repeat itself a few times. Somebody starts in on TMC, she gets shook up, others join in because she makes herself an easy target. She stops posting for a couple of months, then comes back postin' left and right. I'd be very, very surprised if the whole thing didn't start again by the spring or summer.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:22 pm

chickenona,

I know that is Carrie in your avatar, but I can't help but chuckle when I look at it.

It screams "TMC has lost her internet connection. And she's not taking it very well."

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:10 pm

Where is the yellow fonted bitch?.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:50 am

No shit.

SeminiferousButtNoid · Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:54 am

The_Alterednym™ wrote:January 17, 2006

StevieVanDarrell wrote: Ok, Slappy, if you think I posted it to gratify myself because I need amusement from faceless, nameless people, you're wrong. I just did it because. I could give a fuck, and it was only when specifically asked.

I have a full life, at least full enough to keep me happy. I'm only here a lot more recently because it's winter break, meaning I have no school to busy my day with. I never sit around talking about "CSHB thinks blah blah blah" or "Buttnoid called me a gay loser, help me out." Sludge life ends when I step away from my computer.

But while I'm here, all you seem to do is blather on about nothing in particular. Take away her persecution complex, and you're a TMC with a bold white font. And Ms. Ed is probably a better person than you could ever be, and I personally think she's pathetic. The only reasons I'm not just ignoring you are A; I have nothing to do until 6pm, and B; I don't want you going around saying how I got owned because I didn't reply.

So, to wrap up this rambling, you're an asshole who turns out something funny every 10-15 posts or so. Kind of like a bad version of Alterednym or Creep.

Told you he'd come through.