RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

[Metal Sludge]

You're the mod? Awesome.



Can I have a custom title?

Of course you can have a custom title.
What would you like?

[Mitzi Dupree]

"Queen of the Ping Pong" of course!


Mitz
(When I master smoking a cigarette out of my cooter, I might lobby for a change.)

[TheScootinator]

Ohh, and welcome aboard the "Mob" Train IPWEI!!

Here is our official seal!

I'm going to make a sticky out of the seal and put it on my truck! Granted, I'm really just a Mob wannabe, but he makes me puke. I hope that counts.

[TheScootinator]

This is just sad. I don't think I have ever witnessed someone getting the shit kicked out of them on such a large and complete scale.

Rev, would you please inform me about the upcoming alien invasion? You know, the one that you have insider knowledge about due to the fact that they communicated with you?

Don't you think making fun of his religious beliefs is taking things a little too far? Let's keep it fair. Aliens are off topic!!

Your new Bozo avatar is a freaking riot.

[TheScootinator]

your mob is loaded with filthy pigs who would say such things for no good reason about someone's mother.

As opposed to filthy pigs who would pimp their own mothers out on a hair metal message board for the intent of getting people to say such things about her.

Most normal men don't want people to call their mother a cunt, Rev.

And they especially don't post pictures of her tattoos hoping that someone will.

You are absolutely right, Iggy. Sons are supposed to revere their mothers. My son would go nuts if he found out someone was saying that shit about me. No decent son uses their mother in that way, and encourages people to talk shit about her. He's a piece of shit, sickening excuse for a son. I hope to hell, for his mother's sake, she has no idea how he puts her up for ridicule. That would break most mothers' hearts.

[GrayAntiMatter]

Man. Really, I just don't think there has been anything quite like this in the history of Sludge.

How can someone be such a whiney ass bitch about something they've been in control of from the start? Meltdown has been redefined, there's a new standard.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Rev had a rough day yesterday. He started off the day by coming up with the "You''re stalking me !" cries. Followed by veiled threats of laws, Big Brother and keeping a list and checking it twice.

Then when that didn't work, he started the " How dare you make fun of a mother on Mother's Day" rant. That didn't go so well for him either, after it was pointed out that he actually posted a picture of his mother sorry assed tattoo and to which he admitted that he only posted it to prove that everyone was a bad evil person that would rip on her only because he was stupid enough to put her trailer living ass on here. Then he took it up the ass for being a shitty son that would actually post a picture of his mother in a place he knew she would be ridicule just to make a point as stupid as his and try to make himself look better.

Finally, personally, I gave him permission to post my"husbands" name and address on the site or even PM it to me, but he pussed out again. With the "Let forget about the whole thing. Why not just let it go." backpedal.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Ya, SOSIA was a disgusting person

Was?

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Whoooodoggie!

Just got done reading the past few days of beatdown. Let's clear some stuff up.


1. I posted shit about your mom, Rev, in the hopes it would reaaallllly piss you off. You know, the good "get in your head like a swarm of bees" pissed.

2. That post appeared to be pretty much ignored. I was kinda disappointed.

3. Evidently it WASN'T ignored. Jackpot! Yay me. Hope that nerve I hit is red, raw, and bleeding, like your pussy. You are mine, bitch. Mine.



IN CONCLUSION: Poor you. Fuck yourself.











Attn: SludgeModPerson - Since you're handin' 'em out and all, a custom title would be nice. Thanks in advance.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I knew you were puke since the second you lied about serving my country,

Why do you keep posting lies about me, Rev? Answer me.

Why are you trying to bring my personal life into this when I clearly stated it's off limits?

[ChancreSore]

Not sure why this hasn't been reposted, it's a fucking gem!:



I find it pretty funny that you blocked out the compensation. Also, if you work for yourself, as per this quote, "Fact is, like it or not, I do not work for any school. I work for me." Then how can people calling Andover's driving school to check how much a driver's ed teacher makes (12 bucks an hour) be considered in any way shape or form "calling your employer"? I bet they are pretty happy you are plastering their address and phone number all over a "Hata's" board. And that you didn't block out their federal ID number.

And shithead, all one needs to get the address of a property owner is to have the county and name of the person in question, both of which you made freely available, then go to that county's auditor's website. Except in Indiana, real estate transactions aren't public information there yet.

Also, I don't give a fuck if you are the best driver's ed teacher in the world, no fucking way you are making more than a real school teacher. Not gonna happen.

Also, your mom is a dumb cunt. I wouldn't fuck her with your sister's dick and 2T pushing.

Just kidding, I love your mom like a sister. Also, I don't even know them. I bet they are lovely gals. Also, 2T has awful rhythm.

Do you think step-pop ever tries to hit the target on your mom's back after fucking her doggie style? Is he a sniper in the military? If so, I bet he could hit it from 30 yards out. Then again, if your mom is 63 (more personal information you posted about your family, proud of you they must be) and he is close to her age he may need Viagra. Or Cialus. Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though impressive to your mom, may be damaging to her tramp stamp. You should talk her into getting her clit pierced for her 64th.

Fyi, everything I posted here was based on shit you yourself posted. Show the famdamily, I bet they will be pleased as punch.

Ok, well, I'm off to hold my mom's hand as she gets "Fear the Jews" tattooed onto her shaved head. She's so hip. Also, could you please not use this very private and personal information about my mother in any future posts? Thanks! <3

Well, I'm out like Chickie's pill prescriptions.

I do hope I get to give testimony in your mob trial. I bet I do a much better job at throwing my friends under the bus than you did. And that's saying something!

Edit: I hadn't seen the tat pic until I posted this. I now realize it is on her back, not the back of her neck. Sorry for any confusion. Also, it's a pretty good sized tat, so it makes my dumb joke above less smart, but I'm keeping it in anyway. I spent hours on that masterpiece!

[ChancreSore]

... Also, 2T has awful rhythm...

You've obviously never seen me do the running man.

You fucked Schwarzenegger?! Awesome! Can I get a dick-sniff?

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

'Cuz it's not off limits, dishonorable swine.

If I were *really* such a sonofabitch, I'd bring up your brother's alias in the directory and invite him to the Willows campus for lunch. To discuss why his "brother" is painting such an unfavorable picture of him and the company on a website.


Now answer me.


Why do you keep posting this lie about me?

[Hungwell]

Finally, personally, I gave him permission to post my"husbands" name and address on the site or even PM it to me, but he pussed out again. With the "Let forget about the whole thing. Why not just let it go." backpedal.

Yo Aqua!

Part of the problem Revtard is having in producing the quote where he says you told him who you are ( besides it not existing) may be the fact that he thought both you and 2T were men.

Aquanet is a liar. He's lying about his car and he's lying about having anything whatsoever to do with the Station case.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

George Bush is a veteran.

[deathcurse]

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

He forgot to merge the layers when he blocked out his income. I was able to remove that black box and find out what they paid him. I guess he must have only worked 45 mintues for them.

Hopefully he remembered to merge those other layers when he blocked out his address and Social Security number. That would be a colossal fuck-up, especially for a multimedia expert like him.

[ChancreSore]

If you want to see some good flash, go here; http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Rev hates it though, because the singer is standing on the moon. And we all know no one has ever set foot on the moon. Or paw.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

If you want to see some good flash, go here; http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Rev hates it though, because the singer is standing on the moon. And we all know no one has ever set foot on the moon. Or paw.

This has both the best Flash and the best music made available on this page, bar none.

THIS is good flash animation, and its 6 years old

As far as Flash animation, I stand corrected. My statement about the music is still indisputable.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Finally, personally, I gave him permission to post my"husbands" name and address on the site or even PM it to me, but he pussed out again. With the "Let forget about the whole thing. Why not just let it go." backpedal.

Yo Aqua!

Part of the problem Revtard is having in producing the quote where he says you told him who you are ( besides it not existing) may be the fact that he thought both you and 2T were men.

Aquanet is a liar. He's lying about his car and he's lying about having anything whatsoever to do with the Station case.

Yeah it took him a while and someone having to point it out to him. He's such a great detective. It only took him like 25 pages and three years.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Tyler, who lives in (Revtown) teaches at the Andover Auto School in Andover Village, but he hardly fits the image of your typical Gulf War veteran-or driver's ed instructor. Tall and lanky with hair down to his waist, Tyler bares a striking resemblance to rocker Tom Petty

LMFAO! Looks like Tom Petty! LOL! Well, if that isn't a back handed compliment I don't know what is! LOL!

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Aqua, I am planning on coming to the Boston Area soon. Know of any good married couples I can hang out and party with?

It depends. Do you have big-hair and a really good imagination?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I had a poem published in Highlights.

PWN3D !!!1

[Mitzi Dupree]

Dear Mob,

I was a good U.S. citizen today. I had jury duty.

This is actually a euphemism for "sit around and wait for attorneys to figure stuff out."

I had time to kill and my trust Palm Pilot to keep my company, so Sludge surfin' I went. Bravo to all of you for your hysterical work today.

Oh yes, I received some strange looks as I snorted, snickered and finally guffawed at some of the gems on the board.

ChancreRattleSoreHead - dude - you slay me.

Anyway, thanks to all of you for helping to make this dull day a little more enjoyable.

Mitz
(Just proud as punch to have a custom title. Thanks Mob! Er - I mean Mod.)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Your little semantics jig is is pathetic yet entirely laughable.

That's a picture of your mother.

That's a picture of a frog on a person's finger. If the person in that picture or someone who knew them showed it to someone, the identifier in the picture would be the person, not the frog.

Same goes with the wart on the nose.

Quit trying to eliminate identity by removing context . You posted a picture of your mother on Mothers Day trying to get someone to make fun of her, and now you're trying desperately to not take ownership of that.

Which would be a first for you.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Or you could just quit dangling your mom like a piece of chum for a little attention.

I don't expect you to stop denying it though.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

LMGDAO @ Rev crying about his personal information. What the fuck happened to the guy who boasted about not hiding behind a mask and gloated about having the balls to post everything about himself - did he fly out the window when Nancy RockNReagan, his backed-in-a-corner alter ego, took over?

Rev put everything out there himself, dared people to find out about him, and then cried when they found out more about him than he intended, even though he gave them a god damn road map.

It's like someone setting out a fucking bowl of M&M's, and then crying "BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO EAT THE BLUE ONES" when people start chowing down on them.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You're running a little behind - Please reference the post above you before you start crying about shit that you brought on yourself, and openly admitted to doing so.

What, you're still not trying to take the heat off of TMC? You're still not pre-owning people with every calculated move you make?

You're a fucking douchebag and you got exactly what you asked for. The real scumbag here is you for your unbelievable need for attention.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Or you could just quit dangling your mom like a piece of chum for a little attention.

I don't expect you to stop denying it though.

That's what's so great about this. This guy is so twisted that he thinks anyone who rips on his family is scum, yet he doesn't think he's scum at all for wanting people to rip on them.

A psychologist could have a field day here. "Well Rev, I would say that you clearly harbor feelings of resentment toward your family, but feel too guilty to speak out against them yourself. So instead, you post their pictures on a hair metal messageboard, in hopes that others will say the things you long to but are afraid to. And then when they do, on the outside, you act indignant, but on the inside, are secretly dancing up a storm and going "Yeah! Take that, mom! That one's for telling me that Lovin' Kry was a stupid band name! And that one's for laughing at me when I tried to tell you about the reptilians!" "

It's actually classic histrionic self-victimization.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I wonder if Revs brother would like to know what he is doin?

http://www.eriktyler.com/

http://www.myspace.com/musicoferiktyler

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Rev

Jun 29, 2006 12:39 PM
Yo. What up, bro?

Just stopping in and looking around. Seein' what's up.

Dance With My Skeletons rocks.

My sister is there too, jackass. She's the gorgeous one you could only wish to know. Be sure to paste a dick on her too.

Like I dangled my sister, you scumbag?

I don't know, boys and girls, but I pretty much call that dangling.


Hey Rev, have I told you today what a consumate idiot your are?