Dumbest Posters

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:00 pm

I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:00 pm

chickenona wrote:Hahahaha @ "usually with a cousin".

It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this.

Not really. But I'll tell you something, I really loved those sundays when my ma took me to visit aunt Julia and cousin Vera.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:07 pm

chickenona wrote:Hahahaha, you know, lately I've noticed that the worst drivers are actually left-wing women. Nine times out of ten if somebody cuts in front of me only to brake for no apparent reason, or makes a turn at a crawl because they're trying to yap on the phone with one hand and drive with the other, or otherwise pull an idiotic stunt that leaves me swearing, it will be some stupid whore with an Obama bumper sticker.

I worry about what this says about me.

It says you're a good driver.
About that JakeYonkel shit, you are forgiven. I have a theory to prove, but for that I will need your cooperation.

I'm also thinking about getting some poppies, I may need some help from you about indoor growing.

ZakkVanDime wrote: I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.

So, you like them educated, huh Zack?

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:15 pm

mullet_head wrote:
ZakkVanDime wrote: I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.
So, you like them educated, huh Zack?

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:36 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Thanks! You saw this pic of Dizzy and I and got excited!

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:

rikirachtmanstheshit · Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:37 pm

My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit.

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:38 pm

grayantimatter wrote:
deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.
He's OVD for GnR. Just, not as fun, insightful or entertaining.

Seems like he's probably a decent dude, but he's going to die choking on Axls nuts.

Haha,wow.If I am being compared to P13,TCOM and OVD, I may have to slow my roll with the GNR threads!

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:45 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Yeah, mullet, I don't do druggies either, so we'll hafta pass. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:49 pm

Ouch. That your 'A' material?

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:50 pm

This thread is starting to fulfill its own purpose by creating new contenders for the crown.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:55 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:That silly stupid shitstain Chickenona is a douchebag. Dumbshit rags on people and once the fag sees they verbally rip his head off he tries to be "friends." Fuck him and his e crush stopimafagalready.

Who ripped off my head? And who'd I try to be friends with?

nubiankey · Post by **nubiankey** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:57 pm

Nona, you got a dick?? When did the sex change take place?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:58 pm

I've been keeping it on the DL.

rikirachtmanstheshit · Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:01 pm

That's a hell of a tuckjob baby! Do ya do Bar Mitzvahs?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:13 pm

No, I'm a non-denominational tranny.

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:27 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Why don't you go off on me about trying to be Speedy again,that shit was funny.

No, what's fucking funny (i.e. stretching my ballskin over your face hilarious) is that I assumed this Stop_IAlreadySuck nym was Speedy, until you opened your overly defensive suckwound and made me do a little recon, thus revealing the true faggot behind the glory hole.

Speedy's the dumbest thing on Blast, and you suck his nuts like a French whore in an Almond Joy factory.

V wrote:Speedy is a pimp.

V wrote:I love you too speedy

El Whoppo · Post by **El Whoppo** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:38 pm

but thats 1/2 the fun of SLUDGE watching people meltdown over some stupid ass internet shit

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:41 pm

Uh-oh, ya got retard bingo.

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:42 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Angry Jew wrote:
chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.
Thanks! You saw this pic of Dizzy and I and got excited!

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:

*flick*

It's alright, I know you are just jealous of my Adam Sandler like good looks.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:38 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:You PM me StopIamalreadyatotalfaggot, I'll clown your ass when I'm ready you numbnutted faggot. I don't need your help, you know I have tons of shit on you, I'll let it go when I'm good and ready. Now go suck chickenona's clit and her 5 hillbilly brothers dick you silly bastard. I told you I'm fucking old skool and I'll fucking go when I am good and ready.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Can I make one suggestion. Lose the second faggot. You already said faggot once before, you don't need two faggots. Instead, how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:40 pm

deathcurse wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote:You PM me StopIamalreadyatotalfaggot, I'll clown your ass when I'm ready you numbnutted faggot. I don't need your help, you know I have tons of shit on you, I'll let it go when I'm good and ready. Now go suck chickenona's clit and her 5 hillbilly brothers dick you silly bastard. I told you I'm fucking old skool and I'll fucking go when I am good and ready.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
Can I make one suggestion. Lose the second faggot. You already said faggot once before, you don't need two faggots. Instead, how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.

This is the floor. It's made of, like, some floor shit.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:42 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:This is the floor. It's made of, like, some floor shit.

I thought we were coo de la!

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:44 pm

Mothafucka, what the fuck?! Mothafucka, what the fuck?!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:45 pm

WHY YOU GOTTA THROW THE JACKET AT ME?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:47 pm

Don't fuck with me nigga, 'cause you're gonna get dropped
I'll snap off yo neck with a crackle and pop!

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:52 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Im not jewish........

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:57 pm

grayantimatter wrote:
chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.
Im not jewish........

KneelandBobDylan · Post by **KneelandBobDylan** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:02 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote: YOU.

HAVE.

NOTHING.
Hey cheesedick,

I HAVE

A LOT

Now shut yourface and beg for forgiveness before I send you back to mommy. STUPID NEEEEEEEEEEEEGRO! Take your tits pic off, IT GODDAMN EMBARRASSING!
what makes this post funny.

This guy thinks that is me in my avitar, i am Davy Jones from the Monkees.
This guy claims to have dirt on me but when he is called out wants to look like a little bitch. He won't use it, he has nothing.
He called me a negro when he thinks that i am the white guy in my avitar.

Wait, you aren't Davy Jones?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:07 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote: Hey cheesedick,

I HAVE

A LOT

Now shut yourface and beg for forgiveness before I send you back to mommy. STUPID NEEEEEEEEEEEEGRO! Take your tits pic off, IT GODDAMN EMBARRASSING!
what makes this post funny.

This guy thinks that is me in my avitar, i am Davy Jones from the Monkees.
This guy claims to have dirt on me but when he is called out wants to look like a little bitch. He won't use it, he has nothing.
He called me a negro when he thinks that i am the white guy in my avitar.

psssssssst you stupid fucking faggot, listen, i got dirt, but if i say shit now, well, then you expect it, and will be ready to battle, if i wait for whenever, then you get all the more embarrassed, if i were you and thank god i am not i would go hide under another name before i spank you in front of everyone, now FUCK OFF, i will go when i am ready, what is sad is you are so ready, well guess what suckyfaggotshitstain, i'll clown you when you least expect it, NOW FUCK OFF CUNTFACE!

Look here, you armpit-lickin' porcupine fellater, you out him, I out you.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:18 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote:Imma out both you niggaz, never slap a brothas hand Murray! You boyfriend here who shows is tits is about to go under another fucking name when I''m done. You done did fucked up with this Country Pella Nigga!
I think we have a newest dumest poster right here.

He's a terrible bluffer.