The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

[Iron Duck]

Nice try, jerk off. But I wont take your bait.

Famous last words

Fuck, I just imagined that in Scooby's voice.

What're you hittin', dude?

[UtahRatt]

Comming from a CUNT like you im flattered

If that is flattering you should be ecstatic to find out that everyone here thinks you're a douche, have fun with your new title.

[panteraman319]

Comming from a CUNT like you im flattered

If that is flattering you should be ecstatic to find out that everyone here thinks you're a douche, have fun with your new title.

dude do you think i care what half the pimpled faced losers like you think about me.....when you leave mommys house then lets talk......

[panteraman319]

You are so witty............how was the vampire movie little girl......i guess im owned again!!!!!!!!!!

[panteraman319]

cant think of 10 but Ill say StopImAlreadyDead is an easy #1

i guess that says it all

[UtahRatt]

Comming from a CUNT like you im flattered

If that is flattering you should be ecstatic to find out that everyone here thinks you're a douche, have fun with your new title.

dude do you think i care what half the pimpled faced losers like you think about me.....when you leave mommys house then lets talk......

How can you not care and be flattered at the same time?

[panteraman319]

How can you not care and be flattered at the same time?[/quote]
because i was responding to someone else until you decided to stick your nose in it

[UtahRatt]

because i was responding to someone else until you decided to stick your nose in it

I don't know man, on one hand you say you're flattered that someone thinks you're a douche then you turn around and say you don't care what people think....If you really don't care, why do you respond at all?
Are you always this confusing?

[TawnyVonJagger]

Thebottomline
Slacker
Rav_Sputnuk
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
Angry Jew
Ghey_Man
dong dokken
cultofmanson

Just...meh.

Amended!

Slacker
Rav_Sputnik
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
ChowderheadCheerleader
Ghey_Man
BigHairTightPants
manofmetal

Good fucking God, that's a steaming pile of shit there. Some more than others.

Comming from a CUNT like you im flattered

Guess I was pretty much spot on? Call me a cunt and then say you're flattered...suuuuuuuuuure you are. Don't worry, you're in good company!

[panteraman319]

you call me a douche bag and pile of shit.......am i just supposed to say thank you?

[Landshark2000]

My head hurts ...

[grishnak boss]

Um...NO


I quit.


Creative differences had nothing to do with it; that was about the only thing that was good at the end.

I didnt agree with the record deal they signed, nor their wanting to play the same clubs over and over again with out trying to advance their careers.

They are doing the same thing they were, and I wish them well.

I chose to move on...and have.

They are doing SXSW this year; I hope something good comes out of it for them.


Now, where were we?


Oh yes...FUCK OFF

Dude, you blew it. Your only chance at stardom flushed down the toilet because you're really dense. They had a nice plan going, they are playing clubs, selling CD's, and you? Nothing, only a I-was-a-helix-drummer tantrum.

You're a failure.

[grishnak boss]

Been just waiting for the opportunity, right?


LOL


"Hey, man...what happened, my friend, bro etc."


LOL


Dude...FUCK YOU. lol

You know nothing about me or my life-I wont even stoop to your bullshit. Nor will I bad mouth my ex-band. Safe to say, they are doing what they have always done, and I chose to walk away. They had an opportunity to try and take things further, and they didnt want to. End of story.


Best of luck to them...as for you, FUCK OFF.

You should have waited instead of bailing on a great opportunity, you idiot! Seems your dick strangling sessions affected the airflow to the few braincells you were born with too.

No one is asking you to badmouth them, just to come forward with the truth.

It doesn't make sense they didn't want to "take things further" - Do they want to stay a bar band forever? What exactly were you proposing that got rejected, and made you quit? I mean, you invested a good 4 years into the project to quit just because they "didn't want to take things further", so Abe, for once in your life come clean about this situation.

We'll wait for the answer.

[grishnak boss]

So you're not gonna tell the truth, eh?

Sounds like they fired your stupid ass

[MurrayFiend]

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

A dozen fans crying?

You have got to be kidding.

[ozzyrulz777]

Tears of happiness maybe.

[GrayAntiMatter]

I don't get that. Abe isn't a bad drummer. He's the guy that provided the track for the Sludge song contest, right?

[Doogie]

.dot. isn't an alt. Looks to me like he's engaging you straight up.

[grishnak boss]

Abe is a good drummer - no one has ever said the contrary - but he's lying through his teeth with those answers as to why he quit.

The story is full of holes - A band that didn't want to move to the next level with abe's master plan to dominate the world - Who came up with such magnificent plan, Abe? the voices in your head? The ones that tell you to post pics of your disgusting ass?

Only someone who is clearly delusional can come up with a statement like "There were a dozen fans crying on my last gig"....yeah right

You were fired, man up and admit it!!! It was your last chance to do something worthy, you should go back and ask for your gig, because now you're on your own, "endorsed" by yamaha, sabian etc to pick up the garbage cans on a lame train that's bound to nowhere!!!

Let's analyze:

1.- The one and ONLY person the stylist the band hired DIDNT have to re-dress was ME-as a matter of fact, they all borrowed clothes from my collection all the time-nice try

What you meant to say was that they have no sense of fashion, and were such cheap scums they had to borrow from your vougue catalog, because they weren't gonna personally invest on wardrobe. Ok.

2.- but if wanting to aspire to furthering your career + not playing the same chicken wing bars 5 times a month is "putting up" with someone, guiilty as charged.

1st time your real self talks. Congratulations, you're a step closer to reality - You played chicken wing bars - Notice how it sounds quite different from the "We pulled 6,000 people on our last gig, here are the pics to prove it!" bullshit? Don't let the voices in your head drown the real Abe, fight!!!

What were you proposing to further their career that got rejected again?...

3.- They were a pop cover band called fuckin POPJOY when I found them-I certainly made them better and raised their profile-as well as focused them on writing and not playing as many covers. Even they will admit to this.

Thanks to your impeccable taste in all matters concerned to music, pictures and wardrobe you pulled 'em out of the gutter - a pop cover band called fuckin popjoy is the lowest denominator on the club scene, right? They found you, voila, overnight chicken wing bar success.

4.- you will know they convinced me to stay many times when I wanted to leave in the past-till finally they could convince me no more. And Im happier than Ive been in YEARS.

So the last 2 years where you pimped them like the 2nd coming of gnr's were all bullshit. If you're capable of that, you're also capable of not telling us the truth about your departure. They fired your stupid ass, didn't they?

5.- Im pushing 41-and still fully endorsed by Yamaha, Sabian, Los Cabos etc. Yeah, and the only one out of ANY of them to have ever signed a real record deal with an actual advance, tour support, video budget etc. As well as a publishing deal, tour arenas, tour on a bus, fly to shows, have endorsements etc.

Well, did they decide to dump the most important, experienced band member out of the blue because they want to remain a bar band? Something doesn't click Abe...

[Winter]

Douches that weren't listed that should be...

Winter
Absolutely Fabulous
Dance4U
Peaches
HBB and her nymphs

WTF???

[Doogie]

My question in all of this, is WHO THE FUCK ARE THE JOYS, AND WHY DOES ANYONE CARE?

Goddamn, you'd think you people were talking about The Beatles or some shit. This whole argument is over a band that nobody I know has ever given a green apple shit about.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

tardmuniqués

Nice.

[grishnak boss]

My question in all of this, is WHO THE FUCK ARE THE JOYS, AND WHY DOES ANYONE CARE?

Goddamn, you'd think you people were talking about The Beatles or some shit. This whole argument is over a band that nobody I know has ever given a green apple shit about.

ouch!

[Mitzi Dupree]

Shouldn't you be packing? You know, what with your voluminous wardrobe of photogenic stage togs and all. I'd hardly think you'd have time to post.

What to wear to NAMM? What to wear to NAMM?

[Jack Drugless]

See ya in L.A. chumps

Not if the doormen are doing their jobs you won't.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

I'm crying because you're leaving the thread.

Eleven people want to join me to make an even dozen?

[ozzyrulz777]

At least I didn't lie about getting fired from The Joys.

No, you just lied about ME getting fired from them.


See ya, jack-off.


Im done fucking with ya.

Dude even Stevie Wonder can see you got shitcanned. Just admit it.

[grishnak boss]

"Archie has decided to pursue other projects; We thank him for sharing his efforts and talent and wish him all the best in life!"

From The Joys press release...guess they are lying too then eh?

Do they know about your sludge press release?

The Joys are continuing to play chicken-wing gigs and make bad business choices-FACT

Good thing you're not badmouthign them, you backstabbing cocksucker!!! Deathcurse has always been right, you wouldn't hesitate to stab anyone who's not in your revolving buddies list.

[Doogie]

"Archie has decided to pursue other projects; We thank him for sharing his efforts and talent and wish him all the best in life!"

From The Joys press release...guess they are lying too then eh?

I don't know what's more funny. The fact that they've got you bleating like a fucking sheared sheep, or the fact that your name is Archie.