Poll...rate my looks

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:05 pm

TimBerrington wrote:Picture I found in Creepystein's photobucket.

I don't use photobucket.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:08 pm

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:So the same amount of time as Donnie and Lisa have been together? Interesting.

Kristi and I have been together for 3 1/2 years now. Married for two.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:11 pm

TimBerrington wrote:it's you.

That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:14 pm

TimBerrington wrote:more images.

hahahahha...awesome! That guy's seen a lot of sun. I've seen almost none. He also seems to be about twice my size.

Still...I gotta hand it to ya...those two photo posts of yours rate fairly high on my personal laugh scale.

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:17 pm

Cliffenstein wrote: I realize you folks who mistakenly believe you're in charge around here don't get it, but that doesn't lessen its laugh value for me in the least...in fact, it greatly enhances it!

WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:17 pm

LeatherSnake wrote:

I dont follow...sorry.

You really don't know who that is on the right side of that photo?

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:19 pm

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!

?

Aristocrat · Post by **Aristocrat** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:25 pm

Cliffenstein wrote:
TimBerrington wrote:it's you.
That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.

Well, it may as well be. Reid and Pelosi aren't the same person either, but it really is close enough.

Sorry to hear about the age difference. I was hoping she was a very young looking 30 something. In any case, I bet she's hotter than 90% of sludgers' wives and/or girlfriends (for those that actually have them). Then to top it all off, you say she's not even fat. No shit? Good for you.

Cyber Spirit · Post by **Cyber Spirit** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:27 am

Handsome,talented and loved by all.

He's got it all.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:00 am

Aristocrat wrote:Well, it may as well be. It really is close enough.

I have no piercings, I hate emo (and always have), my hair is a Joan Jett shag not a short Johnny Ramone and my skin isn't torn up from years of sun damage.

Aristocrat wrote:she's not even fat.

Not even a little.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:02 am

LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol

It went over my head-sorry.

If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:11 am

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:
Cliffenstein wrote: I realize you folks who mistakenly believe you're in charge around here don't get it, but that doesn't lessen its laugh value for me in the least...in fact, it greatly enhances it!
WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!

I'm not the only one.

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:20 am

uptheass wrote:your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips

"Nondum matura est; nolo acerbam sumere."

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:23 am

UtahRatt wrote:

Is she feral?

You'd hit that like the fist of an angry God. And you know it.

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:38 am

Now all you middle aged morons have 20 sumthin' gals by your side?

I'm playing this yr as QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:17 am

BastaConLaDroga wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:

Is she feral?

You'd hit that like the fist of an angry God. And you know it.

id hit it with the backside of my hand the first time i found her taking stupid pictures like that

toddzilla · Post by **toddzilla** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:28 am

Cliffenstein wrote:
TimBerrington wrote:it's you.
That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.

Would like to speak with you.....

alleyrulez · Post by **alleyrulez** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:33 am

WTF wrote:Cliffy's cool in my book. His daughter is hawt.

MCLargeDrink · Post by **MCLargeDrink** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:34 am

Cliffenstein wrote:
LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol

It went over my head-sorry.
If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.

Oh God...you think Iggy Pop is your dad?

witchbitch · Post by **witchbitch** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:41 am

This is either going to fade into obscurity or blow the fuck up.
All that's missing is the parsley on the platter.

BTW, Cliff... I rate you a 5. You'd probably get a better score if you didn't look like Pete Wentz dressed as Gary Numan. Dude, you're 40. The longer you fight it, the more ridiculous you're going to look.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:55 am

So long story short...your mom was some methed out crew slut in the 1960s...your dad is Iggy Pop...your Wife is some gigantic foreheaded alien with a herpes sore who probably wasn't legal when you started boning her...and every "I'm an attention whore retard" post you make is a joke.

Great, welcome to Sludge. You'll fit in nicely here.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:20 am

MCLargeDrink wrote:
Cliffenstein wrote:
LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol

It went over my head-sorry.
If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.
Oh God...you think Iggy Pop is your dad?

Remember: If you believe it, it must be true.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:36 am

uptheass wrote:id hit it with the backside of my hand the first time i found her taking stupid pictures like that

I took that photo with my cell phone while we were at our local diner. It was actually much more innocent and much less set up than it actually appears.

But regardless, I find her to be spectacular in every way.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:38 am

LeatherSnake wrote:Cmon, man...

(shhhhh...just givin' the folks more stupid stuff to stupidly believe and freak out about).

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:39 am

Kockstar wrote:I don't like your goofy neck tie thing either.

Scarf.

And let's go over this again...dudes don't rate other dudes, dude!

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:41 am

witchbitch wrote:Dude, you're 40. The longer you fight it, the more ridiculous you're going to look.

Not until November and if I was concerned about my age or running from anything the last thing I'd be doing is making my age public.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:47 am

Crazy Levi wrote:your Wife probably wasn't legal when you started

I see basic math skills have eluded you.

Kristi will be 24 in December. We've been together for 3 1/2 years and married for 2.

Use a calculator, man...it'll come to you.

Crazy Levi wrote: Great, welcome to Sludge. You'll fit in nicely here.

It's a whole other level you have yet to comprehend.

bang · Post by **bang** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:56 am

alleyrulez wrote:
WTF wrote:Cliffy's cool in my book. His daughter is hawt.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:57 am

Kockstar wrote:Dudes don't wear scarfs dude.

Yes, because none of the bands that we all grew up loving and still love ever did such a thing!

Kockstar wrote:Id make you remove that scarf and put it in the trash.

hahahahahha...yeah, sure you would!

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:15 am

Nice to see ya back, Kock.

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