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EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:51 pm

JakeYonkel wrote:I'm glued to this thread (slow down at Casa Yonkel) and I just got one thing to say.

The idea of my cell blowing up with a bunch of E-friends saying shit like "Hey, did you see what Iggy posted on the Gossip Board! OMG check it out!" is not only totally out of my realm of believability but also funny as fuck.

Step away from the computer.

No shit. I can't believe people are openly discussing that like it's not embarassing as fuck.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:55 pm

I'm not the one who MADE any of the calls or texts, you dipshits. There were like three or four people blowing up my phone while I was at work trying to do my job. Why should I be embarrassed about that?

Well, dude, this has been awesome, but since my question got answered three pages ago and Antiques Roadshow is on (people my age love it) I'm gonna put this shit out of its misery. I gotta give you credit for volume, as always. I imagine that if I were to go back through the pages of this thread at any point I'd find whole rants I somehow missed before, but it's not like they'll say anything of value, or anything different than your usual blubbing so I'll probably skip it.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:57 pm

chickenona wrote:Well, dude, this has been awesome, but since my question got answered three pages ago and Antiques Roadshow is on (people my age love it) I'm gonna put this shit out of its misery.

Didn't you say this pages ago?

chickenona wrote: I gotta give you credit for volume, as always. I imagine that if I were to go back through the pages of this thread at any point I'd find whole rants I somehow missed before, but it's not like they'll say anything of value, or anything different than your usual blubbing so I'll probably skip it.

Just think--you spent hours upon hours this weekend responding to my valueless blubbing. Go you.

Hell, you probably spent more time with me than with your kid.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:59 pm

chickenona wrote: I'm not the one who MADE any of the calls or texts, you dipshits. There were like three or four people blowing up my phone while I was at work trying to do my job. Why should I be embarrassed about that?

Hahaha... yeah.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:08 pm

I've talked to Stoner on the phone and we'd laugh about Sludge stuff but I never got, like, 911 texts when shit would go down.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:23 pm

Oh, I hear that. I've got a few Sludge people from here on my Facebook but that's all the contact I have with anybody outside of this site. I know people have made friends for real off the boards, and that's understandable, but I can't fathom sitting with my wife at dinner and my phone going off and me telling her "oh it's nothing honey, Poizond13 just owned himself again in the Smelly Ass Locker Room."

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:25 pm

JakeYonkel wrote:Oh, I hear that. I've got a few Sludge people from here on my Facebook but that's all the contact I have with anybody outside of this site. I know people have made friends for real off the boards, and that's understandable, but I can't fathom sitting with my wife at dinner and my phone going off and me telling her "oh it's nothing honey, Poizond13 just owned himself again in the Smelly Ass Locker Room."

"deathcurse, come to the phone, something happened!"

"Mom, what is it?"

"CrouchingStonerHiddenBong is saying that Gazpacho said you reap what you sew. HURRY!!!!"

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:28 pm

"Mom, you just got a text, something about jamming a banana in your snatch in Montreal in the 80s"

"Quick, go up to your room and log in, I'm heading for the office, we'll check it out TOGETHER!"

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:40 pm

The_Yonk brings it.

EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:54 pm

Yep. I went there.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:45 pm

I remember during the infamous Lickety outing by DK, there were phone calls being made, telegrams and texts sent, even some smoke signals I'm sure...

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:46 pm

Luminiferous wrote:I remember during the infamous Lickety outing by DK, there were phone calls being made, telegrams and texts sent, even some smoke signals I'm sure...

Somebody even alerted Itwalks with morse code.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:47 pm

I got a call from a Sludger once. I won't say who it was, but we had a spectacular chat and we're close friends now.

OK, so nobody called me. Who the hell'd think to call me?

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:49 pm

JakeYonkel wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:I remember during the infamous Lickety outing by DK, there were phone calls being made, telegrams and texts sent, even some smoke signals I'm sure...
Somebody even alerted Itwalks with morse code.

I figured he learned about it through hieroglyphics..

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:51 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:I got a call from a Sludger once. I won't say who it was, but we had a spectacular chat and we're close friends now.

OK, so nobody called me. Who the hell'd think to call me?

I tried calling you once. I dialed the wrong number and wound up phone-sexing Ugmo.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:52 pm

JakeYonkel wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:I got a call from a Sludger once. I won't say who it was, but we had a spectacular chat and we're close friends now.

OK, so nobody called me. Who the hell'd think to call me?
I tried calling you once. I dialed the wrong number and wound up phone-sexing Ugmo.

Well, I hope he was worth it.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:56 pm

I flipped to the wrong page in my rolodex and called Murray HEAD.

Bangkok was not fun. I was humbled.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:57 pm

deathcurse wrote:I flipped to the wrong page in my rolodex and called Murray HEAD.

Bangkok was not fun. I was humbled.

I don't get it. STOP BEING OLD.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:00 pm

Sorry he's not a reggae singer.

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:02 pm

I once heard two prominent Sludgers brought my name up in an actual phone conversation one time.

I was flippin' off cops and downloading shit without Peer Guardian for like a week after that.

I felt like Denzel in Training Day.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:04 pm

Let me know when you got 3 or 4 of them blowing up chicke's phone.

Please. Let's not turn this into amateur hour.

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:19 pm

Who knew there was such a chatty Sludge poster named DeptOfSocialServices...

Or that he could get his nym to pop up on caller ID.

thejuggernaut · Post by **thejuggernaut** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 pm

Scaryhead wrote:I once heard two prominent Sludgers brought my name up in an actual phone conversation one time.

I was flippin' off cops and downloading shit without Peer Guardian for like a week after that.

I felt like Denzel in Training Day.

LOL

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:33 pm

Scaryhead wrote:Who knew there was such a chatty Sludge poster named DeptOfSocialServices...

Or that he could get his nym to pop up on caller ID.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:22 pm

I sell my people out all the time to squirt a jib. I'll sell anyone out to rub a fucking nerve that feels good to be rubbed. WHOOOPIE!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:24 am

This thread is a mess! How does Elise know so much about other peoples lives? As far as I can tell all her posts in the last 3 or 4 years have been about her pussy or some underage actor.

St_Augustines_Pears · Post by **St_Augustines_Pears** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:24 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:This thread is a mess! How does Elise know so much about other peoples lives? As far as I can tell all her posts in the last 3 or 4 years have been about her pussy or some underage actor.

Don't you get it, ace? She's speaking in code!

knuckles.is.contractual · Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:31 pm

deathcurse wrote:I'm using at as a generic term to describe boring women who use the internet to escape the soulcrushing drudgery of their loveless marriages and generally unfulfilling lives.

I usually call them "soccer moms" because also rubs in what a cliche they are. Housewives are special! Nobody likes soccer moms. Especially soccer moms.

--edit--
Haha, look at me responding to a post from page one on a 6 page thread. What a dumbass!

--editedit--
Hey, this thread wasn't too bad! I skimmed lots, but what I saw was pretty nasty. You guys are such horrible people! Thumbs up!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:48 pm

Housewives is already a derogatory term. If I was referring to women who stay at home to raise their kids, etc., I would have said homemakers.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:22 pm

Why don't you guys just lay off bored housewives?

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