What's Up with This Meatbro Guy?

[deathcurse]

Now known as "Ugmo."

Is he a fucking mental case or what's his problem?

Does he have a bad heart? Please tell me now.

[JakeYonkel]

I like Ugmo. I mean, his politics suck, but his taste in music rules, and uhh... well, getting to the point.

I don't know why he's so stuck on this. I don't recall him being a big anti-cyberbullying guy before, but as I feel like I've been saying ad infinitum (yeah, I know nobody pays attention to me anyway) this is all a moot point since the Iggster didn't off himself.

I've said crappy stuff to him before and I don't feel guilty at all. You can't conduct your day-to-day interactions with everyone as if it may be the last time you speak to them. (OK, for your family and shit, yeah, that's probably a good method to go by)

Otherwise this place becomes the Care Bear Board.

That said, I hope nothing bad happens to you today, if I don't talk to you again.

Despite me wishing tourette syndrome and the gout on you in separate threads, of course.

[deathcurse]

Despite me wishing tourette syndrome and the gout on you in separate threads, of course.

You wished the gout on me? I don't know what that is. Something about a poor diet and feet.

And I may have jokingly wished death on poor Iggy once or twice but when the discussions about death actually got serious, I told him I would be bummed if he died.

But I guess I'm a real asshole for saying how I felt while he was still here! Meatbro, you are a shining beacon of integrity.

[deathcurse]

Oh, and why do people call him Meatbro? I guess it drives him nuts. Why?

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

Mattbro was forever scarred by Eveldick calling his mother a whore on a daily basis six years back. He's kind of like the Ronnie Miller of the boards, the dork who became cool and is now a dork again, trying to elicit the slow clap.

Can't Buy Me Sludge.

[deathcurse]

Perfect.

[saracapri]

I don't know why he's so angry with you deathcurse. You and Iggy were equal participants in those flamewars. It's not like you were stalking Iggy. And now that he's gone, it seems like you've been respectful. It's not like you are talking shit about him now that he's gone and can't defend himself (like Buttnoid is).

[MurrayFiend]

I never thought I'd say this about anyone, but he should stick to posting about politics and that shitty band Europe.

[exitflagger]

his taste in music rules

Jake knows how to deliver the ultimate insult.

[JakeYonkel]

his taste in music rules

Jake knows how to deliver the ultimate insult.

I can't really get down with Europe but other than that he's all right.

[MurrayFiend]

Jake knows him some Big Pun, so he knows what's up.

[JakeYonkel]

Jake knows him some Big Pun, so he knows what's up.

Then in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didn't do diddly

[Punk]

Oh, and why do people call him Meatbro? I guess it drives him nuts. Why?

His old nym was Mattbro...it's kinda like how you get all wound up over people calling you debtpurse.

[Ugmo]

I can't really get down with Europe but other than that he's all right.

How can you of all people at Sludge not like Europe? That's weird.

[exitflagger]

I can't really get down with Europe but other than that he's all right.

How can you of all people at Sludge not like Europe? That's weird.

Didn't you see Tropic Thunder? "Never go full retard".

[Punk]

I can't really get down with Europe but other than that he's all right.

How can you of all people at Sludge not like Europe? That's weird.

Yonkelwitcz apparently finds Danger Danger to be stronger than Europe.

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

It's not like you are talking shit about him now that he's gone and can't defend himself (like Buttnoid is).

What the hell are you babbling about now, Zsa Zsa?

[MickeyG]

Ugmo's a good dude.

[Scoundrel]

Hugmo is retarded.

His posts are retarded. His music is retarded. His clothes are retarded.

I remember when he posted pictures of himself in his stage clothes. It looked like the Broadway cast of CATS was run through a minefield and Ugbro raked the remnants into a pile and rolled in it.



And I've never seen anybody excited about catching a venereal disease either. He told that story with the breathless wonderment of a 14 year old telling his buddies how he lost his virginity to the babysitter.


I think Ugmo doesn't like internet flaming since he knows he's probably next.

[JakeYonkel]

I can't really get down with Europe but other than that he's all right.

How can you of all people at Sludge not like Europe? That's weird.

Yonkelwitcz apparently finds Danger Danger to be stronger than Europe.

D2 is great and second only to Def Leppard for me.

Europe... eh. Beyond "The Final Countdown," "Carrie," and "Rock the Night" I can't be bothered.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Ugmo's a good guy, he's just got a polar opposite POV than a lot of us. I always thought the "Meatbro" thing was a gay reference by how much he doesn't like it. I guess if he's banging married chicks and getting the clap, it's probably not the case.

[Ugmo]

I came up with the Meatbro name myself! What happened was that Quicksand Jesus I believe it was tried to register the name "Trust In Scorpion Faith", but he fucked it up and it came out as "Trust in Scropion Faith." I joked that I should call myself Meatbro, and I even registered that nym and posted under it for a while. Then I got banned and in the meantime the name Meatbro somehow became synonymous with gay homosexual behavior, and yeah, I admittedly didn't handle that very well.

[chickenona]

Haha, when I noticed Ugmo's name was the last name to post on Hata's this morning I got a mental picture of a baby chick about to get eaten by an alligator. A baby chick in zebra-skin pants.

[MotleyPoo]

Are MeatBro and MattBro the same guy?

[deathcurse]

Are MeatBro and MattBro the same guy?

[deathcurse]

This part is awesome, by the way -

Then I got banned and in the meantime the name Meatbro somehow became synonymous with gay homosexual behavior, and yeah, I admittedly didn't handle that very well.

Yeah, I don't know who the ad wizard was that connected "Meatbro" to gay activities but let's take a moment to ponder their brilliance.

[SoulsOfBlack]

I came up with the Meatbro name myself! What happened was that Quicksand Jesus I believe it was tried to register the name "Trust In Scorpion Faith", but he fucked it up and it came out as "Trust in Scropion Faith." I joked that I should call myself Meatbro, and I even registered that nym and posted under it for a while. Then I got banned and in the meantime the name Meatbro somehow became synonymous with gay homosexual behavior, and yeah, I admittedly didn't handle that very well.

Holy shit, I remember that. That had to be what, some 7-8 years ago? What happened to QJ anyway?

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

I came up with the Meatbro name myself! What happened was that Quicksand Jesus I believe it was tried to register the name "Trust In Scorpion Faith", but he fucked it up and it came out as "Trust in Scropion Faith." I joked that I should call myself Meatbro, and I even registered that nym and posted under it for a while. Then I got banned and in the meantime the name Meatbro somehow became synonymous with gay homosexual behavior, and yeah, I admittedly didn't handle that very well.

Holy shit, I remember that. That had to be what, some 7-8 years ago? What happened to QJ anyway?

quicksandjesus popped up here a couple years ago with a Sludge Mafia signature, trying to say he was part of that glory. He was promptly called out and went back to banging hairy Turkish women.

The End

[SexxAtraxxion]

He's a "Last Word" poster, the worst kind too. He'll insist on getting in the last word, despite the fact he has nothing to say. He'll keep rewording what he's already said and keep repeating himself over and over and over and over... you get the picture.

He's also delusional and can't differentiate between opinion and fact. He wouldn't be able to see reality if it fell from the sky and dropped a load on his face.

He also says Europe is more talented than Pearl Jam and The Black Crowes

Best regards,
the Sexx

[grishnak boss]

He's a "Last Word" poster, the worst kind too. He'll insist on getting in the last word, despite the fact he has nothing to say. He'll keep rewording what he's already said and keep repeating himself over and over and over and over... you get the picture.

He's also delusional and can't differentiate between opinion and fact. He wouldn't be able to see reality if it fell from the sky and dropped a load on his face.

He also says Europe is more talented than Pearl Jam and The Black Crowes

Best regards,
the Sexx

Show some respect for retards and don't make fun of Ugmo, he's got water for brains.