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- justinjc7
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You complain about making fun of other people but you come here calling us "fat, retard, no lifes". Pot meet kettle. Go away noob
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Mick Slaughter wrote: and have a banging hot girlfriend
Pics or gtfo. I want to jerk off and/or make fun of her.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
awwww what happened? Did your Aerosmith-fan father never hug you? Or was he in a glam band in the 80s and fucked your mother and left? Or both actually.
Remember kids: Kick a puppy dog, push an old lady down. Goodnight!
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Mick Slaughter wrote:Congratulations, you proved my point.
Prove that I proved it.
Take your time.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Mick Slaughter wrote:Prove i didnt.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Mick Slaughter wrote:Congratulations, you proved my point.
Prove that I proved it.
Take your time.
Take as time as you need, but be warned i have a life so i may not reply instantly
I don't have to prove it, you made the claim.
Let me know when you have proof
Advantage, Buttnoid.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
- justinjc7
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Which questions dumb shit? They seemed rhetorical to meMick Slaughter wrote:You did'nt answer any of my questions, loser
Does anyone here get pussy? yes many people on this board have
Do you play any sports? I'm currently on an intramural basketball team and have played organized sports my whole life-football, basketball, baseball, soccer, track, tennis, and golf. And those were all in organized leagues, not shooting hoops with my friend
- justinjc7
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BASKETBALL. FOOTBALL. Dumb ass, and soccer, baseball, tennis and track all require a high level of athleticism so get off your high horse jack ass. And golf might not require that much athletic ability but it's more difficult than football or any other sport for that matter. That's probably still more sports than youve playedMick Slaughter wrote:Congratulations manjustinjc7 wrote:Which questions dumb shit? They seemed rhetorical to meMick Slaughter wrote:You did'nt answer any of my questions, loser
Does anyone here get pussy? yes many people on this board have
Do you play any sports? I'm currently on an intramural basketball team and have played organized sports my whole life-football, basketball, baseball, soccer, track, tennis, and golf. And those were all in organized leagues, not shooting hoops with my friend
Baseball?
Soccer?
Track?
Tennis?
Golf?
No wonder your a Runt.
Get meat on you and get in the boxing ring chump.
I also doubt youve had any pussy man, look at you.
I mean ive never met a girl who likes faggots who mice around playing pussy "sports", if you can call them that.
Also, your american yes?
HAAAAAAAAA FIGURES!
Yes I have had pussy but I'm not going to sit around and brag about it like you. I've found that more often than not people who brag about getting pussy are insecure jack asses who think there better than everyone cuz they got pussy once and are usually trying to cover up the real truth
- Navi666
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Mark Slaughter is that you?
If it is,
why are you doing this!?
Shouldn't you be preparing for the next Slau- oh.
Nevermind.
If it is,
why are you doing this!?
Shouldn't you be preparing for the next Slau- oh.
Nevermind.
Remember kids: Kick a puppy dog, push an old lady down. Goodnight!
- justinjc7
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Damn it. I knew P13 would come back with a new alternymMick Slaughter wrote:Is this what your mommy says to you when you come home from school crying your worthless eyes out cause everyone takes the piss outta you?
I love people like you, they remind me of how awesome i really am, not that i need it because im told constantly by everyone around me.
- justinjc7
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If you knew anything about this board you would have full knowledge of what I just saidMick Slaughter wrote:WAT?justinjc7 wrote:Damn it. I knew P13 would come back with a new alternymMick Slaughter wrote:Is this what your mommy says to you when you come home from school crying your worthless eyes out cause everyone takes the piss outta you?
I love people like you, they remind me of how awesome i really am, not that i need it because im told constantly by everyone around me.
- SexxAtraxxion
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
I'm young, and I'm hotter than you. Hair, clothes, face, everything.
Probably you look like a Radiohead dude
Best regards,
the Sexx
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I'm head of the classMick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
I'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick
- EvilRockPosh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_CIFTPAbowSeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
I don't have to prove it, you made the claim.
Let me know when you have proof
Advantage, Buttnoid.
- Luminiferous
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Already?!?!?!?!?!!Mick Slaughter wrote:My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you.
But you've only been here a week... Give us a chance man!
- ChowderheadCheerleader
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome back P13! Shouldn't your ass be BANNED!?!?!
Welcome back P13! Shouldn't your ass be BANNED!?!?!
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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OMG, it is P13. PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Aerosmith87
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
I'm young, and I'm hotter than you. Hair, clothes, face, everything.
Probably you look like a Radiohead dude
Best regards,
the Sexx
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I thought Mick Slaughter was a funny nym when I first saw it...welcome and have fun hangin!
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This 7-year old 4chan copypasta is delicious.Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
I'm a fuckin' wizard, I will fuck up your shit. Put the mage in every page and you just wrote up a hit.
chitownwillie wrote:XslaytallicaA-Type O negitive called they want their look back.
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"Did someone say 7-year old?"X_SlaytallicA_X wrote:This 7-year old 4chan copypasta is delicious.Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,
My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
- Iron Duck
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Was P13 English? This guy's bashed Americans and used "take the piss" already in this thread.