Rev, that caricature looks like dog shit.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Dumbest regular on the gossip board...If Tommy sees this thread, he will simply say that we all hate hair metal and that is why we hate him. You can show him pictures of yourself at hair metal shows and rave about hair metal albums, this does not matter. You can be in a hair metal band. It DOESN'T MATTER! If you make fun of him, you are simply a hair metal "hater". This also makes you a "hipster".
More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. ( ) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.
More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. ( ) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Great post.saracapri wrote:Dumbest regular on the gossip board...If Tommy sees this thread, he will simply say that we all hate hair metal and that is why we hate him. You can show him pictures of yourself at hair metal shows and rave about hair metal albums, this does not matter. You can be in a hair metal band. It DOESN'T MATTER! If you make fun of him, you are simply a hair metal "hater". This also makes you a "hipster".
More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. ( ) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Pee13 is up there as far as being a delusional cunt but 2Tard definitely wins in the Tard Olympics. I mean, who the fuck else has time to write endless paragraphs on the greatness of Slaughter's debut album and other useless shit like that?
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
There's at least an element of trolling to P13's schtick. He knows what he's doing.SoulsOfBlack wrote:Pee13 is up there as far as being a delusional cunt but 2Tard definitely wins in the Tard Olympics. I mean, who the fuck else has time to write endless paragraphs on the greatness of Slaughter's debut album and other useless shit like that?
Whereas Tommy genuinely thinks we are all CRAZY for not agreeing with him.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
The "hipster" angle in that Sex Pistols thread definitely makes me want to cast my vote for him.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
I don't think he's quite the dumbest, but he's up there.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
That's who I always think of. HollywoodBomb is another good choice too.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
"Why leather woman post whore picture of breast!! That is for baby food and husband not internets!!"
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
If there was any doubt, the Decline of the Western Civilization thread cemented his victory in the Sludge Hall of Stupidity..
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.Luminiferous wrote:If there was any doubt, the Decline of the Western Civilization thread cemented his victory in the Sludge Hall of Stupidity..
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
I like how Deathcurse described him as "a known carrier of thread-AIDS."
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
He's annoying as hell.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Buddy, if it weren't for google you'd have your name on this thread. Tread lightly.SexxAtraxxion wrote:He's annoying as hell.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Obviously that would make you a wigger.Calexxia wrote:What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
I think it would be awesome if we took up a collection to get the mod to change his avatar to this:
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
To answer the question: maybe.
tough call, eh?
To be more specific: Yeah, that faggot's a fag.
tough call, eh?
To be more specific: Yeah, that faggot's a fag.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
thewonkytits wrote:I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.
Tommy2Tone84 wrote:exitflagger wrote:Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Gene Simmons, Lou Reed and members of The Plasmatics worked with Cher so you can fuck off.
Nobody says shit this stupid for real.
My bad, Jean only worked with fucking Lionel Richie, Animalize and Asylum era Kiss and NSync. Yeah, working with Cher would have been a huge step down from that
Cher covered Lou and Gene's song A World Without Heroes. So Lou didn't exactly "collaborate" It's not like Lou's "career" was ever really worth a fuck to begin with.
You're losing it Fagger, go back to your cough syrup and jelly doughnuts
The funniest part is that I had no idea whether any of those people collaborated with Cher or not. I was just commenting that what he said had no relevance to the discussion. So he comes back and admits that everything he said was totally off the mark (on top of irrelevant) and then... tells ME I'M losing it!
I've said it before; I honestly don't know how somebody this stupid makes it through the day without falling victim to some kind of death by Darwinism.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
He said it to Garbageman about a zillion times in the "Decline of Western Civilization" thread. I laughed at him for it and he called me sara.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
He seem to have an aggression towards me...
I obviously neglected to pay his mom back on that I.O.U and she couldn't afford to buy him that Poison tour book on the last tour.. My bad..
I obviously neglected to pay his mom back on that I.O.U and she couldn't afford to buy him that Poison tour book on the last tour.. My bad..
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
He said Michael Anthony is a better bass player then Geezer Butler so Tommy2Tone84 might actually be deaf and dumb.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Funny you posted (I'm a fan) but I was going to say that Tommy2Tone makes WetCherriDude look like Nikola Tesla.WetCherriDude wrote:He seem to have an aggression towards me...
I obviously neglected to pay his mom back on that I.O.U and she couldn't afford to buy him that Poison tour book on the last tour.. My bad..
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
I haven't read the "Decline of Western Civilization" thread but I have a soft spot for poor Tommy2Tone84's posts. I want that to sound humanitarian...not gay.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
You sound like a compassionate, friendly, loving liberal to me. Why don't you go and try to save the rainforests Noid. BTW, the factory farms need some attention too you feeling son of a bitch!
Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Tommy2Tone84 tries way too fucking hard, the problem isn't his Mr Peabody attitude it's that he comes off like a screaming pink chihuahua. I actually agree with some of Tommy's rants when he pulls the plug outta his ass.
Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.
LAGlamrocker thinks being a flamboyant faggot is rebellious. He only takes an interest in things others find repulsive. Hey dipshit, being a huge faggot isn't going against the grain in 2010. If you didn't care what people think you wouldn't walk around with a bullhorn attached to your fat vagina.
Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
LAGlamrocker thinks being a flamboyant faggot is rebellious. He only takes an interest in things others find repulsive. Hey dipshit, being a huge faggot isn't going against the grain in 2010. If you didn't care what people think you wouldn't walk around with a bullhorn attached to your fat vagina.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
UtahRatt wrote:Tommy2Tone84 tries way too fucking hard, the problem isn't his Mr Peabody attitude it's that he comes off like a screaming pink chihuahua. I actually agree with some of Tommy's rants when he pulls the plug outta his ass.
Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.
You're right Utah
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
Calexxia has a cool name and is about spot on with both bands these days. She at least calls shit when she sees it and admits they both suck now. You and me on the other hand need some serious help. But at least I don't think Bon Jovi are all that great anymore. In fact, I think they kind of suck now. The Circle blew. You on the other hand think Until It Sleeps is genius and that they're back with Death Magnetic.saracapri wrote:Obviously that would make you a wigger.Calexxia wrote:What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
hahaha...just read that thread. Tommy2Owned strikes again.
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Re: Is Tommy2Tone84 the dumbest Metal Sludge poster?
You fuckers need to start copy and pasting quotes and links in this thread like the ZVD thread.
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