Hey bonedog69, why are you such a faggot?

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Hey bonedog69, why are you such a faggot?

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Try to at least have some dignity.
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Re: Hey bonedog69, why are you such a faggot?

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mr.sixx wrote:SHUT UP FAGGOT
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bonedog69 is a queer tweeker with full blown aids riding around sludge on a unicorn while singing Down Boys.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
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you could tell he be tokin the tallywhacker and drinkin them rubbers.
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Re: Hey bonedog69, why are you such a faggot?

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All fuckin' rise! A special session of Sludge Court is now in session!


I swear to god, if someone posted a thread titled
"What color is Chris DeGarmo's Hair," this little douchebag would answer:

"Well, I'm gay. And his hair is brown."


WE GET IT. YOU'RE GAY. FUCK.



Verdict: You're a dumbass.

Sentence: Continued verbal assault



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I have NEVER made a big deal about my sexuality. I said I was gay ONE TIME and then you fucktards took it from there and will not shut the fuck up about it!!!!!!
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Sludge Judge wrote:All fuckin' rise! A special session of Sludge Court is now in session!


I swear to god, if someone posted a thread titled
"What color is Chris DeGarmo's Hair," this little douchebag would answer:

"Well, I'm gay. And his hair is brown."


WE GET IT. YOU'RE GAY. FUCK.


New newb - you better get some more posts under your belt before you start dissing the 'Dog. You should start with the harmless bitches like UtahRatt, and then work your way up.
Verdict: You're a dumbass.

Sentence: Continued verbal assault



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New newb - you better get some more posts under your belt before you start dissing the 'Dog. You should start with the harmless bitches like UtahRatt, and then work your way up.

It's kinda funny that you're calling an old schooler "newb" yet you can't even grasp how the quote function works.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
New newb - you better get some more posts under your belt before you start dissing the 'Dog. You should start with the harmless bitches like UtahRatt, and then work your way up.

It's kinda funny that you're calling an old schooler "newb" yet you can't even grasp how the quote function works.
How much longer you gonna use my quote, there SoulsOfBlack? You getting tired of swinging from my nuts yet?
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For as long as it makes me laugh..... and it still does. :D

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Come on now, dude. Really? Do you need this much attention?
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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I say.....I say.....The fags gotta mouth like an outboard motor.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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UtahRatt wrote:I say.....I say.....The fags gotta mouth like an outboard motor.
You would know, UtahRatt, because you follow me from post to post. I am starting to think you have a crush on me :oops:
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bonedog69 wrote:I am starting to think

No you're not.

Don't flatter yourself fag, you're nothing more then a target in a shooting gallery.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Thank God for AIDS.
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And the KKK.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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And Sickle Cell.
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Black on black violence.
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Mmmmmm... black on blaaaaaaaack...
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The Simpsons suck.
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OK, Grimey.
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bonedog69 wrote:That was the last straw. I can't take the racism and homophobic hatred anymore. I am leaving Sludge.
From today:
bonedog69 wrote:I DID leave Sludge for 4 days
I predicted The Sexx would come back. I got it right, it was just the wrong fag.
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bonedog69 wrote:Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to Luminiferous, the first person he sees, and asks, "What is your IQ?" Luminiferous answers "71."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about....uh, nevermind!"

Next Albert introduces himself to SoulsOfBlack and asks, "What is your IQ?" SoulsOfBlack answers, "62." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss...Uh, nevermind.

Albert goes to UtahRatt and asks, "What is your IQ?" UtahRatt answers, "47."
Albert asks, "Did you bring your laptop? Let's post on Sludge!"

FIXED

So you're googling your stupid jokes now? :lol:

http://www.twilightbridge.com/humor/einstein.htm
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces
himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is
your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe.
We will have much to discuss!"
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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SkyDog made a joke using that template (to poke fun at KISS fans in that same thread); bonedog just lamely edited it.
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WTF? I must've missed it. Where did he post this gem?
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I think it's the "Top 10 Overrated Rock Albums" thread or whatever it's called.
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MurrayFiend wrote:SkyDog made a joke using that template (to poke fun at KISS fans in that same thread); bonedog just lamely edited it.
It's not even fun to poke fun of bonedouche anymore...

I feel like Montgomery Gentry with a Kingfisher Recurve....
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Metal Maniac4 wrote:
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Your gimmick sucks
Fuck you newb. You should get some more posts under your belt before you come after me. Why don't you go practice on lightweights like UtahRatt or SoulsOfBlack. I don't have a gimmick. All I have is honesty, which is a concept you will probably never understand. You ass clown fart fingering bung sniffer.
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Please be advised, bonedog69 has been scheduled for termination. From now on all comments referring to the artist formally known as bonedog69 should go here first.

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poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Even though there was no gay or black jokes made, the failure continues with this declaration.. How many days will it be for this time? :lol:
bonedog69 wrote:There is some racist, homophobic mother fuckers up in here. No need to ban me. We out dis bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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