slicer's masterstroke
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slicer's masterstroke
hahahaha...
http://www.amazon.com/Devils-Canyon-Lin ... 854&sr=1-3
(don't worry mod; it's a pen name, and who cares anyway)
http://www.amazon.com/Devils-Canyon-Lin ... 854&sr=1-3
(don't worry mod; it's a pen name, and who cares anyway)
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
If the book itself is even half as tedious as the (obviously "Mark Price" written) book and author description, it's quite possibly the most deplorable piece of self-satisfied pap churned out in the past 20 years.
I'm tempted to order it, for mocking purposes, but I'm scared of it driving me to slide into a warm tub and open a vein before even getting to Chapter 2.
I'm tempted to order it, for mocking purposes, but I'm scared of it driving me to slide into a warm tub and open a vein before even getting to Chapter 2.
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
It's a quick read (about five hours of your miserable life). And somebody please inform the speedy muffler that he can finally read slicer's book... then my work here is done.MitziDupree wrote:If the book itself is even half as tedious as the (obviously "Mark Price" written) book and author description, it's quite possibly the most deplorable piece of self-satisfied pap churned out in the past 20 years.
I'm tempted to order it, for mocking purposes, but I'm scared of it driving me to slide into a warm tub and open a vein before even getting to Chapter 2.
And also, if this book causes suicide it will be after part one, imo.
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Breathlessly awaiting your review on Amazon....
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don't hold your breath.MitziDupree wrote:Breathlessly awaiting your review on Amazon....
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That 'About the Author' text had me in fucking STITCHES. Amazing stuff.
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how do you know the unborn was female? "a strong penchant for bestiality"? you are an idiot.Grendel wrote:It would be awesome if someone could alter it to include this: "Has been known to exhibit a strong penchant for bestiality. In 2007, he got banned from a hair metal website for telling a minor that she might possibly be the reincarnated soul of the female child that he had aborted several years ago."
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someone gets it.EvilRockPosh wrote:That 'About the Author' text had me in fucking STITCHES. Amazing stuff.
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The synopsis and the bio are unreadable gibberish.
That he spent money on this makes me so happy.
That he spent money on this makes me so happy.
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You wrote a book about Metal Sludge, you dogfucking freak!A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game.
Also, LOL @ "wicked game."
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
don't flatter yourself. here's the whole quote:deathcurse wrote:You wrote a book about Metal Sludge, you dogfucking freak!A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game.
Also, LOL @ "wicked game."
"A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. Paranormal activity, possession and madness mark the journey of souls reaching beyond religion and fantasy. "
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You wrote a book about Metal Sludge, you dogfucking freak!kriptyc wrote: here's the whole quote:
"A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. Paranormal activity, possession and madness mark the journey of souls reaching beyond religion and fantasy. "
Also, LOL @ "wicked game."
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Ah, ok. Now it makes sense.kriptyc wrote:"A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. Paranormal activity, possession and madness mark the journey of souls reaching beyond religion and fantasy. "
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don't flatter yourself.MitziDupree wrote:You wrote a book about Metal Sludge...kriptyc wrote: here's the whole quote:
"A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. Paranormal activity, possession and madness mark the journey of souls reaching beyond religion and fantasy. "
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Please, oh please tell me I'm cast in the "greater evil" camp.
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no, more pathetic than that: you actually copied deathcurse.MitziDupree wrote:Please, oh please tell me I'm cast in the "greater evil" camp.
I'll leave you all with a zen koan:
Dried Dung
A monk asked Ummon: `What is Buddha?' Ummon answered him: `Dried dung.'
Mumon's Comment: It seems to me Ummon is so poor he cannot distinguish the taste of one food from another, or else he is too busy to write readable letters. Well, he tried to hold his school with dried dung. And his teaching was just as useless.
Lightning flashes,
Sparks shower.
In one blink of your eyes
You have missed seeing.
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
Still as untalented and void of coherence as you were 3 years ago.
Crazy fuck.
Crazy fuck.
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fuck, you're in need of your own koan then:CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Still as untalented and void of coherence as you were 3 years ago.
Crazy fuck.
Tozan's Three Pounds
A monk asked Tozan when he was weighing some flax: `What is Buddha?'
Tozan said: `This flax weighs three pounds.'
Mumon's Comment: Old Tozan's Zen is like a clam. The minute the shell opens you see the whole inside. However, I want to ask you: Do you see the real Tozan?
Three pounds of flax in front of your nose,
Close enough, and mind is still closer.
Whoever talks about affirmation and negation
Lives in the right and wrong region.
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You're repulsive and completely uninteresting.
*flick*
*flick*
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
What happened to Barely Awake? Is that your Smile?
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what? I'm out of here.deathcurse wrote:What happened to Barely Awake? Is that your Smile?
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
WOOF!
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kriptyc wrote: no, more pathetic than that: you actually copied deathcurse.
Bless his heart.
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We can read about this thread in his follow-up tome, Fist Ashes of Backwards: A Yeast Among the Hang.
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deathcurse wrote:...A Yeast Among the Hang
Pretty much the best koan of all time, dude.
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Re: slicer's masterstroke
He fucked a ghost dog.Grendel wrote:slicer,
What were the paranormal events in your life?
Re: slicer's masterstroke
How about a sample chapter since the "author" didn't use the free "Search Inside" feature.
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Good golly!
Those are some really bad reviews. But they're way more entertaining than the bio and synopsis.
I sincerely hope this thread turned out the way kriptyc hoped it would.
Those are some really bad reviews. But they're way more entertaining than the bio and synopsis.
I sincerely hope this thread turned out the way kriptyc hoped it would.
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What is it about this site that keeps people coming back for more abuse?
No really...think about all the people we've seen over the years, get their ass handed to them so very brutally, lose their mind, get banned, and then go to lengths to come back for more???
Slicer, Lickety, Pretty Dead Boy? Or one of the countless others...please come answer this question for me.
No really...think about all the people we've seen over the years, get their ass handed to them so very brutally, lose their mind, get banned, and then go to lengths to come back for more???
Slicer, Lickety, Pretty Dead Boy? Or one of the countless others...please come answer this question for me.
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Has PDB tried to slither back in under an alt?
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