Dink List 2.0- REBOOTED!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Gawd, Rev... You drive me wild! Look what I did!

[BlackCrypt]

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

The lengths you'll go to try to keep people from seeing and knowing how owned you dinks feel 'cuz of this thread...

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Bitches love dollar tree fedoras.

...And smiley faces!
...And shit that glows too!









Weird shit, huh? Go figure!
Anyway... Thanks for hating the idea and if there's anything else y'all hate, let me know because that means it'll work for me.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Dinklist 2.0 - REBOOTED!
System purged today!
See original 1st post of thread for details!

[BlackCrypt]

[Caustic Queen]

REBOOT!
The dink list has been rebooted and cleared. All databases that were once present have been removed and the list is now freshly reinstalled, clean and ready to accept a fresh batch of dinks, much like *flick*'s chick's bum hole in a pool hall.

After the purge and reboot, the following names have been removed from the list, leaving it clear and ready to receive fresh entries. Posts by these users have not been viewed by anyone of any significance in over a year.

*flick*
BlackCrypt
Efilnikufesin
Exitfagger
Grendel
JRA
The_Alternym

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Who in the Dink List is involved in your lawsuit against The_Internet? You told me that my name is somehow involved in your legal proceedings against that weird fucker but I have yet to be contacted by an attorney or really, anyone other than you in a PM.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

The fuck you talking about?

[*flick*]

Who in the Dink List is involved in your lawsuit against The_Internet? You told me that my name is somehow involved in your legal proceedings against that weird fucker but I have yet to be contacted by an attorney or really, anyone other than you in a PM.

Mention his receding hairline, that puckers his asshole instantly. Even makes him update his "Dink List" to a new version. But obviously he won't be able to sue you over an irrefutable fact. Post Rape-n-Rev's PM.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Who in the Dink List is involved in your lawsuit against The_Internet? You told me that my name is somehow involved in your legal proceedings against that weird fucker but I have yet to be contacted by an attorney or really, anyone other than you in a PM.

Post Rape-n-Rev's PM.

Yes... Do post that!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

"Where is your antiques hunting show, Mr. big time pimp?"

So far it is still nonexistent. Still got two months left on my contract. My guess is it ain't happening. TV is too saturated with antique shows.
But you know you can still follow us on our youtube channel, you loyal, clamoring fan you!

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Who in the Dink List is involved in your lawsuit against The_Internet? You told me that my name is somehow involved in your legal proceedings against that weird fucker but I have yet to be contacted by an attorney or really, anyone other than you in a PM.

Post Rape-n-Rev's PM.

Oh it's long gone.

The gist of it was that he got all of my personal info from you-know-who and I was now involved in litigation against Eddie Przyzyz because I gave him the address of where he works? I have no idea where Rev works but somehow I'm responsible for the whole mess and he could now "fill in the gaps" of these legal proceedings.

I told him I had no idea what he's talking about but if that's the case, his attorney would advise him not to contact me directly as he could potentially jeopardize whatever case he had by going "Neener neener neener, I have all your info." He was like "Oh. Good to know."

Haven't heard a peep about it since but I'm sure I'm wanted for seventeen counts of inflicting butthurt in the state of wherever he lives. Denial, USA.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

You're a retard.
The lawsuit went through without your "help.'
I have no idea who you are, mental case. You have no PMs from me, fraud.

Nutbag got sued and screwed. I won. He now has a warrant for his arrest for Criminal Harassment.

http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2011/10/ye ... t-out.html

...And don't invoke the name of the nutbag, dumbass. Grounds for banning on MetalSludge.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I have no idea who you are, mental case. You have no PMs from me, fraud.

You didn't send those PMs to username deathcurse? Seriously, NONE of this rings a bell? You're a wacko.

got sued and screwed. I won. He now has a warrant for his arrest for Criminal Harassment.

http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2011/10/ye ... t-out.html

...And don't invoke the name of the nutbag, dumbass. Grounds for banning on MetalSludge.

Awesome. He sucks worse than even you. The only occasion where you would be preferred.

Accept my apology for not keeping up with your Blog Wars.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I have no idea who you are, mental case. You have no PMs from me, fraud.

You didn't send those PMs to username deathcurse? Seriously, NONE of this rings a bell? You're a wacko.

got sued and screwed. I won. He now has a warrant for his arrest for Criminal Harassment.

http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2011/10/ye ... t-out.html

...And don't invoke the name of the nutbag, dumbass. Grounds for banning on MetalSludge.

Awesome. He sucks worse than even you. The only occasion where you would be preferred.

Accept my apology for not keeping up with your Blog Wars.

Nope...Never wrote a PM to Deathcurse.
And this story is old and familiar to most Sludgers so having "info" about it is does not make you special.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Nope...Never wrote a PM to Deathcurse.

Okay. I made it up for the prestige. I wanted to be noticed by a guy who sells garbage to people.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Nope...Never wrote a PM to Deathcurse.

Okay. I made it up for the prestige. I wanted to be noticed by a guy who sells garbage to people.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

[*flick*]

I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.

You were saying?....

It will be interesting to see what kind of excuses you come up with "later this year".

What's the status on this record deal? I was in Best Buy the other day and I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything there with your band on it.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I just got a small record deal from a guy who sat through our shenanigans. You will be able to go to Best Buy, FYE, etc and pick up a disc with my band on it later this year.

You were saying?....

It will be interesting to see what kind of excuses you come up with "later this year".

What's the status on this record deal? I was in Best Buy the other day and I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything there with your band on it.

iTunes: May 6, 2014
Retail: August 12, 2014

The track listing features performances from current/former players in Thin Lizzy, Megadeth, Motorhead, Hanoi Rocks, Alice Cooper Band, Skid Row, Lillian Axe, Moccasin Creek, Ratt, and more.



K?

[BlackCrypt]

Looks like it will be Craptastic!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Looks like it will be Craptastic!

Probably, but who cares?
I'll take a picture of it in the bin with the Zep albums and I'm good.

[*flick*]

Others? I want the experience of seeing a whole fucking CD in the rack not this 'Others" shit.

[BlackCrypt]

Is the quality of the artists included on the level of Encomium, or more along the likes of a Cleopatra Records release?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Let's have a look at the people on reality TV. You're either exceptionally good at a craft or you're such an idiot that people want to laugh at you. And the people that are exceptionally good at their craft generally use their reality shows to laugh at idiots.

It's all just gawking. You're either the ringmaster or the freakshow there. It's essentially Sludge but I find it gross on a mass scale. Contained here...still a little gross, but whatever. Trees falling in the woods, etc.

Rev should be flattered he wasn't chosen. From reading his posts, it's clear he's unremarkable in every way. Sells junk on eBay for a profit? Sounds like the entire point of eBay. Who would watch a show about selling stupid shit on eBay? It is literally what half the country does.

I feel weirdly sad for people who long to be on reality TV and even worse for people like EvelDick who are still grinding out a celebrity from it. None of it seems to have any real function. Just people willing to humiliate themselves for the entertainment of worse people.

I have no idea what I'd do if I was considered for reality programming. It's an absolute sewer of content. I guess I'd do a white trash shuck-and-jive for the money and then examine why the hell those ghouls sought me out in the first place.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I guess I'd do a white trash shuck-and-jive for the money and then examine why the hell those ghouls sought me out in the first place.

Ding ding ding!
We have a winner!

http://m.youtube.com/user/carriagehouse551/videos

[Hollywood's Burning]

Got the contract. I just signed a Hollywood contract and you didn't.
Gonna be a reality star!

[*flick*]

Being on the Dink List means so much more. It's hard to describe unless you've been a member.

I can only imagine the total life fulfillment you must be experiencing right now. It must be on the same level of of finding Tuff's "Greatest Hits" in the cut out bin at the local Best Buy right next to the endcap display for The Koolest Kids In Skool!

The endcap for who?
(You spelled it correctly too.)

See how that shit works, stupid?

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Hey you plastic fedora wearing cock polisher. did these guys spell it correctly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 5Lm1TlNiEc

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Hey you plastic fedora wearing cock polisher. did these guys spell it correctly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 5Lm1TlNiEc

Yep, they spelled it right... four years after I did.

Just like the RockNRev music festival... Too bad. I took the name and domain back in 1999.

What's your point? That I did it first? Thanks for noticing.

[*flick*]

It appears they'll be the only ones getting any mileage out of it.