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Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:36 am

LouDoo wrote:
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:

You are a lunatic.

Perfect.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:11 pm

Anybody got pictures of Rev's sister? Anybody want some? She may qualify as pool table rape material for some of you.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:54 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Ok there, Riki Rachtman.

Wait, wait, wait. I can't keep up.

A few weeks ago: "Sam is metrosexual"

A few days ago: "Sam is a rude boy."

Yesterday: "Sam is Riki Racthman."

Please...explain to me how I'm Riki Rachtman. Because I have black hair, tattoos, and...wear shirts or something? Is Riki Ractman a rude boy? Do I resemble him?

This is truly confusing to me, as I am not insane.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:22 am

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Ok there, Riki Rachtman.
Wait, wait, wait. I can't keep up.

A few weeks ago: "Sam is metrosexual"

A few days ago: "Sam is a rude boy."

Yesterday: "Sam is Riki Racthman."

Please...explain to me how I'm Riki Rachtman. Because I have black hair, tattoos, and...wear shirts or something? Is Riki Ractman a rude boy? Do I resemble him?

This is truly confusing to me, as I am not insane.

Give him a break. He can't think of anything original to say.

Scorpio88 · Post by **Scorpio88** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:34 pm

So, according to Rev, Sam is too fat. And Chip is too skinny. That sounds like what the girls would say when I was in the 6th grade. We called the other girls too fat or too skinny if we didn't like them. But then that's when I was 12. And we were girls... The guys I know don't exactly spend a lot of time commenting on other dude's physiques...

And Sam you have tats? Who would ever have thunk that people on a metal message board would have tattoos?

What in the world is this place coming to? Rev's bandmates, however, now THAT is what rock is all about!

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:13 pm

this site is something else

the dink list

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:50 pm

Endless Yodel wrote:Fortunately for Rev he has top-quality legal representation schooling him on the nuances of felonious libelousness and other concepts:

Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!

I thought the Reb hired this guy...

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:56 am

BUMP for further clarity and an explanation as to whom I'm supposed to be/dress like/etc.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:41 am

Just keep following that chart, poser.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:25 pm

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:55 am

Scorpio88 wrote: Rev's bandmates, however, now THAT is what rock is all about!

The overweight frontman with the labcoat and wig oozes sensuality like a young Sebastian Bach. Would!

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:42 pm

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:BUMP for further clarity and an explanation as to whom I'm supposed to be/dress like/etc.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:38 pm

Triumph wrote:
RPB wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:She's definitely all woman!

Maybe not.... And the picture looks fake.

I like how you tried to sample the non-existent swatch of couch between your arms to hide what is probably a case of bat-wing, lunch lady arm, or both. But all you've succeeded in doing is looking like successfully separated conjoined twins.

Not only his guitars, but his family photos are fakes.

poisonheart · Post by **poisonheart** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:05 pm

Aaaah, now the whole "Reverend" business is starting to make sense!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:23 am

LouDoo wrote:
Triumph wrote:
RPB wrote:

Maybe not.... And the picture looks fake.

I like how you tried to sample the non-existent swatch of couch between your arms to hide what is probably a case of bat-wing, lunch lady arm, or both. But all you've succeeded in doing is looking like successfully separated conjoined twins.

Not only his guitars, but his family photos are fakes.

Are you guys sure that's not just a tan blazer?
Are you positive this is a photoshopped image?
Are you just as positive about this as you think you are about most other things?

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:41 am

No, I'm not sure. I don't know photoshop well, just looks like a horrible picture. If that is the case, she dresses like a 70 year old cougar. Then again, you probably like that.

poisonheart · Post by **poisonheart** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:54 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Are you guys sure that's not just a tan blazer?
Are you positive this is a photoshopped image?
Are you just as positive about this as you think you are about most other things?

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:15 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I am a mirror of whoever I am talking to on this board. I might be the nicest guy in the world to a person helping me out in a fish tank thread, or I might be a venomous prick, maybe even to the same person in some other thread... I'm just a mirror my friend so if you feel you only get the "giant, childish douch" reflection... Maybe you should check yourself. You might just be a venomous prick!

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:41 am

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:The only thing stopping me from stomping a legal mud hole in pretzel's ass is finding the time to do it. It will be time consuming.
Sorry, guy, you missed the boat on that one. The letter he mocked up is dated 2009. Your YouTube video titled "FELONY LIBEL" is dated 2009. The statute of limitations in MA for libel is 3 years.

Hey, look on the bright side. You don't have to worry about freeing up time.

Law suit!!!!

Someone got their panties in a bunch over this BS and have called a lawyer!!!

Rev, tell me you were only joking. Geeez,

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:48 am

The_Blue®™ wrote:Usually when I call someone mentally ill on this board it's just hyperbole for a flame war or insult. I'm being completely dead serious right now; you need to see somebody. If you can't afford to see a psychiatrist or don't have insurance, I may be able to get you a discount through professional contacts depending on where you live. The hard part is recognizing something is wrong and taking the first step.

This old thread is a treasure trove of golden nuggets of comedy

It is the gift that keeps on giving!

That little obsessed weenie, Chip Ze Death Curse, is also a bit off in the head. Has to be

And yes, the good reverend seems he could also benefit from some therapy and medication.

Maybe I'll start a fund/drive to get these two some help.

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:07 am

Scorpio88 wrote:Gotta love the internet. Without it how would those two wackjobs have found each other? They are so much alike it's kinda scary.

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