Re: BlowJob Question....
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:23 pm
No need, I'll just pack an oxygen tank.
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Munching carpet.saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
I doubt that's a concern.Itjogsamongus wrote:What worries me now is that its probably douchebags like this who submit those amateur porn films to Red Tube.
saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
Because you're not trying to be sexy while using that expression. Do you think a guy would be making out with a girl, gently pull her panties down with his teeth, look up with you with a semi evil grin, kiss all the way back up your body, including your stomach, tits, neck, and finally arrive at your ears, gently kiss them and whisper to you that he's going to 'chow your box'?saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
Punk wrote:Because you're not trying to be sexy while using that expression. Do you think a guy would be making out with a girl, gently pull her panties down with his teeth, look up with you with a semi evil grin, kiss all the way back up your body, including your stomach, tits, neck, and finally arrive at your ears, gently kiss them and whisper to you that he's going to 'chow your box'?saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
No.
"Can I get a trim?"saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
What are you babbling about?saracapri wrote:It's like a girl standing up and saying "Excuse me, but I have to go take a massive shit". Sure, it might not be a sexy moment, but it still kind of manages to turn everyone off completely.
"What is your name and phone number?"Scaryhead wrote:"Can I get a trim?"saracapri wrote:It's like when people say "chowing box". Is there anything LESS sexy than that expression?
Punk wrote:I guarantee I take the best blowjobs here.
GUARANTEE
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:[/color]
Your schtick as bastardo was lame...manofmetal is worse..manofmetal wrote:Delusional freak, you wouldnt stand a chance with me!saracapri wrote:First you tell me my vagina is sloppy and wet,then you tell me it's old and dried up. The truth, if you must know, is that my vagina is normal, healthy and ready to go. I have never heard of a normal healthy vagina that drips so much juice that a guy has to lap it up like a dog and swallow it. In fact, just thinking about your loud, slobbery technique makes me nauseous. I would not let you within 100 feet of my vagina.
Nope, she doest drip that much that i have to lap it up at all, seeing as some of you virgins dont get this let me explain the concept once again!
Me and my gf, in a 69 with HER on TOP.
Im doin a fantastic job (as usual) and shes coming, obviously being young, sexual, perfect figured and healthy she is juicy from the orgasm, due to her position the juices run into my mouth. I come and dont tell her im about to do it, she takes some and then wanks me off and i spunk the rest on her boobies.
Thanks for playing, go back to your geriatric sexual existences now, run (i mean, limp) along!
manofmetal wrote:YES! We have a winner in a thread full of losers! Well Done!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Punk wrote:I guarantee I take the best blowjobs here.
GUARANTEE
This post is made of success and win.
As far as swallowing loads goes - you just fucking do it. It's not about whether it tastes like vanilla frosting or not - it's about getting off on someone else getting off and being responsible for it. If you can't do that much, you're a shitty lay.
Only once?CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I fucked a cock once.
It was INSIDE me.
it's his wife. Dumb shit can't even properly title the blowup doll he's been fucking.manofmetal wrote:Yes im eating pussy and shooting some gunk down the wifes throat.
Cheers! Happy New Year!
Liar - that's just gross.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I fucked a cock once.
It was INSIDE me.
The same thing happened to me, and of course because the dude I was with was young, healthy, and had a perfect body, stuff came out when he had an orgasm.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I fucked a cock once.
It was INSIDE me.
Interesting choice of words...manofmetal wrote:if i wanted to do that i wouldnt be taking the piss out of you all now would i?
Come on now Punk cut the guy some slack..Punk wrote:I like how fuckhead is all over this thread claiming that this chick, who by the way was on TOP during all the 69ing they've been doing, is his girlfriend, but here:
it's his wife. Dumb shit can't even properly title the blowup doll he's been fucking.manofmetal wrote:Yes im eating pussy and shooting some gunk down the wifes throat.
Cheers! Happy New Year!
Not even close.Succubyss wrote: it's no better or worse than doing a shot of jager.