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RockNRev wrote:Why? You like you man's chest to be a little more hairy? A little more Buff? What, fella? :lol:
I like a man's chest to be a little more covered up.

That's the kind of guy that offers you blow and sings along to "Sister Christian" while his Asian friend lights firecrackers.
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RockNRev wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
RockNRev wrote:
That would NEVER happen. :lol:

I would absolutely walk out of a show where a guy in his mid-thirties is singing a song called "Candy Cane Jane."

I don't think I could take the exposure to the estrogen bomb going off on the stage.





Oh, and answer my questions, please, re: shoes. Thanks, numbnuts.

Except I was in my 20's dumbass. Excellent math skills, yo. :lol:

As for the shoes... nobody is bragging. You obviously couldn't grasp the concept of spending good money on a hobby and now you are officially SCHOOLED on the subject, dunce.

Congrats on that! :lol: Your mind is now more open.


Wait. YOU'RE the singer? I thought you were the guitarist. What gives?




And yes, you were bragging about your shoes. There was no need to mention their price. Bragging about them DOES provide another glimpse into your self-loathing mental shitbucket, so at least it's good for a laugh.




Finally...I think you should call your new band "Estrogen Bomb." It fits your look and your subject matter. You can have that. God knows I'd never see a penny from royalties, so...you just keep that.
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Sammy - I'm just trying to work on my math skills.

A year 2000 video...if he was in his 20's when it was taken, that would mean that the oldest he could be right now would be 36, right?

Hmmmm......


And VuDoo - sweetheart - I appreciate the points you're making, but honestly, have you seriously WATCHED that shit? Gah. Who wants it with better audio and video? It's nauseating right now. Any clearer and they'd have to issue barf bags with the DVD.

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A couple months ago, he claimed he was 39.
RockNRev wrote:And I AM a grandpa at age 39 and if you think I'm anything less than proud of it, your the crazy one. :lol: 8) :lol:
So if anyone can think of a way that he could be in his twenties in that video, PM me your secrets to bending space and time, k thx.
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You idiot!!! Where did you even GET that???
If you weren't so bloated with conceit, you might have noted that in Sam's original post he referred to the guy who was SINGING the song. Not providing the (incredibly flat) vocal harmonics or flubbing the guitar solo.

*snigger*

I do believe you just got owned!
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RockNRev wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Wait. YOU'RE the singer? I thought you were the guitarist. What gives?
WHAT??? :lol: :lol:
You idiot!!! Where did you even GET that???
I "got that" from the fact that I was talking about a guy in his mind-thirties singing a song, and you opened your fucking piehole and shat out how old YOU were.


God, you are SUCH a fucking sub-retarded ingrate.






Oh, and a liar. How old are you again, Little Professor?
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I'm guessing that Rev's got that "Not So Fresh Feeling" right now........
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I have a bunch of footage of my friends and I acting like assbags. I had no idea we were filming "reality clips."
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"Dirty Rock Band - The true Story of a Rock Band That Didn't Make It."
Jesus Christ, that's screaming failure. Could you be more obvious? It's like wearing a black suit to a Mexican wedding when everyone else is in powder blue.
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He's honestly bragging about shoes now?

Dumber than advertised.
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I was 28 when we wrote that song. The only time I ever sang it was pre-Kry. In case you haven't noticed, I am not the singer of the band in the year 2000 video you are watching so intently.
Dear shithead,

Please refer to earlier posts where it's carefully explained that NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU SINGING THAT HORRIFIC SONG.

Good Christ, as if anyone gives a flying rat's ass about how old you were when you wrote that dreck or if and when you ever sang it. Get over yourself immediately.

Sam was referring to THE VIDEO, which is dated YEAR 2000, and you specifically stated that YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's. Did you lie then, or did you lie when you said you were 39? Which is it?




Now answer my very simple original questions, or admit that you're a big, fat bag of obfuscating cat shit:


1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 50% of the crowd, for less than 10 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?
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The irony of the title is that is the ONLY thing he has not lied about. And it makes him look like a massive tool.
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No, no, no, dummy. The DVD is a reality type of thing. We carried the camera everywhere, including the places we lived in Hollywood, parties, back stage, etc. It's a whole video diary of the band. It's called "Dirty Rock Band - The true Story of a Rock Band That Didn't Make It."

The premise is that if you enjoy seeing all the destructive rock & roll craziness of a rock band that DID make it, you will REALLY enjoy a band that was so destructive, it destroyed itself.

Wow. Seven years in post-production. The special effects must be spectacular.

Destructive craziness leading to band failure....hmmmm....I see your point! It might make a great show!!!! It's so Fresh & Attractive. And virtually unheard of....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094980/
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Think of it....


If he did, the skank could be Lunch Lady Arms in a Doily!!!!
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Rev, I've already told you that attempting to troll me with my kids is more an indication of your own need for my attention than a reflection on my parenting skills.

But I'm going to humor you.

Do you think chickenona is a bad mom ?
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That's not what you said.
She's evil for being a druggy, and keeping ILLEGAL drugs in her home with those kids,
And while we may not be here with the sole intention of discussing chicke, we ARE here to examine your logic.

So are you saying that any person who keeps illegal drugs in a house where children also reside is an evil person and a bad parent?
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RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:You've been sniffing too much moondust.


Out-of-his-fucking-mind Wrote:
Fact of the matter is, nobody has ever walked out on one of our shows. As a matter of fact, as I've stated, we could hold the undivided attention of our audience for as long as we wanted.
You can't possible be serious?!?! Unless you are taking hostages at your show, I find that to be impossible. "No one has ever walked out of your show." BAHAHAHAHAH!

I walked out of a Rolling Stones show at the Fleet a few years back...so...I don't think I would hesitate walking out of yours, assuming you could some how get me there in the first place.
So, you walked out on the Stones (after paying those prices), but you've never walked on out my show, so your point? :lol: :lol: :lol:

And now my band is done so you HAVE no point and will never have a point or a chance to walk out and make a point.

But at least you get to come to Hatas and go, "Oh YA! Well, if I still could, I would walk out just to prove I can! So there! Nah! :P "

:lol: :lol: :lol:
My point is, if I can walk out of a Stones show, you know, the Rolling Stones, (40 years as professional musicians, and hit records you can't even begin to dream to have), why would it be so hard to imagine, no only me, but pretty much everyone wanting to walk out of your show. That would be the point.
"after paying those prices."
What's it to you Diamond Jim?

Your band was over, before it even began.
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Answer my questions, Rev.


1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 50% of the crowd, for less than 10 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?
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My Dearest Mob -

Should I even bother watching that shit?

Thanks!
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Still waiting for you to show me a quote from anywhere where I mention a husband. You would think in all this time he would have come up? No reason to hide him if he was really there. Shit we laugh at you and you put your "band,,' friends', mom, fetus, car, skullet, vacation shots, videos etc.... all over the place, surely you could find a mention of my said husband SOMEWHERE!
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Good looking out.

Let's continue to own and school the fuck out of him for just saying dumb shit anyway.
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So drugs are only bad and evil if bad cartoon porn is involved, otherwise it's cool?
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It's really not going well for numbnuts.


Owned by, among others, me, F.t.F, Stoner, himself, Aqua, 2T, GrayAntiMatter, himself, himself, and himself.


One good thing came out of this: I can now look forward to seeing the new "LovNKry" reality series.



Who do you think will pick up the distribution rights? Sony? Universal?

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Dear Rev,

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club that was featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 50% of the crowd, for less than 10 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?
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RockNRev wrote:Illegal drugs are illegal and it is stupid to keep them in your home around your children. That goes for you, Chickie and anyone else that would do it, but it's worse for you because you got those kids from a traumatic time in their life that involved drugs.
Hey, numbnuts. Quick question. Is it okay to try to impose your belief system upon a person you do not know? That is to say, you don't personally know them or have any concept of how they run their life and/or household?

Just wonderin'.

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Okay, so you ARE saying being a pothead when you have kids isn't that big of a deal, at least not one worth passing judgement on unless there is porn involved in it?

You're qualifying it by attaching the porn?

If so, we can brush that to the side and just get down to the root of your claim - the porn (LMFAO!).


So tell me - if a child actually were to see the image in my avatar, what effects do you think it would have on that child?
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1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 50% of the crowd, for less than 10 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?
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I'm really looking forward to Rev's ideas on what makes a good parent.

He's about to be one and I think he could use a little schooling.

It will also be funny to watch him throw his liberal ideation out the window just because he can't stop saying dumb shit even he doesn't believe.
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RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:Still waiting for you to show me a quote from anywhere where I mention a husband.


You didn't.
I never said you posted that info. I only said I know about him...And you...And big hair, Mrs P.

I know a lot of things.




I'm sure you know lots of things. Like there are alien walking amoung us. Thats good. Take your meds.

I said find me a post somehwere where I mention one.

Shit, find me a post where anyone, but YOU mentioned one.

Hey Revtard,

Here is an idea. Next blow out you have in your mom's basement, why not have Ms Big Hair stop by and post on Sludge. Just another personality you can post to and from. Perhaps when she is done with my fake husband, she can hook up with Bauer Jack! BAHAHAHAHA
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He can't answer questions directly. He has to make a Rubic's cube out of his answers in order to leave himself some room for his future backwards two-step.
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