The Mummy is a Product of INBREEDING?!

[deathcurse]

Did you think making up that quote was going to work?

You mean when I posted something you absolutely said?

It did work.

[Itwalksamongus]

Did you think making up that quote was going to work?

You mean when I posted something you absolutely said?

Where did you do that you drunk hick?

[deathcurse]

Where did you do that you drunk hick?

Uh oh, look who's getting mad.

Are you going to post my name or send me a message on MySpace? Wait - don't tell me! I want to be surprised.

[Itwalksamongus]

Where did you do that you drunk hick?

Uh oh, look who's getting mad.

So then you didn't post something I said.

Yeah - we got that part. Hick.

[deathcurse]

So then you didn't post something I said.

You said it. At some point in your life, you said each and every one of those words in that quote. I just took the words that you absolutely said and arranged them in a way that was pleasing to me.

Aw. The Mummy doesn't like the taste of his own medicine! Newsflash, retard: Nobody on this thread thought that quote was real. They were playing along because they knew that inevitably, you'd have to show up and say "IT'S NOT TRUE!!! HE MADE IT - UP!!!!"

If you weren't an inbred drunk driver, you'd have known that.

[Itwalksamongus]

So then you didn't post something I said.

You said it.

Nope. You made it up, hick boy.

[deathcurse]

I hate women because I'm a repressed homosexual. Also, my parents are cousins.

See what I mean? You're crying about making quotes up out of thin air when in reality, that's all you do around here. You have entire conversations with yourself. You spend HOURS every day doing this.

Man up, Mummy. Don't go punching your better half in the eye over it.

[Itwalksamongus]

I hate women because I'm a repressed homosexual. Also, my parents are cousins.

I kike to get drunk with my dad - then we either fuck each other or live pigs.

[deathcurse]

I hate women because I'm a repressed homosexual. Also, my parents are cousins.

I kike to get drunk with my dad - then we either fuck each other or live pigs.

Your gay fantasies are - unsurprising.

Back to stalking, Nick Nolte! Or do you prefer Nick Notalent?

[Itwalksamongus]

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Your ,,,,,, *hic* ...... glug, glug, glug..... blaaaargh - *hic*

[deathcurse]

dc just owned me and made me look like a bitch so my strategy is going to be to prove every single one of his points. Also, I'm gay.

[Gritt]

I like men.

I know that I'm a sexy bitch but you aren't my type, Mummy. The stench of your dying organs would turn me away.

[Itwalksamongus]

*hic*

[Itwalksamongus]

I like men.

I know that I'm a sexy bitch but you aren't my type, Mummy. The stench of your dying organs would turn me away.

So - you're sying if I was younger you'd want me.

Interesting.

[Gritt]

So - you're sying if I was younger you'd want me.

Interesting.

Did they have sarcasm when your people were growing up? I'm beginning to think it's a concept that's lost on you.

[Itwalksamongus]

So - you're sying if I was younger you'd want me.

Interesting.

I need a young boy for my.... needs.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

*starts downing cheap hooch*

Oh so planning on doing some driving?

[Itwalksamongus]

*starts downing cheap hooch*

Oh so planning on doing some driving?

Don't drive.

Nice try.

[deathcurse]

So Itwalks is not inbred?

Don't get too carried away. Judging from his reaction to this, his parents are brother and sister.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

It's a cultural stigma here for all the right reasons but it's really common isn some areas of the world.

European aristocratic families, including many of the royals, have historically encouraged inbreeding to keep the blood lines pure. It still goes on at the aristocratic level in many european countries.

I know this family in Germany through biz that look all fucked up with these huge craniums...my buddy visited them and he says the whole town kinda looks fucked up and weird in all the same way. Of course, they're brilliant people and tremendously successful. But yeah dude married his first cousin.

We found this out one day when we were in a convention booth and making fun of southern hillbilly cousin fuckers and we got the whole...""shhhh....genius german dude hanging out 3 steps away married his cousin".

Not really sure what you're trying to say here exactly, but if it's anything but "please put me in the oven", this genius German dude got it wrong.

[deathcurse]

I wonder what was worse for the young Itwalks, watching his parents fight or have them later explain it was just sibling rivalry.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

*starts downing cheap hooch*

Oh so planning on doing some driving?

Don't drive.

Nice try.

Innocent drivers and pedestrians can all breathe a sigh of relief.

[BigDrewHalenite]

Where did you do that you drunk hick?

Uh oh, look who's getting mad.

So then you didn't post something I said.

Yeah - we got that part. Hick.

Hey, what's this "we" stuff? You're on your own, Timbo. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is backing you up. Douche.

[Scaryhead]

Yeah - we got that part. Hick.

Hey, what's this "we" stuff? You're on your own, Timbo. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is backing you up. Douche.

[Itwalksamongus]

Hey, what's this "we" stuff?

Try dictionary.com.

Moron.

[BigDrewHalenite]

Hey, what's this "we" stuff?

Try timbotakesitintheassdaily.com.

Guy that's much smarter and cooler than I could ever hope to be.

*Hic* AAAAAHH!! Look out for that embankm... /crashes car into embankment.

[deathcurse]

Well, just because Itwalks might not be inbred, doesn't mean he's the Valecditorian at Appalachian High, either.

He definitely took the short covered wagon to school.

[Constantine]

I kike to get drunk with my dad - then we either fuck each other or live pigs.

Your gay fantasies are - unsurprising.

Back to stalking, Nick Nolte! Or do you prefer Nick Notalent?[/quote]


and this was coming from the man that told me i had a gay fantasy life! the mummy is losing it...[/quote]

You've been posting about sucking cock for months now. Tim threw the truth in your face once again. Shock, shock! Gay fantasy!

[Itwalksamongus]

Well, just because Itwalks might not be inbred, doesn't mean he's the Valecditorian at Appalachian High, either.

He definitely took the short covered wagon to *hic* school.

Hey - it's our resident drunken hillbilly. Just wake up?

[deathcurse]

Hey - it's our resident drunken hillbilly. Just wake up?

I posted that last Sunday, genius.