KAOS wrote:And the fact that I spent two weeks down there a couple years ago. Plus I work with a bunch of Brazilians. Have a lot of them here in Vegas working in hospitality as we have a lot of wealthy Brazilians traveling here.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:KAOS knowledge of this seems to come wholly from the movie City of God.
As soon as MurrayFiend's mommy lets him travel alone or out of her site, I invite him to come down here. I will meet him at the airport, confiscate his passport and put his Twink ass to work on the strip. That gay juvi-stache he rocks will be a big earner w/ the old men.
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Should I be scared, guys?
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Nah... gay rape fantasies are nothing out of the ordinary for KAOS. He's just trying to say he likes you in so many words.
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exitflagger wrote: Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
holy shit are u backwards
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Shouldn't you be somewhere asking retardedly specific and unfunny questions like "Have u ever took a shit at 10:43 and 13 seconds in the morning at GPS coordinates 43 51 29.84N, 2 18 39.34E while having a body temperature of 99.46783 degrees and looking slightly to the east and thinking about ur grandfather's left testicle?"Heenan Snuka wrote:exitflagger wrote: Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
holy shit are u backwards
There's your next fascinating thread idea, Mensa. Go play.
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I like it.exitflagger wrote:Shouldn't you be somewhere asking retardedly specific and unfunny questions like "Have u ever took a shit at 10:43 and 13 seconds in the morning at GPS coordinates 43 51 29.84N, 2 18 39.34E while having a body temperature of 99.46783 degrees and looking slightly to the east and thinking about ur grandfather's left testicle?"Heenan Snuka wrote:exitflagger wrote: Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
holy shit are u backwards
There's your next fascinating thread idea, Mensa. Go play.
Maybe ur first interesting post ever.
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Do you ever plan on making one?Heenan wrote:Maybe ur first interesting post ever.
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Doubtful. He sucks worse out of character than in.exitflagger wrote:Do you ever plan on making one?Heenan wrote:Maybe ur first interesting post ever.
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You know, there was a part of me that thought KAOS would man up and give snarky answers to the questions, in Sludge tradition, but I forgot that this guy's idea of wit is telling people their mom made them a PB&J sandwich and then took it away.
I would have taken KAOS up on his offer to answer his 20 Q's, were I not confident that they would be "1. Why are you gay? 2. Do you like being gay?" followed by 18 conundrums about sandwiches and shit. I'm not Batman, I can't interpret insane people's riddles all day.
I would have taken KAOS up on his offer to answer his 20 Q's, were I not confident that they would be "1. Why are you gay? 2. Do you like being gay?" followed by 18 conundrums about sandwiches and shit. I'm not Batman, I can't interpret insane people's riddles all day.
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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CHAOS, can you answer the questions for this bleeding snatch?
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:You know, there was a part of me that thought KAOS would man up and give snarky answers to the questions, in Sludge tradition, but I forgot that this guy's idea of wit is telling people their mom made them a PB&J sandwich and then took it away.
I would have taken KAOS up on his offer to answer his 20 Q's, were I not confident that they would be "1. Why are you gay? 2. Do you like being gay?" followed by 18 conundrums about sandwiches and shit. I'm not Batman, I can't interpret insane people's riddles all day.
Stop being a bitch, I would not waste your time with a bunch of irrelevant questions like that, or like what you spent 45 minutes typing in the original post in this thread. Send me 20 legitimate questions, PM them to me and I will answer them honestly. You can be silly, I can take a joke, just don't waste my time. Again, was never in prison so those questions are bunk and will be ignored. Then you will answer my 20 questions for you. Let's keep it real with each other. Ball is in your court slim.
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No. That's stupid. I don't really give a shit.
Just saying, you could have manned up and had fun but you had to be a little titbaby about it. Pussy Award.
Just saying, you could have manned up and had fun but you had to be a little titbaby about it. Pussy Award.
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I am not hiding or running from anything. I said send me 20 REAL questions. Ask what you want, but don't waste my time. I think it's you that is the pussy and does not want to answer my 20 Questions for you. You have the first chance to write what you want, ask me what you want - just be real. What's your move slim? I'm already halfway through my 20 Questions for you...Chip Z'Hoy wrote:No. That's stupid. I don't really give a shit.
Just saying, you could have manned up and had fun but you had to be a little titbaby about it. Pussy Award.
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Well, have fun. Why would I answer YOURS when you pussed out on mine? Come on. Give me a break.
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Gotta love the fact that KAOS values his time and does not want it "wasted"… while posting 50 fucking times a day on a hair metal message board.
Bitch please.
Bitch please.
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Chip, he's asking nicelyexitflagger wrote:
Bitch please.
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So, is "Wack Pack" Kaos' collective pet name for the people that think he's a fucking idiot?
If it is, grouping his detractors together and using the very famous moniker "wack pack" is his way of taking his tardball, stomping his feet and shouting "I'm in my OWN club and nobody else can join because neener neener."
I mean, seriously, who DOESN'T think he's an idiot?
"Wack pack", ffs. Might as well call them the Yankees or IBM or Chevrolet. Christ.
If it is, grouping his detractors together and using the very famous moniker "wack pack" is his way of taking his tardball, stomping his feet and shouting "I'm in my OWN club and nobody else can join because neener neener."
I mean, seriously, who DOESN'T think he's an idiot?
"Wack pack", ffs. Might as well call them the Yankees or IBM or Chevrolet. Christ.
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KAOS, all your wack pack are belong to us.
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You can have him. We had to cut him loose when we found about about that his criminal record. Apparently he sexually assaulted an animal. Fellatio on the neighbors Golden retriever in a drunken stupor. Not a good look.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS, all your wack pack are belong to us.
Where the fuck are my real questions? I asked for them and you pussed out. Twenty legit questions for me, twenty legit questions to you. I answer, you answer. Let's do this!
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KAOS wrote:You can have him. We had to cut him loose when we found about about that his criminal record. Apparently he sexually assaulted an animal. Fellatio on the neighbors Golden retriever in a drunken stupor. Not a good look.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS, all your wack pack are belong to us.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS wrote:You can have him. We had to cut him loose when we found about about that his criminal record. Apparently he sexually assaulted an animal. Fellatio on the neighbors Golden retriever in a drunken stupor. Not a good look.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS, all your wack pack are belong to us.
Exactly.
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Answer the questions, KAOS.
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PM me twenty real questions Slim, I will answer them, then you will answer 20 questions I submit to you. Deal?SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Answer the questions, KAOS.
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KAOS, answer the questions. Answer the questions, KAOS. KAOS, the questions are there and they have not been answered. Why haven't you answered the questions, KAOS?
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