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Rev tries so hard to convince us he's a 1%'er whether it's in the socio-economic world or the badass biker world.

The above picture has great Photo shop potential.

I'm thinking.

Efilnikufesin wrote:The above picture has great Photo shop potential.

I'm thinking.

Kool Kids... short bus... yeah, I think you're right..

Stupid fucks.

Fundead upon seeing the Rev's signature photo: "Why is there blood on his rear view mirror?"

It almost seemed like he was responding to people on his "dink list" there for a second. You don't think he really reads every post of the Foed Like Fuck Gang do you?

*flick* wrote:It almost seemed like he was responding to people on his "dink list" there for a second. You don't think he really reads every post of the Foed Like Fuck Gang do you?

He's clicking "Show Post" like a motherfucker.

Grendel wrote:He is a 45 year old man photoshopping vampire teeth on himself.

Fucking Twighlight.

Grendel wrote:He is a 45 year old man photoshopping vampire teeth on himself.

Are you the one driving the bus?

Why is the girl attempting to drive the bus with no battery? And why are the rear tires a lot larger than the ones in front? Oh, I get it: it's a cartoon. Rev, you so crazy!

Rev must be the one with the weiner in his mouth.

Using a mug is not TROOO ROK!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Not only are you a walking talking pissflap, but you can run too!

No, silly. Not that exact bike, but a brand new Harley Street Bob or the cash equivalent.
You gotta get a royal straight flush to win the bike, but the highest hand, even if it's just a pair of jacks wins $500 bucks straight out of my pocket.

Any local Sludgers are welcome to come check out my tiny little ass on stage at the big after party. Come see if you can cheat the system and make me eat a Harley, take 5 bills out of my pocket, or stand next to me for a photo op for posting here on Sludge, garnering endless laughs for yourself after exposing my tiny stature.

Proceeds to benefit Merrimack Valley Hospice House.

"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"


I'll start:

Root Canal

Tax Returns

DMV

MitziDupree wrote:"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"


I'll start:

Root Canal

Tax Returns

DMV

Watch Mitzi eat a Popsicle..
Watch Mitzi move in mysterious ways..
Watch Mitzi as she dances on the sand...
Watch Mitzi walk by moonlight while no one really knows..
Watch Mitzi's brown skin shining in the sun with her hair combed back and her sunglasses on..

I got a new singer so my band is.a little less crappy now.

MitziDupree wrote:"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"

Watch church on TV

Walk barefoot in the sewer

Go through Heroin withdrawl

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I got a new singer so my band is.a little less crappy now.

If that doesn't get people to whip out their checkbooks for the hospice program, I don't know what will.

Eh... Whatever.
You get a pretty good deal for the ticket price. For example, for $25 bucks you get to ride in the run and play for the $500 prize (for the highest hand.) You are also playing to win a brand new Harley (got to get a royal straight flush to win that, but if it happens, it happens). Ticket price also includes a 12 page program, one raffle ticket, the wristband and also includes food and drink. (Bar-B-Q.). This on top of the live entertainment, Bike Olympics, vendors, other games, raffles and prizes, etc.

Or, for $10 bucks you can get just a party ticket which includes everything but no T-shirt and you are not in the running for the grand prize.

Anyway.. Local Sludgers are welcomed. It's very short money for a great time. Happens tomorrow. Contact me if you need.

Are you gonna be be taking the RV to the poker run?

Google Street view got the latest shot on the restoration.

Great day. We were able to cut a check to the Merrimack valley Hospice House in the amount of $1,650.00. Not bad for a first run! Next time will be even bigger and better.


More pics here.

Dnt get the rev hate eh, revs pretty cool guy drives a motorcycle goes on cool vacations and doesn't afraid of anything.

Rev ur so groovy