RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

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BattleHymns wrote:I'll miss the rev stories..

How he was in Desert STorm and was a mighty warrior..

Then find out he never left Kuwait and was stuck on KP duty..

His ten million jobs...

His massive stereo..

trying to say I wasn't in Iraq until schooled his dumb ass on that... while still there

His alien expierences and all his whacky government conspiracy theories...

His legendary rock band...


awwww, the good ole days

The fact that you would say any of that proves that you are indeed a Lizard.


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jizzmaster0 wrote:http://www.rocknrev.com/
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =411516463

Damn. His old website is history. It just goes to a myspace page with his shitty music.
How dare you talk about Lovin Kry like that! They paid so damn much to play an empty Whisky that they were given a free Tuesaday to make up for it.
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IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:That song of Rev's looked like so much fun I thought I'd try one too.

When you've been to hell and back
To deny you're Bauer Jack
It's the Mob. Uh-huh!
It's the Mob.

When your hair's above your ears
For the first time in 20 years
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When the only flames you know
Are "you're jealous" and "you're owned"
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When you play up the Station fire
And you're shown to be a liar
It's the Mob. Yeah!
It's the Mob.

Mob, mob, mob
As black copters swirl around you
Mob, mob, mob
Look out Rev, they've finally found you

When you're babbling about "scripts"
Aliens, lizards, and spaceships
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob. Can you dig it?

When you post your mother's tat
In hopes they'll all make fun of that
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When you're bribing kids with beer
So you can post their pics on here
It's the Mob. Uh!
It's the Mob.

When your conspiracy theories are so jacked
Even Art Bell would think you're whacked
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

Mob, mob, mob
As black copters swirl around you
Mob, mob, mob
Look out Rev, they've finally found you
Just bumping this hilarious thread. An added bonus of IggyTard PWNING and SCHOOLING RevTard.
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Wow. The rocknrev.com website is worth checking out again...

Interesting stuff in "articles" about Eddy P.

Poor Rev. Loved by all but one.
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Yeah, he had to get a restraining order on that guy.
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I miss 2T.
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chickenona wrote:Yeah, he had to get a restraining order on that guy.
Hmmmm... A shit talking internet wingnut had to get a restraining order to protect himself from an even crazier shit talking internet wingnut. Go figure.
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No shit, tis a mystery, huh?

That Ed guy IS nuttier than a fruitcake, though. A lot of people on this board had run-ins with him when he posted here. And then there were the scat pics. Good times.
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MitziDupree wrote:Wow. The rocknrev.com website is worth checking out again....

Fresh and attractive you might say. :P
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Is it wrong that I can't muster up much energy to be concerned about Rev getting stalked?
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Ahhhh...the one thread that can always bring me back to Sludge.

How I've missed thee.
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RockNRev wrote: No, no, no, dummy. The DVD is a reality type of thing. We carried the camera everywhere, including the places we lived in Hollywood, parties, back stage, etc. It's a whole video diary of the band. It's called "Dirty Rock Band - The true Story of a Rock Band That Didn't Make It."

Well shit. I'm feeling pretty pwned right now. Lovin Kry was just a cover. The real band was...........









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Tomorrow is Good Friday.

I wonder if Rev will be posting pictures of his '88 Chevette somewhere. Just to keep the tradition going.
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Probably. If he isn't too busy partying like a rockstar with inked-up mommy in a $5,000/night hotel suite. You have to have your priorities.




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Totally.
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Thanks! Coincidentally, I said the same to myself this morning when I looked in the mirror.

I gave up humility for Lent. I like to keep my goals realistic.
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Two more days of unabashed awareness - fuck yeah!
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The first car I ever owned was a two-toned blue 83 Chevette.

Killed it with a deer.
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Come back, RockNRev. We miss your freshness, attractiveness, and superior taste in food, music, and hotel accommodations.
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I wonder if his mom's getting her clit pierced this Mother's Day.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I wonder if his mom's getting her clit pierced this Mother's Day.

LMGDAO!!!

No doubt it's in the works...invitations have been printed and plans are underway for a pre-owning / piercing party down in the ol' basement studio.

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The_Alternym™ wrote:
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:That song of Rev's looked like so much fun I thought I'd try one too.

When you've been to hell and back
To deny you're Bauer Jack
It's the Mob. Uh-huh!
It's the Mob.

When your hair's above your ears
For the first time in 20 years
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When the only flames you know
Are "you're jealous" and "you're owned"
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When you play up the Station fire
And you're shown to be a liar
It's the Mob. Yeah!
It's the Mob.

Mob, mob, mob
As black copters swirl around you
Mob, mob, mob
Look out Rev, they've finally found you

When you're babbling about "scripts"
Aliens, lizards, and spaceships
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob. Can you dig it?

When you post your mother's tat
In hopes they'll all make fun of that
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

When you're bribing kids with beer
So you can post their pics on here
It's the Mob. Uh!
It's the Mob.

When your conspiracy theories are so jacked
Even Art Bell would think you're whacked
It's the Mob.
It's the Mob.

Mob, mob, mob
As black copters swirl around you
Mob, mob, mob
Look out Rev, they've finally found you
Just bumping this hilarious thread. An added bonus of IggyTard PWNING and SCHOOLING RevTard.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ah...good times. I have't thought of that tool in forever!
The other threads were VERY funny! I don't think they are still on here.


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His ride
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Sweet view from his bitchin $800 a night hotel party room at the airport!
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Rev just beng Rev
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Being relatively new to the board, I saw references to RockNRev's supposed five figure weekly income from teaching drivers education. I'm grateful to The_Alternym for bumping this thread so I could witness Rev's delusional thinking firsthand. :lol:
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RockNRev wrote: I know who is who and SOSIA is not important to me at all. He's just another idiot who has his complete information in my file now and who also has a history of this behavior and now I'm here and we'll see if this goes "the way it's gone 17 million times before" or if this time it takes a slightly different course of direction and certain idiots finally get shut down for good, and I'm not just talking about banned from a message board either.

Sigh.

Is there anything in the world more satisfying than a good "I told you so?"

Good times.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
RockNRev wrote: I know who is who and SOSIA is not important to me at all. He's just another idiot who has his complete information in my file now and who also has a history of this behavior and now I'm here and we'll see if this goes "the way it's gone 17 million times before" or if this time it takes a slightly different course of direction and certain idiots finally get shut down for good, and I'm not just talking about banned from a message board either.

Sigh.

Is there anything in the world more satisfying than a good "I told you so?"

Good times.

That was one long-assed sentence.
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Doin' it for science.
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Heh...so THIS is whom sirlloin and Moggio used as a template? Booyah!
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This thread is like a family reunion for me.

I love it soooo much.
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I want to be your third cousin, once removed. Whatever the hell that means. But it sounds less incestuous.
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