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I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.
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rattfan wrote:I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.
You're too fucking sad to make fun of


Now let that poor fucking hamster free man :lol:
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Get over yourself already! Who the fuck would ever read a post that long and all the ones after it if weren't biologically retarded already through incestuality in the first place? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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BUMP!

It's 5 years later and with KAOS back, the original top 3 are still regulars.
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gr8twhte wrote:No fair. Everybody took the good ones already. That said, if stupid was LSD, JakeYonkel would be peaking 24/7.
Re-reading this thread and just laughed out loud at work at this one.

God, I miss him and his drive-by lulz.
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This thread is obsolete. The Gossip Board alone has improbably managed to get even dumber than it was a few years ago. NOBODY thought that was possible.

The collective IQ around here has gone down faster than Mazerati backstage at a Bruno Mars concert.
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Rattrules is climbing the ranks
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lol
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KFC
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chickenona wrote: 4. Glamrokkgirl. Even adding her to this list feels like kicking my dog.
Or shooting him, right?

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Stoner wrote:KFC

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Lifelike is a strong contender for at least honorable mention with his Jorn Lande obsession.
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He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.
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Stoner wrote:He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.
Ah, yes. This post was particularly face palm worthy. (in the thread about the Crimson Glory guitarist being charged with conspiracy to purchase cocaine):
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Elvison8track wrote:idiot
why ? because he was trying to make sum money ? you sound like alot of fun. :roll:

Florida Rocks for the record.
A lot of bands I like are from Florida, so in that sense I agree that the state rocks. :lol:
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Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.
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caroline wrote:
Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.
:lol:

That one is so classic.
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Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
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Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
How the fuck can it be a "late run" in January?

Do you not already get annihilated enough around here? Bumping a thread of this subject matter is a notably ill-advised move for you, even with your remarkably ill-advised history.
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Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.
why would you get started on something that is 11 months away?
"dumbest poster of the month, Jan 2016.
a monthly award. not annually, you DOLT
at the rate you are going, you might give your BFF a run for his money
dumb & dumber
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Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.

Just look at your latest "Chip & Gritt" thread. It was an utter failure, as usual, and you ran away like a bitch, as usual.

When are you going to quit? Or at least try something else. You spend an awful lot of time, every single day, convincing people you are an utter fool. I'm not even kidding around, or being "Sludgy"--I would say most people here are convinced you are mentally retarded. And you spend a lot of time reinforcing that belief.

You may want to believe I would win first place for this month. It's not reality. It would be you, just as it will be you every month, for as long as you post here.
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Bumped.
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Oldie but goodie:
Heenan Snuka wrote:
Burgundytrash wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:burgundytrash, you still owe me an answer...what did you mean by a "Deuce"???
number 2 you know pee is number one and shit is number 2...
never heard that before...so they are just numbers that refer to the concept?...it still doesnt really make sense
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Unfuckingbelievable :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.
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Thebottomline wrote:Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.
He's earning an MVP for dumbest poster real quick!
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.

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We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:
Brickjaw wrote:
Indy_Rob wrote:
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Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.
:lol: This place is full of winners man.
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exitflagger wrote:We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:
Brickjaw wrote:
Indy_Rob wrote:
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Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.
:lol: This place is full of winners man.
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