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Kockstar wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:Those pictures look good, I haven't really been paying attention so I don't know if that's even her or if there's other fatter stuff posted.
I think your wife needs to let you start watching porn again....
Thats a bit unfair, the girl in the pictures IS pretty.
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cookie wrote:Thats a bit unfair, the girl in the pictures IS pretty.
Nobody gives a fuck what you think.[/b]
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Maybe she just has a tiny camera.

Or a personality disorder.
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Dude, Lickety took full sized pics with a fucking keychain camera - if that's the case, that shit mustve been taken by Joe C. with an electron microscope.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
cookie wrote:Thats a bit unfair, the girl in the pictures IS pretty.
Nobody gives a fuck what you think.[/b]
I know.
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Kockstar wrote:
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enter your username wrote: That's bayou trash.
I don't think a girl that hot would post on Sludge.
That hot??? I hope your joking....... Shes not that hot....
I agree but she is hot but I wouldn't go as far '' Nobody that hot would ever post on sludge'' crap.

I don't understand all the hate for this chick. I mean you all talked shit in the chat rooms and lied to each other so she did the same thing whats the big deal? It is what you guy's do right?
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Dude, Lickety took full sized pics with a fucking keychain camera - if that's the case, that shit mustve been taken by Joe C. with an electron microscope.
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Out of all three of those pics that char has obviously pilfered, I'd leave a bruised cervix and a $2.00 tip for the one on the left....
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RobZombiesBabyMomma wrote:I wasn't at anytime after your boyfriend either.
Who here ever said you were?
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Oh for the love as small bogus pictures, everyone and their allegedly dead mother knows that you're going to read every fucking word I write, so don't get yourself caught in another lie, you socially crippled mongoloid. The fact that you'll mouth the words as you read them is an entirely different topic, but one that bears mentioning nonetheless.

And yes, you are fat. REALLY fat. You are a fatty boombalatti who posts 10 year old pictures of yourself because if you gained 5 more lbs, your fat ass could get group insurance. It's completely obvious from reading your posts that your perpetually hungry ass puts mayonnaise on aspirin and uses bacon for band-aids. Charlene, you're so fucking fat that your god damn picture fell off of the wall, and that's why you're stuck posting pictures of someone who is most likely your best friend and saying it's you.

You also have webbed feet, which along with your incredible girth, causes you to waddle like a duck that got gangraped by a pack of rogue rhinos. Your webbed feet are the direct result of the incestuous union between Swamp Things who were also first cousins, so shut the fuck up, you tired ass, non-joke getting, 3/4 retarded, cajun cooze.

Having said that - you most certainly did write a loveletter on Myspace to deathcurse. When he told you "Thanks, but no thanks" that's when you took your fat ass, webbed feet, and severely compromised neocortex and got the fuck out of dodge. NOT because sara made fun of your dead relatives and NOT because you couldn't sign in with your old name - but because deathcurse "stole your heart" and chose this Jabba the Hut looking bitch over you.

You have been caught in several fucking lies on this thread alone, Tardlene. You've been clowned to the fucking ground so severely that no amount of PMs pleading your myspace friends to come to this thread and defend you can help you now. So before you do some more shit that showcases your complete lack of wit and basic fucking cognition (like telling me to go play on a busy street - WTF? :lol:), you ought to think about getting out of the swamp and getting a fucking education instead of spending your time engaging in arguments with people who have more intelligence in their boogers than you do in that vast wasteland you have between your fat fucking ears and insisting that they're somehow threatened by you.

Yes, your ears are fat too.

Fatty.
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I said it and I meant it!
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Post by violetbleu »

I know I am late to the party, but since my name was brought up as a character witness, I feel the need to testify.

Sara did give Charlene a lot of shit in chat. She called her stupid, annoying, etc. They went back and forth a lot. BUT I never, ever remember Sara giving Char a hard time about her mother's death. At the time, I was close to both of them and if that would've happened, I can guarantee you I would remember it and Sara would remember me tearing her a new asshole for doing it. Since Sara nor I have any recollection of this happening, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it never happened.

I was there during the "corn" discussion. Sara never called anyone worthless, in fact, I don't remember her even popping back in. The whole convo was between DC, Char and me. He left in a fake huff saying "why are you bitches always hassling me?" and that was the end of it. Sara wasn't involved.

I was always under the impression Char was a Hooters waitress. I remember clearly her talking to FBM about it in chat. He used to work for Hooters as a corporate trainer or something like that. Obviously she has told others that she wasn't, but in all the discussions we had, and there was a lot, I never heard anything to the contrary.

The only time I remember anyone ever even attempting to give Char crap about her mom was when HBB was drunk off her ass and she was trying to play Dueling Dead Relatives with Char. HBB was whining about her dead sister in a can and Char was talking about her loss also. Wannasy was the only other person in chat at that time. She also had recently lost her mom and was being a sympathetic and understanding ear to her. Sara was not in chat at that time, being that it was in the wee hours of the morning.

Charlene, I like you and still consider you a friend, but you've got a lot of your stories crossed. Sara may have gave you a lot of shit, but she never teased you about your loss. In fact, she teased you less. I told her you were going through a tough time, and as any person with a heart would do, she backed off. The only drunk to even attempt to goad you was HBB. And even she didn't say anything that inflammatory.

Amen and pass the collection plate.
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LMFAO @ "Dueling Dead Relatives "

1941, bitch!
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Oh man, I wish we could bring Ol' Rummy back so she could comment on this thread. I'm sure she's full of candy corn, booze and incoherence right now.
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haha...thanks for the clarification, violet. You rule.

Wow, charlene totally flipped out at being called fat. I wonder why. Oh well, hopefully this means she's gone for good. Anyway, she's definitely been proven to be a big, fat, greasy, foul smelling liar. Oh, and she's stupid too.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Oh for the love as small bogus pictures, everyone and their allegedly dead mother knows that you're going to read every fucking word I write, so don't get yourself caught in another lie, you socially crippled mongoloid. The fact that you'll mouth the words as you read them is an entirely different topic, but one that bears mentioning nonetheless.

And yes, you are fat. REALLY fat. You are a fatty boombalatti who posts 10 year old pictures of yourself because if you gained 5 more lbs, your fat ass could get group insurance. It's completely obvious from reading your posts that your perpetually hungry ass puts mayonnaise on aspirin and uses bacon for band-aids. Charlene, you're so fucking fat that your god damn picture fell off of the wall, and that's why you're stuck posting pictures of someone who is most likely your best friend and saying it's you.

You also have webbed feet, which along with your incredible girth, causes you to waddle like a duck that got gangraped by a pack of rogue rhinos. Your webbed feet are the direct result of the incestuous union between Swamp Things who were also first cousins, so shut the fuck up, you tired ass, non-joke getting, 3/4 retarded, cajun cooze.

Having said that - you most certainly did write a loveletter on Myspace to deathcurse. When he told you "Thanks, but no thanks" that's when you took your fat ass, webbed feet, and severely compromised neocortex and got the fuck out of dodge. NOT because sara made fun of your dead relatives and NOT because you couldn't sign in with your old name - but because deathcurse "stole your heart" and chose this Jabba the Hut looking bitch over you.

You have been caught in several fucking lies on this thread alone, Tardlene. You've been clowned to the fucking ground so severely that no amount of PMs pleading your myspace friends to come to this thread and defend you can help you now. So before you do some more shit that showcases your complete lack of wit and basic fucking cognition (like telling me to go play on a busy street - WTF? :lol:), you ought to think about getting out of the swamp and getting a fucking education instead of spending your time engaging in arguments with people who have more intelligence in their boogers than you do in that vast wasteland you have between your fat fucking ears and insisting that they're somehow threatened by you.

Yes, your ears are fat too.

Fatty.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Oh for the love as small bogus pictures, everyone and their allegedly dead mother knows that you're going to read every fucking word I write, so don't get yourself caught in another lie, you socially crippled mongoloid. The fact that you'll mouth the words as you read them is an entirely different topic, but one that bears mentioning nonetheless.

And yes, you are fat. REALLY fat. You are a fatty boombalatti who posts 10 year old pictures of yourself because if you gained 5 more lbs, your fat ass could get group insurance. It's completely obvious from reading your posts that your perpetually hungry ass puts mayonnaise on aspirin and uses bacon for band-aids. Charlene, you're so fucking fat that your god damn picture fell off of the wall, and that's why you're stuck posting pictures of someone who is most likely your best friend and saying it's you.

You also have webbed feet, which along with your incredible girth, causes you to waddle like a duck that got gangraped by a pack of rogue rhinos. Your webbed feet are the direct result of the incestuous union between Swamp Things who were also first cousins, so shut the fuck up, you tired ass, non-joke getting, 3/4 retarded, cajun cooze.

Having said that - you most certainly did write a loveletter on Myspace to deathcurse. When he told you "Thanks, but no thanks" that's when you took your fat ass, webbed feet, and severely compromised neocortex and got the fuck out of dodge. NOT because sara made fun of your dead relatives and NOT because you couldn't sign in with your old name - but because deathcurse "stole your heart" and chose this Jabba the Hut looking bitch over you.

You have been caught in several fucking lies on this thread alone, Tardlene. You've been clowned to the fucking ground so severely that no amount of PMs pleading your myspace friends to come to this thread and defend you can help you now. So before you do some more shit that showcases your complete lack of wit and basic fucking cognition (like telling me to go play on a busy street - WTF? :lol:), you ought to think about getting out of the swamp and getting a fucking education instead of spending your time engaging in arguments with people who have more intelligence in their boogers than you do in that vast wasteland you have between your fat fucking ears and insisting that they're somehow threatened by you.

Yes, your ears are fat too.

Fatty.
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I don't have anything against Charlene but DAMN...













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HAHA!


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Post by chickenona »

Getting rejected by DC in favor of Stoner isn't necessarily anything to be ashamed of, but being found unattractive by a guy who once confessed in chat to finding Rattqueen "kinda hot" is a whole other world of disgrace. Damn.
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Oh man, who said that?
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One night in Hung's chat DC was riffing on Rattqueen's singing and when me and sara started picking on her DC got chivalrous and said, "Well, she's not a total loss. She's a little bit hot." I said, "No, DC, you're high, she's not hot in the slightest." And he said, "Oh, come on...she's a little bit hot. Don't be hatin'."

Ergo, from this we can conclude that Rattqueen is actually hotter than Charlene. Mentally healthier as well probably.
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chickenona wrote:One night in Hung's chat DC was riffing on Rattqueen's singing and when me and sara started picking on her DC got chivalrous and said, "Well, she's not a total loss. She's a little bit hot." I said, "No, DC, you're high, she's not hot in the slightest." And he said, "Oh, come on...she's a little bit hot. Don't be hatin'."

This obviously took place when he was still drinking...heavily.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
chickenona wrote:One night in Hung's chat DC was riffing on Rattqueen's singing and when me and sara started picking on her DC got chivalrous and said, "Well, she's not a total loss. She's a little bit hot." I said, "No, DC, you're high, she's not hot in the slightest." And he said, "Oh, come on...she's a little bit hot. Don't be hatin'."

This obviously took place when he was still drinking...heavily.
That's what I figured. However, it still bears pointing out that he NEVER got drunk enough to find Charlene appealing.
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Where's the photo evidence that Charlene is really a fatty fat? I've only seen those 3 Myspace pics. And I haven't seen Rattqueen but I can imagine her being a pretty big mess.
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Rattqueen has a curly femullet and weighs about seventy pounds.
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I don't think it was ever a case of him finding her unattractive physically - just mentally.
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