Dumbest Posters

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:50 pm

KillDevilHill wrote:
Halloween wrote:
CharvelBasher has always been a dim bulb but lately he's been hitting them out of the park. When asked if you have any crushes on ugly or weird people, this asshole cited Jill Wagner. Yeah, she's a real fucking mutt. And when asked for ten facts about himself he managed to puke up six. READ THE GODDAM QUESTION BEFORE RESPONDING ASSHOLE!
Anytime there's a thread about anything related to black people this moron will ALWAYS find his way to repeatedly remind everyone he is campaigning to be the next Grand Wizard of his local KKK chapter. Not that he even reads the thread before posting. People clown him left and right before he posts with his lame ass predictable comments.
RAP IS CRAPS LOLZ!!!!

I should add myself to the list because I am legaly reatarded without spellcheck

Yeah your spelling makes me feel good about my spelling......but you are far from dumb.

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:54 pm

DoogieHowitzer wrote:
Keep on keepin' on - Court Jester.

What a tool.

I think it's the jokes about his short stature that get to him the most.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:07 pm

pieceofme wrote:Probably JakeYonkel

Profound!

NunoFreak · Post by **NunoFreak** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:11 pm

saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink and his stupid food pictures. Do we really need a chronicle of his journey to obesity? Also because he has one of the stupidest tattoos I have ever seen.

File Under: NOT A SHOCK

If there is one thing you can count on in the Sludgeiverse, it's that Sara will always find a way to bring MCLargeDrink into a discussion. I will defend the 'stupid' pictures of food. They're always a popular thread and yes, we do need a visual chronicle of his journey to obesity, duh!

Doogie · Post by **Doogie** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:14 pm

KAOS wrote:
DoogieHowitzer wrote:
Keep on keepin' on - Court Jester.

What a tool.

I think it's the jokes about his short stature that get to him the most.

LMAO. Your intel is mind boggling, and just proves my point that you're a fucking moron.

You're like watching a goddamn fat kid staring at the pull up bar - knowing he wants so desperately to be the big man and do just ONE pull up, but forever burdened with the knowledge that he will always be surpassed and embarrassed by others.

Kaos, The Little Train That Couldn't.

Where's the bravado now? Where's the "you remember what happened last time you tried to take me one on one!" and other grandiose statements that you're so well known for?

Well of course I remember Kaos.

You ran off with your tail between your legs - claiming there was "no pwnage here", just like you had done before - and just like you're going to do again in this thread.

You know why?

Because you're not shit.

The only badass thing about you lies within your own self made fantasy, and the beautiful thing is that everyone else here sees it, except you. How fitting.

Be sure to put your fucking gay

emote somewhere in one of your posts back to me. It's truly not one of your best posts without it.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:26 pm

NunoFreak wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink and his stupid food pictures. Do we really need a chronicle of his journey to obesity? Also because he has one of the stupidest tattoos I have ever seen.
File Under: NOT A SHOCK

File under: Way more expected.

Fletch · Post by **Fletch** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:29 pm

DoogieHowitzer wrote:Mac Davis gets a tear of pride in his eye whenever your name is mentioned at his gigs in Las Vegas

Gold.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:47 pm

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Monty610 wrote:
deathcurse wrote:RockSkar (R.I.P., faggot)
absolutely_fabulous
Did he die?
Yeah, his shepherd beat him to death with a staff after Skar butted him.

ZING!

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:19 pm

DoogieHowitzer wrote:
KAOS wrote:
DoogieHowitzer wrote:
Keep on keepin' on - Court Jester.

What a tool.

I think it's the jokes about his short stature that get to him the most.

LMAO. Your intel is mind boggling, and just proves my point that you're a fucking moron.

You're like watching a goddamn fat kid staring at the pull up bar - knowing he wants so desperately to be the big man and do just ONE pull up, but forever burdened with the knowledge that he will always be surpassed and embarrassed by others.

Kaos, The Little Train That Couldn't.

Where's the bravado now? Where's the "you remember what happened last time you tried to take me one on one!" and other grandiose statements that you're so well known for?

Well of course I remember Kaos.

You ran off with your tail between your legs - claiming there was "no pwnage here", just like you had done before - and just like you're going to do again in this thread.

You know why?

Because you're not shit.

The only badass thing about you lies within your own self made fantasy, and the beautiful thing is that everyone else here sees it, except you. How fitting.

Be sure to put your fucking gay emote somewhere in one of your posts back to me. It's truly not one of your best posts without it.

LOL

He takes the bait and falls for it hook, line & sinker.

You amuse me Doogie. I am gonna start calling you Bradbury for these novels you write.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:23 pm

CharvelBasher wrote: Fuck you, you worthless fucking hack. Quit being a coward and pm me with you pathetic rants chicken shit. I hope you and your family die a long horrible deaths. I never did anything to you assmunch.

Here. These are for you:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:28 pm

Not to be arbitrary, but that shit is for light days. From the sounds of it, motherfucker meeds the SUPER PLUS absorbent ones.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:30 pm

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:30 pm

NunoFreak wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink and his stupid food pictures. Do we really need a chronicle of his journey to obesity? Also because he has one of the stupidest tattoos I have ever seen.
File Under: NOT A SHOCK

If there is one thing you can count on in the Sludgeiverse, it's that Sara will always find a way to bring MCLargeDrink into a discussion. I will defend the 'stupid' pictures of food. They're always a popular thread and yes, we do need a visual chronicle of his journey to obesity, duh!

I notice you did not defend the lame tattoo. Smart move.

NunoFreak · Post by **NunoFreak** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:47 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:
saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink and his stupid food pictures. Do we really need a chronicle of his journey to obesity? Also because he has one of the stupidest tattoos I have ever seen.
File Under: NOT A SHOCK

File under: Way more expected.

File Under: I KNEW YOU'D THROW IN YOUR TWO CENTS, AS USUAL. YOU GET YOUR SNATCH SWUNG INTO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE...

Man, that's a long file name. On second thought, file it under something else...

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:49 pm

This thread is giving me a serious boner. I love it that much.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:52 pm

NunoFreak wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
NunoFreak wrote: File Under: NOT A SHOCK

File under: Way more expected.
File Under: I KNEW YOU'D THROW IN YOUR TWO CENTS, AS USUAL. YOU GET YOUR SNATCH SWUNG INTO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE...

Man, that's a long file name. On second thought, file it under something else...

LMFAO@accusing someone of putting their two cents in on a messageboard.

Way to play it just that far past funny.

Doogie · Post by **Doogie** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:54 pm

KAOS wrote:
LOL

He takes the bait and falls for it hook, line & sinker.

You amuse me Doogie. I am gonna start calling you Bradbury for these novels you write.

Are you seriously going to act like you're some kind of fucking mental black widow that lured me to it's web?

Fucking seriously Kaos?

You just grasp at anything you can, don't you?

The perpetual drowning man.

NunoFreak · Post by **NunoFreak** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:59 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
File under: Way more expected.
File Under: I KNEW YOU'D THROW IN YOUR TWO CENTS, AS USUAL. YOU GET YOUR SNATCH SWUNG INTO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE...

Man, that's a long file name. On second thought, file it under something else...
LMFAO@accusing someone of putting their two cents in on a messageboard.

Way to play it just that far past funny.

I try to take it right up to the edge of funny and just leave it. Sometimes the wind knocks it over the line, but usually it just teeters on the brink of getting a laugh. Plus, I just wanted to use 'snatch swung' in a sentence today...

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:00 pm

DoogieHowitzer wrote:
The perpetual drowning man.

I took a wrong turn on my way to the Black Rock Desert last year and ended up at the Drowning Man festival instead.

Totally sucked.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:14 pm

Jack Butler wrote:I'm surprised no one has mentioned Quantivius.

When your posts make Glamrokkgirl look like Marilyn vos Savant, you're not doing it right.

Bollocks, I knew I forgot one!

Hilary_Duff_McKagan · Post by **Hilary_Duff_McKagan** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:42 pm

chickenona wrote:I would call that a pathology. While there's no denying he's dumber than fuck, I think Lickety would be more at home on a "Craziest, Not in a Fun Way But Truly Mentally Ill, Posters" thread.

Speaking of Lickety, where's he been? Is he trying to reform himself? On his "it's a beautiful hooker in the neighborhood" thread he made awhile back, I noticed that he didn't even mention the lady's bra size or even her dress size.

Hell'sHungryChild · Post by **Hell'sHungryChild** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:45 pm

What's the name of that poster with the "Old man transvestite avatar" who just randomly posts perverted hit-ons on other sludgers?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:47 pm

Hell'sHungryChild wrote:What's the name of that poster with the "Old man transvestite avatar" who just randomly posts perverted hit-ons on other sludgers?

Oh, hell no.

Itwalksboyfriend kicks ass.

And he takes it up the ass. I know from experience. Missin' you, baby.

Hell'sHungryChild · Post by **Hell'sHungryChild** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:49 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Hell'sHungryChild wrote:What's the name of that poster with the "Old man transvestite avatar" who just randomly posts perverted hit-ons on other sludgers?
ItWalk'sGirlfriend?

Don't make me kick your ass.

Is that his name? I'm not saying he's the worst, I was just wondering what his name was.Haven't seen him on here for a while.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:55 pm

Hilary_Duff_McKagan wrote:
chickenona wrote:I would call that a pathology. While there's no denying he's dumber than fuck, I think Lickety would be more at home on a "Craziest, Not in a Fun Way But Truly Mentally Ill, Posters" thread.
Speaking of Lickety, where's he been? Is he trying to reform himself? On his "it's a beautiful hooker in the neighborhood" thread he made awhile back, I noticed that he didn't even mention the lady's bra size or even her dress size.

He's been relegating his worldly knowledge to the Locker room and War boards as of late..
I'm sure he'll have some tales of his sexual prowess capturing some young lady's heart sometime around Halloween..

Hell'sHungryChild · Post by **Hell'sHungryChild** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:57 pm

Kockstar wrote:
Hell'sHungryChild wrote:What's the name of that poster with the "Old man transvestite avatar" who just randomly posts perverted hit-ons on other sludgers?
Id like to nominate "Hell'sHungryChild"

Shit! What the hell did I do?! Ha, I don't bother anyone...

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:02 pm

chickenona for posting this on the wrong board!

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:07 pm

Grendel wrote:best alternym ever^^^

HAHAHAHAHA

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:43 pm

Plug It Up wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Here. These are for you:

PLUG IT UP PLUG IT UPPLUG IT UP PLUG IT UPPLUG IT UP PLUG IT UP
You'd need a tampon the size of the Hoover Dam to plug the flow this faggot has been gushing.

FUCK YEAH!

I think what I liked most about the post CharvelBasher made was that he honestly thought what I said about him was PM fodder. Can any of you imagine opening a PM and seeing what I said to him in it?

Dude, you just took a giant leap over Ironman and KAOS and are now sitting firmly on the flagpole at numero uno. YOU ARE THE KING OF RETARDERYATION!!!

Bridget · Post by **Bridget** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:45 pm

chickenona wrote:RETARDERYATION!!!

That right there may be my new favorite word.

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