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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:That is actually a myth that might have been created by Sylvester Stallone who was not happy with Gere's arrogant behavior when Gere was originally cast on Lords of Flatbush and was replaced by Perry King.
I'm withholding judgment and comment until we hear from the Gerbil.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:That is actually a myth that might have been created by Sylvester Stallone who was not happy with Gere's arrogant behavior when Gere was originally cast on Lords of Flatbush and was replaced by Perry King.
Is there anything you don't know?
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certain types of math! :lol:
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You disappoint me, Casper. I thought you would take this opportunity to share your thoughts on how the embrace of a religious tenet are possibly reflected in an actor's choice of roles or lifestyle decisions.

But. You opted for the greased-up rodent. Tsk.
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Mitzi Dupree wrote:You disappoint me, Casper. I thought you would take this opportunity to share your thoughts on how the embrace of a religious tenet are possibly reflected in an actor's choice of roles or lifestyle decisions.

But. You opted for the greased-up rodent. Tsk.
He makes the occassional good movie such as Internal Affairs, Primal Fear, No Mercy, Final Analysis, Sommersby and Chicago.
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This was an awesome thread.

Bumped for great justice.
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Wow, this was a good thread.
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Kinda funny that vickenona is the one who started this thread. Is that what they call irony?
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:Kinda funny that vickenona is the one who started this thread. Is that what they call irony?
I get it! You're saying Kimmy's dumb.

I don't know WTF is up with my memory, but I spent what had to have been an hour yesterday trying to remember her goddamn name. :|
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I don't know what's wrong with you that you spent an hour thinking about that dog killer.
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Wow, I just got the 'vickenona' thing. :lol:

I think perhaps I'm a contender for this thread.
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Chicke's not dumb. She's made some questionable choices, but I wouldn't call the broad dumb.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:You disappoint me, Casper. I thought you would take this opportunity to share your thoughts on how the embrace of a religious tenet are possibly reflected in an actor's choice of roles or lifestyle decisions.

But. You opted for the greased-up rodent. Tsk.
He makes the occassional good movie such as Internal Affairs, Primal Fear, No Mercy, Final Analysis, Sommersby and Chicago.
Add Brooklyn's Finest to the list.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:You disappoint me, Casper. I thought you would take this opportunity to share your thoughts on how the embrace of a religious tenet are possibly reflected in an actor's choice of roles or lifestyle decisions.

But. You opted for the greased-up rodent. Tsk.
He makes the occassional good movie such as Internal Affairs, Primal Fear, No Mercy, Final Analysis, Sommersby and Chicago.
Add Brooklyn's Finest to the list.
8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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HMZ reminds me of an American Karl Pilkington.
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Blue Steel wrote:HMZ reminds me of an American Karl Pilkington.
He's the fucking Rain Man.
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Blue Steel wrote:HMZ reminds me of an American Karl Pilkington.
8)
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BUMP (again). It's funny how the original list of dumb posters (particulary #1) has held pretty true almost 2 1/2 years later. I think it's safe to take ZVD out and put Freakshow in his place (and move him up closer to the top). You can also take out CharvelBasher and add JDoom.

I know there's more changes that can be made, but it's 5 AM and I am "high as a four balled dog" (AFB pg. 10), and am going to bed.
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Tutankhamun

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HMZ IS A PEE PEE TOUCHER
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thewonkytits wrote:
I know there's more changes that can be made, but it's 5 AM and I am "high as a four balled dog" (AFB pg. 10), and am going to bed.
"high as a dog with 2 dicks" is better.
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rikirachtmanstheshit talk like a man. baby words should get you banned here.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:rikirachtmanstheshit talk like a man. baby words should get you banned here.
Would "HMZ strokes other mens penises until they shower him with semen" be an improvement?
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MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:rikirachtmanstheshit talk like a man. baby words should get you banned here.
Would "HMZ strokes other mens penises until they shower him with semen" be an improvement?
I stroke my own cock. Shut the fuck up.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:rikirachtmanstheshit talk like a man. baby words should get you banned here.
Would "HMZ strokes other mens penises until they shower him with semen" be an improvement?
I stroke my own cock. Shut the fuck up.
Do you shower yourself with your semen?
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no. Not my thing.
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I was just pointing out there is no mature way for him to say you touch dudes dicks.
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:lol:
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Oh hey, I forgot you were there.
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