Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2011 12:47 pm**

I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2011 12:52 am**

rattfan wrote:I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.

You're too fucking sad to make fun of

Now let that poor fucking hamster free man

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:32 pm**

Get over yourself already! Who the fuck would ever read a post that long and all the ones after it if weren't biologically retarded already through incestuality in the first place? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:52 pm**

BUMP!

It's 5 years later and with KAOS back, the original top 3 are still regulars.

Posted: **Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:08 am**

gr8twhte wrote:No fair. Everybody took the good ones already. That said, if stupid was LSD, JakeYonkel would be peaking 24/7.

Re-reading this thread and just laughed out loud at work at this one.

God, I miss him and his drive-by lulz.

Posted: **Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:25 am**

This thread is obsolete. The Gossip Board alone has improbably managed to get even dumber than it was a few years ago. NOBODY thought that was possible.

The collective IQ around here has gone down faster than Mazerati backstage at a Bruno Mars concert.

Posted: **Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:38 pm**

Rattrules is climbing the ranks

Posted: **Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:35 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 10:30 am**

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 1:01 pm**

chickenona wrote: 4. Glamrokkgirl. Even adding her to this list feels like kicking my dog.

Or shooting him, right?

R.I.P. Reggie!

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 11:58 am**

Stoner wrote:KFC

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 2:33 pm**

Lifelike is a strong contender for at least honorable mention with his Jorn Lande obsession.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 5:19 pm**

He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2014 6:43 am**

Stoner wrote:He goes far beyond "Honorable Mention" status for a myriad of reasons - motherfucker RANKS.

Ah, yes. This post was particularly face palm worthy. (in the thread about the Crimson Glory guitarist being charged with conspiracy to purchase cocaine):

lifelike wrote:
Elvison8track wrote:idiot
why ? because he was trying to make sum money ? you sound like alot of fun.

Florida Rocks for the record.

A lot of bands I like are from Florida, so in that sense I agree that the state rocks.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:56 pm**

Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:12 am**

caroline wrote:
Machado wrote:I find it tragic that you are unable to spell
James Ganfolfini's name.

That one is so classic.

Posted: **Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:54 pm**

Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.

Posted: **Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:27 pm**

Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.

How the fuck can it be a "late run" in January?

Do you not already get annihilated enough around here? Bumping a thread of this subject matter is a notably ill-advised move for you, even with your remarkably ill-advised history.

Posted: **Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:54 pm**

Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.

I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.

Posted: **Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:55 pm**

Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:Chip is making a late run for dumbest poster Jan 2016.
Fuck a participation ribbon, he wants that 1st place trophy.
I better get started on my Christmas shopping since we are so far into the year. Thanks for reminding me that it's late in the year after 24 days.

why would you get started on something that is 11 months away?
"dumbest poster of the month, Jan 2016.
a monthly award. not annually, you DOLT
at the rate you are going, you might give your BFF a run for his money
dumb & dumber

Posted: **Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:26 am**

Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.

Just look at your latest "Chip & Gritt" thread. It was an utter failure, as usual, and you ran away like a bitch, as usual.

When are you going to quit? Or at least try something else. You spend an awful lot of time, every single day, convincing people you are an utter fool. I'm not even kidding around, or being "Sludgy"--I would say most people here are convinced you are mentally retarded. And you spend a lot of time reinforcing that belief.

You may want to believe I would win first place for this month. It's not reality. It would be you, just as it will be you every month, for as long as you post here.

Posted: **Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:21 am**

Bumped.

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:37 pm**

Oldie but goodie:

Heenan Snuka wrote:
Burgundytrash wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:burgundytrash, you still owe me an answer...what did you mean by a "Deuce"???
number 2 you know pee is number one and shit is number 2...
never heard that before...so they are just numbers that refer to the concept?...it still doesnt really make sense

Punk wrote:You really are a stupid motherfucker.

Posted: **Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:17 am**

Unfuckingbelievable

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:15 pm**

Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:51 pm**

Thebottomline wrote:Stonebreed by far. Just check out that Bobby Blotzer thread on the gossip board.

He's earning an MVP for dumbest poster real quick!

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:14 pm**

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Machado, you are currently the dumbest poster on Metal Sludge. If we all took a vote, you would win by a landslide. That's just the reality here.

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:19 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:00 pm**

We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:

Brickjaw wrote:
Indy_Rob wrote:

Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.

This place is full of winners man.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:07 am**

exitflagger wrote:We might need a separate thread for self-clowning dumbass comments. This is a lulu:

Brickjaw wrote:
Indy_Rob wrote:

Meh. I don't particularly care for that kind of nipple.
This place is full of winners man.

I am humbled and honored that you appreciate my short bus comedic talents, or lack thereof.

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