What Was Your Favorite Meltdown?

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What Was Your Favorite Meltdown?

Post by chickenona »

...In the history of this board? I think I'm going to go with the dual meltdowns of DigitalRequiem and RitchieBlackmore'sStrat following acegate. Just call me a classicist.

Other memorables:

KKKotzen's "car accident victim girlfriend" incident

slicer's "I do NOT fuck dogs" diatribe(s)

TMC having the PM's to prove it.
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You know I"m going to have to go with Rev right off the cuff. And the thing is, it was less about Rev's meltdown and more about the people who participated in it. From gr8whte's opening line of "I'd hate to meet you in a dark spelling bee" all the way to the Youtube movies, there were some real heavy hitters participating and shining in that beatdown with some really really REALLY funny fucking shit being said and posted.

THAT is what a beatdown is.
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Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Who was that Blackie nym that got banned after his meltdown, that one had me laughing.
That's the one who was threatening to hunt people down and kill them, wasn't it?
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

It was Blackie Cooper. He threatened to shoot 5 different people, and pmed me and said he was going to come to my work and slit my throat.

All over KISS.

He later came to DRS and said that he was just "method posting" and trying to teach everyone a lesson about what could happen to them if they bully people on the internet.

Good times...




Princeth's was pretty damn awesome too. One of my Top 5 moments here is when she threatened to have me banned for posting personal info when I called her mom a stupid whore.


LMFAO! I laugh every fucking time I think about that.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Princeth's was pretty damn awesome too. One of my Top 5 moments here is when she threatened to have me banned for posting personal info when I called her mom a stupid whore.


LMFAO! I laugh every fucking time I think about that.

Hahahahah!... "Your mom is a stupid whore!"

"That's PRIVATE information, you should be banned."


Hahahahahahah!!!
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I think my favorite thing about Printheth was either her insistence on repeatedly reminding us that she'd fucked Dana Strum (and her conviction that the poster Dana_Strum was actually him) or her thinking that Hungwell and Lars McBrain were actually fighting because Hungwell made a thread spoofing the "Girls and Girls" thread.

In a field of retards, that bitch was easily - EASILY - the dumbest poster this board has ever seen.
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Post by Hungwell »

The most entertaining "Beatdown" was Rev, no question.


Yet, the "Meltiest" I have ever seen anyone get would have to be Gums when she was screaming "Libel" throughout Hatas.
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Monsters of Rock.
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In no order.

TMC
Rev
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Have a nice day, bitch.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Libel!



The funny part about the Rev meltdown was that I had no Idea who he was until picked me to e-defend TMC. Apparently, a lot of people were familiar. :lol: Great times!
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Post by Calexxia »

MonstersofRock was entertaining, but does NO one remember the DioBonMorrison debacle?
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Not as good as the ones mentioned here, but Whitesnake1985 deleting all his posts was pretty funny.
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Post by grishnak boss »

Abe - all his posts had a meltdown ticker.

Hairbangersball - not a huge meltdown, but funny nonetheless.

Tardttoedlion - this idiot was entertaining.

Licketysplit - 45+ pages became a classic.
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The DBM shit is legendary. Everything else is second rate.
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grayantimatter wrote:The DBM shit is legendary. Everything else is second rate.
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Calexxia wrote:
grayantimatter wrote:The DBM shit is legendary. Everything else is second rate.
PREACH!
I think some people are just gelus due to their lack of participation.

"The Mob" still cracks me the fuck up, but come on....there has been nothing quite like that suicide shit....
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Post by Calexxia »

IT was the stuff of which classic Sludge was made.

The GlamHam outing wasn't bad, but even *IT* pales next to DBM
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Post by jizzdonor »

I like Abe and all of his follow up alts. The meltdown isn't really that entertaining, but the anticipation of the mild meltdown is.

From his first post you KNOW that he WILL meltdown, you sense it, expect it, feel it, and then it happens. Very rewarding.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

The DBM shit was definitely first rate as a meltdown, but the threads it garnered weren't nearly as funny as the Rev threads, and most of the "participants" in the threads that the DBM meltdown spawned were full of half assed posters wondering what the fuck was going on. I think the real comedy in the DBM meltdown was in the behind the scenes details that only the chat regulars knew about.

That being said, this thread has made it clear that there is a definite difference between a meltdown and a beatdown, with the meltdown being the actions of the person being clowned and the beatdown being the actions of the people clowning the person who is melting down.
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Post by Doogie »

It wasn't the greatest meltdown of all time by far, but deserves an honorable mention.

Bender's Breakfast and her viking funeral.

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The Rev stuff was not only hilarious, but it brought everyone together.

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You know who I miss?

The Brick.
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It's shit like that that reminds me why I used to hate you.
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Slicer... someone call the ASPCA!!!
Abe... when he got outed for being bi and trolling swinger's boards...
"That stupid clown"... because beatdowns are fun.
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ElToro wrote: Abe... when he got outed for being bi and trolling swinger's boards...
What what what?!?!?

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grayantimatter wrote:
ElToro wrote: Abe... when he got outed for being bi and trolling swinger's boards...
What what what?!?!?

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You don't remember the cock pics trolling for partners?
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