The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

[KingV]

no Dirty Rubba on the list?

[ozzyrulz777]

Rav_Sped-nik
Foreign Stargazer/OVD
Arch Hall Jr.
Licketysplit
Check123Check/Slicer/dograper
AussieUnder/SlashMichaelRose/HBB
Vinyl_Mania
BigHairTightPants/Abe Freshley
Ghey Man
TheCultOfManson
Heenan Snuka

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

Oops.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

Gray!

I didn't want him to feel left out because he wasn't on the list.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

slicer can't be confined to 2008 - he's a fucking douche for the ages.

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack


Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.

Actually there's no such word, douche.
It's made up American name for Pole or Polish people.
And It's "Polak" in Polish.

But we don't speak your goofy language here, princess. Actually, "Polack" is a derogatory term that we United Statesians use to describe all the inbred fruity doormats that reside in Poland. You are one of those doormats. Carry on, my wimpy son...

[Ugmo]

You know how lazy I am? I'm so fuckin lazy that instead of reading this thread, I used the search function to find out whether my name showed up in it.

[cookie]

Actually there's no such word, douche.
It's made up American name for Pole or Polish people.
And It's "Polak" in Polish.

Or in mancunian, 'Bus driver' or rarely 'Newsagent'.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

I'm just glad they don't bump the 2006 thread.

I think I was the only one that liked you in 2006.

Good times.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You know how lazy I am? I'm so fuckin lazy that instead of reading this thread, I used the search function to find out whether my name showed up in it.

Lazy, yet efficiently invested.

I like it.

[Scaryhead]

EL-OH-FUCKING-EL

Actually there's no such word, douche.

"This word does not exist, stupid American."

It's made up American name for Pole or Polish people.

"This is something derived from you stupid redneck Americans."

And It's "Polak" in Polish.

"But this is how we pronounce it."

[deathcurse]

EL-OH-FUCKING-EL

Actually there's no such word, douche.

"This word does not exist, stupid American."

It's made up American name for Pole or Polish people.

"This is something derived from you stupid redneck Americans."

And It's "Polak" in Polish.

"But this is how we pronounce it."

[Gritt]

Ya know, I kinda gave ItWalks a pass for a while but good god the guy deserves all the shit he gets. I would have to put my top five like this (I'm too lazy to do 10)

1. ItWalks
2. Ghey man
3. Lickety
Hell I only have three right now. Oh well.

I didn't put Rav because he's kinda like our own personal prison bitch. We can do whatever we want to him because he's our little Polish Prag. Besides, this kid is either makes Corky look like Stephen Hawking or he's the smartest man alive. I could go either way.

[Itwalksamongus]

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Actually, you just misspelled it as well.

Go you.

Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack


Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.[/quote]

Nope. In order for your post to be correct it would have to be -

"Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Polock". "

Deal with it quietly.

[exitflagger]

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Actually, you just misspelled it as well.

Go you.

Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack


Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.

Nope. In order for your post to be correct it would have to be -

"Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Polock". "

Deal with it quietly.[/quote]

"Pollock".

Jeez, who fucked up the quote function?

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

I totally laughed at manofmetal calling saracapri "diddums."

Thanks Brah!

If "Brah" makes it back into the lexicon of Sludge again, I'm killing someone.

[Itwalksamongus]

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Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.

Nope. In order for your post to be correct it would have to be -

"Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Polock". "

Deal with it quietly.[/quote]

"Pollock".

Jeez, who fucked up the quote function?[/quote]


You, apparently.

[Iron Duck]

You know how lazy I am? I'm so fuckin lazy that instead of reading this thread, I used the search function to find out whether my name showed up in it.

That's normally how I find my hate, but I figured I'd show up on the first page. I did.

[exitflagger]

Itwalks is obviously better at the quote function than me.

[Mr Yellow Discipline]

[chickenona]

You know, I've re-thought my previous stance on this thread.

manofmetal is blossoming into the most beautiful example of a king douche I've seen in quite a while on here. His behavior on that blowjob thread is like a big butterfly douche emerging from its douche chrysalis.

[Luminiferous]

How the fuck does someone post almost 11 hours a day on Sludge?

[Doogie]

Cheers! i love it when you yanks get all bent out of shape coz you aint getting some of what im gettin.

What, syphilis? From the description of the big dripping pussy you're hooked up with, I don't want any of what you're getting.

[panteraman319]

Rav_Sputnuk - I am glad that I was not like this when I was his age

Heenan Snuka - pointless thread maker
panteraman319 - owned constantly
check123check - is to sludge what Beyond: Awake is to literature

Chunga's revenge & Angry Jew - butt pirates owned after spewing months of G&R garbage, saying that everyone was going to eat crow when the sales figures of Chinese Democracy came out

Lickety Split - serves the same purpose as a street bum; whatever your troubles are, you can at least take comfort that you are not him.

Ghey_Man - a trainwreck of a person

cultofmanson - it is weird when you absolutely know that if Billy Duffy knew about him, he would tell him to stop and go find another band to worship

all you always say is im owned......by the one douche whos cock you must wanna suck.....get a dictionary Corky and learn some new words

[TawnyVonJagger]

Thebottomline
Slacker
Rav_Sputnuk
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
Angry Jew
Ghey_Man
dong dokken
cultofmanson

Just...meh.

[GrayAntiMatter]

Lickety
The_Mummy
The Slider
The Jester
Vinyl_Mafia
Rav
panteraman319
Heenan Snuka
Ghey_Man
Moggio

[TawnyVonJagger]

Douches that weren't listed that should be...

Winter
Absolutely Fabulous
Dance4U
Peaches
HBB and her nymphs

[HueyRamone]

I cant decide if I'm not named because no one thinks I'm a giant douche, in which case I'm happy...... or if I'm not named cause no one can even remember I'm here, in which case I'm sad.

[Calexxia]

I cant decide if I'm not named because no one thinks I'm a giant douche, in which case I'm happy...... or if I'm not named cause no one can even remember I'm here, in which case I'm sad.

You're unforgettable.

And fucking hell, now I have Nat King Cole stuck in my head.

Which, just for that, sorta makes you just a LITTLE bit of a douchebag!

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".

Actually, you just misspelled it as well.

Go you.

Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack


Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag.

Nope. In order for your post to be correct it would have to be -

"Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Polock". "

Deal with it quietly.[/quote]

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Saracapri is the one who spelled it "Pollock", you fucking jap sucking mongoloid. She meant to say "Polack" but instead spelled it "Pollock". I thought when they called you King of The Retards it was just hyperbole...

How wrong I was