The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

[SanityClause]

I nominate the following.

Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
Chowderheadcheerleader
Angry Jew
Jake Yonkle
Lickety Split
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
cultofmanson
HairBangersBall

[graveyardtramp]

I cant decide if I'm not named because no one thinks I'm a giant douche, in which case I'm happy...... or if I'm not named cause no one can even remember I'm here, in which case I'm sad.

I was thinking the same thing!

[McGuirk]

Me, for reading through this shit.

[Pill]

Pill= Has way too much time on his hands, likes to play internet detective and has nothing but assumptions at the end of his investigations. A prick.

Hi Pastor of Muppets. Guess the toe_cramp nym didn't work so well, did it?

[chickenona]

Pill is made of fucking awesome.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

I nominate the following.

Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
SanityClause
Angry Jew
Jake Yonkle
Lickety Split
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
cultofmanson
HairBangersBall

and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!

[ozzyrulz777]

Douches that weren't listed that should be...


HBB and her nymphs

I listed her.

[Punk]

I bet you could quote the fuck out of a pic of a horse fucking a woman though.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

Damn.

Expose a couple of nyms and it turns into a douche tsunami.

[Shiraz]

You expected anything else BLP?

[Doogie]

and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!

LMAO, you're such a pathetic, whimpering, crybaby cunt. Did you walk around high school with a perma-wedgie or some shit? You're like some gay internet superhero wannabe - who fights for internet niceties, e-harmony & meaningful board relationships.

Captain Cockbite has COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!

LMAO, you're such a pathetic, whimpering, crybaby cunt. Did you walk around high school with a perma-wedgie or some shit? You're like some gay internet superhero wannabe - who fights for internet niceties, e-harmony & meaningful board relationships.

Captain Cockbite has COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

You REALLY are a VAIN child aren't you? You would think I would waste my time spreading shit across a board over you? Don't hold your cock stinking breath too long you gay little child. Your fantasies of other men being gay on here are really putting you into the same category as RAV.

oh, and NEWSFLASH: I am not into little boys (or grown up ones either for that matter), SO go find your man-love somewhere else! Don't be shy, it's o.k. to follow your heart.

You really are so fucking full of yourself...

[Doogie]

Nothing worth a fucking shit, as usual.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

The same tired "Look at me!" posts as usual

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

[Doogie]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.

Nope, just clarification. Makes it easier for small children such as yourself to catch the important key words they would otherwise miss.

Besides, you're the one who types ALL his messages out like this.

You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.

Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.

Typical crap.

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

[Doogie]

You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.

That's just fucking idiotic.

What a surprise.

[Doogie]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

Is this the part where you start swirling my balls around in your mouth?

[chickenona]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.

Well, its good that you are finally admitting to being a douche, but Doogie isn't the "other douche" in this instance.

Nope, that would be YOU and chickenona at this point.

Suck on Doogie's dick you fucking inbred chumps. Neither of you are really winning any popularity contests around here either, so bitching about it would be simply a pot calling a kettle black.

That better? I figured I needed to lower the intelligence of my posts for the three of you to understand.

I only point out the truth.

[ozzyrulz777]

I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.

when did this fucker become so cool? fuck it it's way beyond me to even speculate. (flash some boobs girls and get on with it...)

Or in your case flash some dog teets and get on with it.

[cookie]

grrr

Is that your best chat up line?

[Pill]

Nice assumption Sherlock

Your dipshittery knows no bounds!

You have yet to tell me I'm wrong.

[TheCULTofMANSON]

i hereby nominate iggy. he failed to listen to the masterpiece that is The Cult's Born Into This, and talked shit about it without even having listend to it! also some of his posts about bands/music are just ridiculous, while others r brilliant. dont get it the other reason im nominating him is so he will get some sun and fresh air in 2009, and finally decide to rock his bald head without the knitted hat he wars every day inside and out!lol

2nd nominee is foreignstargazer/ovd



CFFC 2009 new album and tours!

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I feel the same way about Kockstar. What fucking idiot in their right mind would post shit like that? Really. Easily Douchebag of The Year Award.

[MurrayFiend]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

Hahahaha, so true.

[Ugmo]

I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.

[gr8twhte]

I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.

This.

Hmm, the guy who posted his asshole or the Fiendsta? Not a tough choice, really. Douche.