The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

[Doogie]

Nothing worth a fucking shit, as usual.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

The same tired "Look at me!" posts as usual

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

[Doogie]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.

HACK

Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.

Nope, just clarification. Makes it easier for small children such as yourself to catch the important key words they would otherwise miss.

Besides, you're the one who types ALL his messages out like this.

You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.

Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.

Typical crap.

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

[Doogie]

You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.

That's just fucking idiotic.

What a surprise.

[Doogie]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

Is this the part where you start swirling my balls around in your mouth?

[chickenona]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

[ChowderheadCheerleader]

Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.

Well, its good that you are finally admitting to being a douche, but Doogie isn't the "other douche" in this instance.

Nope, that would be YOU and chickenona at this point.

Suck on Doogie's dick you fucking inbred chumps. Neither of you are really winning any popularity contests around here either, so bitching about it would be simply a pot calling a kettle black.

That better? I figured I needed to lower the intelligence of my posts for the three of you to understand.

I only point out the truth.

[ozzyrulz777]

I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.

when did this fucker become so cool? fuck it it's way beyond me to even speculate. (flash some boobs girls and get on with it...)

Or in your case flash some dog teets and get on with it.

[cookie]

grrr

Is that your best chat up line?

[Pill]

Nice assumption Sherlock

Your dipshittery knows no bounds!

You have yet to tell me I'm wrong.

[TheCULTofMANSON]

i hereby nominate iggy. he failed to listen to the masterpiece that is The Cult's Born Into This, and talked shit about it without even having listend to it! also some of his posts about bands/music are just ridiculous, while others r brilliant. dont get it the other reason im nominating him is so he will get some sun and fresh air in 2009, and finally decide to rock his bald head without the knitted hat he wars every day inside and out!lol

2nd nominee is foreignstargazer/ovd



CFFC 2009 new album and tours!

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I feel the same way about Kockstar. What fucking idiot in their right mind would post shit like that? Really. Easily Douchebag of The Year Award.

[MurrayFiend]

Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.

Hahahaha, so true.

[Ugmo]

I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.

[gr8twhte]

I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.

This.

Hmm, the guy who posted his asshole or the Fiendsta? Not a tough choice, really. Douche.

[Ugmo]

Heavens, what have I done? I was just joking around about that douchebag Murrayfiend being a douche. Sheesh.

[Heenan Snuka]

cant think of 10 but Ill say StopImAlreadyDead is an easy #1

[MurrayFiend]

Heavens, what have I done? I was just joking around about that douchebag Murrayfiend being a douche. Sheesh.

That's a shame, as I thought you were being quite perceptive!

You need to stop existing.

And Ugmo, quit stealing .dot.'s thunder. That's my job.

[Ugmo]

Abe, dude, you appear to be heading for the access ramp to Meltdown Highway again. Make that U-turn before it gets ugly again, for everybody's sake.

[Ugmo]

Hey, this is how it starts. I had a meltdown once myself, but I think I got away with it.

Just a friendly word of advice anyway!

[MurrayFiend]

Oh, SOOOOOOOOO witty!


You graduated high school yet, junior?

Ooh, well-played. You've still got it, Abe; don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

By "it", of course, I mean a fourth chin.

[MurrayFiend]

Oh, SOOOOOOOOO witty!


You graduated high school yet, junior?

Ooh, well-played. You've still got it, Abe; don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

By "it", of course, I mean a fourth chin.

So, back to school Monday then?

Yeah. Come speak at our Career Day next month! We haven't got any overweight, mediocre drummers who've exaggerated their former band's accomplishments. I think it's all policemen and shit.

[MurrayFiend]

Why did you leave The Joys, by the way?

I think Abe stated that there were creative differences as well. They didn't think it was a good move to be posting pictures of his anus on a message board. I hear that their new non-anus posting drummer is fitting in quite nicely with them.

This post made me imagine an awesome scene in which the Joys confronted Abe about the anus pic, with a Sludge window open displaying the thread in which it was originally posted.

"But I can ekthplain! You thee, there wath thith guy called 'deathcurthe', and...."

[TawnyVonJagger]

Thebottomline
Slacker
Rav_Sputnuk
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
Angry Jew
Ghey_Man
dong dokken
cultofmanson

Just...meh.

Amended!

Slacker
Rav_Sputnik
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
ChowderheadCheerleader
Ghey_Man
BigHairTightPants
manofmetal

Good fucking God, that's a steaming pile of shit there. Some more than others.

[MurrayFiend]

Did you envision this between 3rd. period and study hall at your Jr. High?

Actually, they have only ever seen this page once, and that was when I showed it them sometime on tour...you know, when you jackyls were ganging up on my singer and calling her a fat dyke etc.

We all laughed at what sad-sacks you are and then went on with our day...
kind of like what I am doing now.


BYE BYE!

It really doesn't take much, does it?

[panteraman319]

Thebottomline
Slacker
Rav_Sputnuk
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
Angry Jew
Ghey_Man
dong dokken
cultofmanson

Just...meh.

Amended!

Slacker
Rav_Sputnik
Heenan Snuka
panteraman319
check123check
ChowderheadCheerleader
Ghey_Man
BigHairTightPants
manofmetal

Good fucking God, that's a steaming pile of shit there. Some more than others.

Comming from a CUNT like you im flattered

[upinsmoke]

Nice try, jerk off. But I wont take your bait.

Famous last words

Fuck, I just imagined that in Scooby's voice.