What's the worst thread going...

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

in the Lounge right now, and why?

There's tough competition at the moment, but my vote goes to

*drum roll*

the "hot female ass appreciation thread" by AmericanJackass. Congratulations!

Seriously, everybody knows how to browse for porn. Then there's still dumbasses like VinnieKulick or AttorneyJohn. Well, even those mental cripples add some apologetic twist to their nonsense, like asking you to vote for one of a bunch of different whores who share some theme. Whatever. This specimen here doesn't do shit but post about 200 pictures a day into a thread nobody but him frequents. Nobody. Let it sink in. That is about a fifth of the participants of the person above you abomination. This all wouldn't be as bad if I didn't like to get drunk and, being the completist that I am, click aimlessly on every thread there is, only to be stuck on a page freezing up my shitty computer with a million huge pictures that hero put up from cheap amateur porn pages.

AmericanJackass, since I don't recall ever reading one actual word from you, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you can read and take a hint: the only way posting random amateur porn day in, day out, is if it's from Rocketqueen's pay website. Are we clear?

[Metal Sludge]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

[Landshark2000]

I agree. Post nice asses is one thing, but everytime you open the fucking thread you are looking right at some bimbo's tonsils ... from the bottom up. SLD is right, if you want to see porn, everyone knows where to find it.

[upinsmoke]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

Please do.

[Metal Sludge]

Did.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

This is the kind of hate you want this board to aspire to?

The target of the thread is the easiest thread to pick on, the dude behind it has to be half retarded to think he is performing some kind of service for this site.

How do you expect to get some hate thrown around this board if that is the type of poster you want to hate?

What is he really going to be able to do to retaliate against your tirade? Post some hot asses?

I didn't ask your whiny ass to comment on my choice, but to present one of your own. Can you do that? If not, get the fuck out and keep playing grab ass with one of your insignificant buddies next door.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Okay, once again: I'm not claiming to be able to turn pathetic passive-aggressiveness into premium hate in the twinkling of an eye. With threads like this, which only require easy, innocuous answers anybody (well, but you, apparently) can provide, I'm merely loosening up Sludge's asshole by slowly inserting a hatelubed finger in order to make room for an elbow-deep grudge-fist fuck orgy that will rival the days of yore. Then I'll come back to guys like you who doubted me, and make you smell my proverbial wrist, which will have all the smeary mediocre shit paste of resistance stuck on its manly shapes. You will barf and I will stick your face in it, laughing.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Both of you STFU and take it to The Lounge.

[Punk]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

I think you just sent Poison Dragon, Machado, and Thor boy into depression.

[Metal Sludge]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

I think you just sent Poison Dragon, Machado, and Thor boy into depression.

I was hoping for a little "lost my post count" meltdown, but no one seems to have noticed.

Kids these days....

[Machado]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

I think you just sent Poison Dragon, Machado, and Thor boy into depression.

I do feel some sadness. Depression would be a lie.

I can not speak for La Dragon or Thor's guitar player.

[Luminiferous]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

I think you just sent Poison Dragon, Machado, and Thor boy into depression.

I was hoping for a little "lost my post count" meltdown, but no one seems to have noticed.

Kids these days....

^^^^ sounds disappointed

[Punk]

^^^is showcasing for A & R reps

[Metal Sludge]

Don't even try it, you two.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

^^^Putting The_Smackdown

[Punk]

[Scaryhead]

I would have to say the douchebag thread degenerated into an open mike night for the douchebags themselves.

What started off promising, quickly became a self-fulfilling topic.

At this point, any vinegar filled Super Soaker still squirting their own stale dick cheese back up into that collapsed Fallopian tube of a thread readily deserves to be nominated for contention.

[GrayAntiMatter]

The Person Above Me Thread.

That stupid thing is always in my way. I think I'm gonna delete it.

THANK YOU!

I would vote for banning anyone that restarts it!

[Luminiferous]

How many ban cards you have left?

[deathcurse]

^^^is showcasing for A & R reps

This is The Person Above Me Thread summarized in one post. 98% of the posts were about the person's avatar, sig, or title.

[GrayAntiMatter]

^^^is showcasing for A & R reps

This is The Person Above Me Thread summarized in one post. 98% of the posts were about the person's avatar, sig, or title.

^^ Loves Pugs! They're tasty!

[GrayAntiMatter]

How many ban cards you have left?

NOT ENOUGH!




Ive actually never PMd the mod for anything...ever...hell, if I did I would fix my screenname!

[Metal Sludge]

THANK YOU!

I would vote for banning anyone that restarts it!

When you guys "vote" it always makes me laugh.
There is no such thing as Sludge Democracy.
Only the result of my whims and mood swings.

What's wrong with your screen name?

[GrayAntiMatter]

THANK YOU!

I would vote for banning anyone that restarts it!

When you guys "vote" it always makes me laugh.
There is no such thing as Sludge Democracy.
Only the result of my whims and mood swings.

Well the "vote" was tongue in cheek. Its pretty obvious that the place is ruled with the Iron Fist...


And I should have used caps on the GAM....ah well....

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I'm merely loosening up Sludge's asshole by slowly inserting a hatelubed finger in order to make room for an elbow-deep grudge-fist fuck orgy that will rival the days of yore. Then I'll come back to guys like you who doubted me, and make you smell my proverbial wrist, which will have all the smeary mediocre shit paste of resistance stuck on its manly shapes. You will barf and I will stick your face in it, laughing.

This could possibly be the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life.


"Hatelubed" is my new band name.

[Punk]

I was rather fond of 'smeary mediocre shit paste of resistance' myself.

[upinsmoke]

Rump bump