Groupies

[chickenona]

Okay, okay, so Stoner has been calling me out for not smacking Sludgerizator down because she's always been such a flattering contributor to my Clive thread. So I'm forced to admit I've worn kid gloves around a boneheaded poster because I've been getting my butt kissed. But goddammit, I'm not the only one.

Over the past couple of years there's been this influx of medium dumb/douchey posters who are harmless but worthless - they add nothing to the board in terms of quality, but they aren't offensive or interesting enough to use for a tardball either. And these posters always seem to glom onto some of us old-timers and kiss our butts either publicly, in PM or both, as a sort of insurance against being attacked by the alphas for being boring and stupid. It puts us in a sucky position because it doesn't make us actually like these posters, it just makes us feel too guilty to call them out on their assholery.

Well, no more. It's time to be cruel dishonorable bitches and renounce the groupies to whom we're civil because they're ass-kissers. This thread is for anybody who's been itching to tell off one of their ass-kissers in the cruelest manner they can think of.

Besides the fawning, duplicitous attention whore we now know Sludgerizator to be, I have another Clivetard to renounce here, screen siren. I respect the fact that some people don't like pot and I have no illusions that it's not all rainbows and stars, it can be bad for some people and smoking anything is bad for your lungs, blah, blah, blah. But I'm at the end of my rope with this bitch's cockamamie agenda about pot and other social topics she's posted about. I have never seen a single human spew more dangerously stupid misinformation about drugs, domestic violence, or womens' rights. You can always tell when screensiren is wrong - she is posting.

So who are YOUR retard groupies? I know I'm not the only one who's had them.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Although I'm hardly a groupie expert, I will say this: if douche bags PM you wanting to be your friends, you're doing something wrong. In fact, if anybody PMs you out of the blue wanting to be your friend, you're doing something wrong. But fortunately, you just made the first step again to be considered a total elitist twat to be either attacked or respectfully shunned, which is just the way nature intended Sludgers to exist. Kudos.

[GrayAntiMatter]

I dont know wtf pinkie is crying about now.

Everybody wants to be my friend.

[Metal Sludge]

I'm not sure that "Groupies" is the correct title for this thread Chicke.

While everything you said is true, the worthlessness isn't just confined to the new girls around here. There's a whole slew of guys that fall squarely in to that catagory. Not all are new either.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

The Jester is the biggest groupie cunt on here. His is my favorite type, too: the one that thinks it could get away with being mean after a while. Unfortunately he seems to have given up already.

I dont know wtf pinkie is crying about now.

Everybody wants to be my friend.

They're just feeling sorry for you. Sorry. I mean, uh.. damn.

[Succubyss]

ZVD sucking up to SatanHimself. I woulda had more respect for the guy if he had asked to have that sig removed. Instead he begged for something that supposedly went against all his personal beliefs and maintained it just so he could say "SATANHIMSELF featured ME in one of his famous photoshops - I AM KEWL!"

Or any thread where ZVD tries to keep up and fails and then has to suck ass.

S (sorry, I don't have my own groupies. I'm far too elusive)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I remember when Printheth used to PM SLD and fawn over how pawpular he was.

Good times...

[chickenona]

I'm not sure that "Groupies" is the correct title for this thread Chicke.

While everything you said is true, the worthlessness isn't just confined to the new girls around here. There's a whole slew of guys that fall squarely in to that catagory. Not all are new either.

Yeah, "groupies" is not gender-specific in this case. Most of the people I'm talking about are guys. My two worst just happen to be girls.

[Metal Sludge]

My list is so long, I don't know where to begin.

But I think The Toxx Clause, might be a good place.

(Toxx Clause? Is that right?)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I don't get it.

The Toxx Clause is your groupie?

[deathcurse]

bas fits the criteria of a poster who's absolutely worthless in every way - so uninteresting that he wouldn't make a good punching bag. I think he was gone for awhile and didn't know The Mummy is the board pariah so when he came back he was like "How's the cat, old chap?"

[Metal Sludge]

I don't get it.

The Toxx Clause is your groupie?

No, it's a good way to start weeding out the people that bug me.
I guess I could just ban them for nothing, but that's not really any fun.

I don't have any groupies, I leave that to the CEO.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I remember when Printheth used to PM SLD and fawn over how pawpular he was.

Good times...

What the fuck? I totally forgot about that until you mentioned it. I wish I had that shit saved. That was so shameless and literal my current self would have cried alternym. Didn't I drunkenly post she was pretty compared to someone lately? Damn. My superego should beat my slutty subconscious to death right about now.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Careful, someone's going to figure out that you post at that other place sometimes.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Every time you remember shit, it makes you look sober and inferior.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'm a fucking pothead, I don't remember shit. That's why I have it all written down in several leather bound volumes.

[Gritt]

This is an interesting take on things. I never considered comparing posters to groupies but it makes sense. I have to admit that it's kinda nice being a poster of little or no consequence. Not even being a blip on the radar saves getting torched a lot of the time.

[gr8twhte]

Although I'm hardly a groupie expert, I will say this: if douche bags PM you wanting to be your friends, you're doing something wrong. In fact, if anybody PMs you out of the blue wanting to be your friend, you're doing something wrong. But fortunately, you just made the first step again to be considered a total elitist twat to be either attacked or respectfully shunned, which is just the way nature intended Sludgers to exist. Kudos.

Check your pm's!

[chickenona]

Goddammit, screen siren, this thread could have been a chance to redeem yourself and all you did was drive my point home with that post. Your idiocy is twofold:

First, reading comprehension - or lack thereof. I never said you - or anyone else - had PM'd me. I mentioned you and Sludgerizator specifically because you are my personal examples of this phenomenon. I haven't slapped the shit out of you yet owing to my Clive thread. But I do know plenty of other posters who've been PM'd by douchebags as insurance against getting a public drubbing from them. So once again you demonstrate the main reason you're taking a total beatdown in that Alcoholism thread - your reading comprehension, along with your ability to back your shit up, is crap.

Then comes the second tier of your assault on Hatas decency, your effort to insult me. Don't get me wrong, I expect and even encourage angry flames from people I give shit to on here. That's kind of the purpose of Hatas. But all you can come up with is "bull dyke"? I've spent the past six months handing everybody here material about me that can be used to glorious effect in a flame war. I admit to copious drug use, sometimes when I'm driving and supervising minors. I spent months over the summer flirting - publicly, heavily and very nauseatingly - with the maladjusted whoremonger Itjogs. I have well-documented wacky left-wing political and social ideals with no roots in reality. I LET MY KID POST HERE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! THE MATERIAL PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF AND ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS "BULL DYKE"?!?!?!

Now, if you'd accused me of at least being a craven brown-noser because Stoner been giving me shit, you might have been onto something. That at least has a shred of truth in it, I did start this thread because she's been calling me out. But instead you go for the predictable and idiotic "old lesbian" flame.

Goddammit, you medium-douche people need it all fucking spelled out for you, then you need all the work done for you. I'm more glad than ever I started this thread, you're dumber than I thought.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Do all Down Syndrome folks believe The Jedi Mind Trick is real? Because I can't really think of another reason why an obvious mental inferior would try to convince me (and others) that the reason I pick on her is because I want to eat her haggard box, not because she spews a constant litany of retardation and failure.

screensimpleton - you aren't an object of desire, you're an object of ridicule. Quit making me out to be a top in waiting - you're fucking stupid, bitch. I don't like stupid bitches. Please take a moment to stretch your fucking peabrain around that and sit with it for a moment or five.

[Punk]

Do all Down Syndrome folks believe The Jedi Mind Trick is real?

"I heard you did some jokes about me."
"No you didn't."
"Maybe I didn't. I'm gonna go beat up the fool who told me them lies."

[chickenona]

I spent months over the summer flirting - publicly, heavily and very nauseatingly - with the maladjusted whoremonger Itjogs.

Look at this shit.

Less than a year ago you're enticing me, luring me in to play with a star over my head, when in fact I'm perfectly happy just creating situations where I can watch innocent bystanders get shot down trying to see some tit. But I fall for it, and sign up, only to be run around on all year long, and eventually just being released and having you telling everyone its because "He's maladjusted".

Its like I'm Pacman Jones and you're the Dallas Cowboys.

See, sports analogies and I aren't really the best of friends. You say "Pacman Jones" and all I can think of is some dude whose neck is way wider than his head.

And let me assure you, when I say you're maladjusted, I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[chickenona]

Yes, it has. And I'm sure since you've made it to the first string of Sludge with your whoremongering ways, you've got some brain-dead admirers you want to publicly humiliate in this thread.

[Punk]

Talk to Roadhead.

I would advise against such an endeavor.

[chickenona]

I didn't say shit about no bikini shorts. You did that on your own, slicer. I refuse to take responsibility for that image.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Has anybody else noticed that I can be nowhere around, yet screensimpleton always shows up squawking about how I'm stalking her? Any MRDD specialists in the house know if this common behavior or is this more along the lines of a head injury case? I work with crackheads and dopefiends who seem to be capable of showing a little more restraint.

Thanks in advance.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

To those who profess to holding all the different positions in a small town medical centre: Please say a big HELLO to Dr Rick Springfeild for us .

Also, can someone please tell this decrepit bag of Alzheimers that while he might be all the rage in her third world nursing home, that guy hasn't been relevant here or in any industrialized nation in almost 30 years.

JesusGeritolChrist on a Soap Opera, this shit writes itself.

[MotleyMaiden]

Has anybody else noticed that I can be nowhere around, yet screensimpleton always shows up squawking about how I'm stalking her? Any MRDD specialists in the house know if this common behavior or is this more along the lines of a head injury case? I work with crackheads and dopefiends who seem to be capable of showing a little more restraint.

Thanks in advance.

I think her behavior may be the result of a severe traumatic brain injury that occurred at some point in her life. Having worked with these pt's, I can attest that many of them become severely imbalanced and unable to control themselves in ways that society finds acceptable.

She actually kind of reminds me of a pt that I had once that had part of her temporal lobe removed due to a traumatic injury.

Perhaps she needs our pity? After all, she must have difficulty just tying her shoes in the morning.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Yeah, I asked because she seems to have that lack of impulse control that's reminiscent of Gary Busey.

[MotleyMaiden]

She was probably attacked by one of those crazed, violent pot smokers she talks about. That would certainly explain her hatred of marijuana. Perhaps they jumped from a tree to attack her with a machete.

She makes Gary Busey look like a well mannered, in control Einstein.