Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:47 pm
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Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:24 am
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:49 pm
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:10 pm
enter your username wrote:
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:37 am
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=206906&start=60ZVD wrote:Stop trying to be clever, you aren't very good at it. At best you're an "yeah I know, huh" sidekick to the small number of trolls that have had a hardon for me this year.
"Small number of trolls".
"This year".
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:18 am
I never thought Zakk would be able to top his "Sometimes I go to bed at night and think "Man, today was great
day on Sludge" faggotry until I read this shit about him fucking his girlfriend and bringing deathcurse into it:
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=207147&p=4268712#p4268712
Seriously, how in the fuck do you look at your bitch and say, "Honey, tonight we're going to try to fuck to
Rush because deathcurse issued a challenge on the internet."
And even more serious, what bitch doesn't look at you and immediately say "Get the fuck out"?
This girl has to be a real piece of work.
day on Sludge" faggotry until I read this shit about him fucking his girlfriend and bringing deathcurse into it:
ZakkVanDime wrote:no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up.
seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remote*
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=207147&p=4268712#p4268712
Seriously, how in the fuck do you look at your bitch and say, "Honey, tonight we're going to try to fuck to
Rush because deathcurse issued a challenge on the internet."
And even more serious, what bitch doesn't look at you and immediately say "Get the fuck out"?
This girl has to be a real piece of work.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:46 am
Or imaginary..
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:59 pm
This thread just keeps on giving.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:34 am
ZakkVanDime wrote:no but I did take up deathcurse's challenge to try to get laid to a Rush song. Actually made it through half a verse of "Tom Sawyer" before I lost my erection and her vag dried up.
seriously, she laughed and said "tell that deathcurse guy we tried, but.....no." *reaches for remote*
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:52 am
Beat ya to it.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:15 pm
True, but it was worth repeating. That one will be worth requoting as a paragon of douchebaggery long after he is gone from this board.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Beat ya to it.
It has "Owned and Schooled" potential. Nome sane?
eta - This was one of those quotes where I tried to think of some crack to go with it, but really, there is nothing I could have added to make it funnier or more sad. Except maybe the visual of Zack airdrumming while in the act.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:59 pm
I'm still not so sure that it beats admitting to going to bed and thinking that it was a good day on Sludge.
At least it involves him being in some pussy, even if she was thinking about deathcurse.
At least it involves him being in some pussy, even if she was thinking about deathcurse.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:06 pm
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:06 am
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:20 am
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:01 pm
Motherfucker!Those office temps aren't fucking around are they?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:26 pm
enter your username wrote:SatanHimself wrote:
unreal!
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:27 pm
enter your username wrote:SatanHimself wrote:
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:39 pm
self-ownage
ZakkVanDime wrote:shaved my head for the first time today:
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:33 pm
His girlfriend's arms are MUCH less hairy.
I'm NOT digging the chromedome, but hey....he knows that in my phone, he's listed as Zakkvandumbass, anyway!
I'm NOT digging the chromedome, but hey....he knows that in my phone, he's listed as Zakkvandumbass, anyway!
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:57 pm
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:17 pm
Apparently his church is progressive and doesn't object to the celebration of evil that is Halloween? After all, they certainly allow him to be a "rock star" every weekend, right?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:20 pm
NO WAY, HE IS NOT ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:53 pm
Amazing that such a thing could exist, huh?
Yeah, shocks shit out of me, too.
Yeah, shocks shit out of me, too.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:08 pm
I'll be amazed if they even get to the ceremony.enter your username wrote:How many think the marriage will last more than a year? Over and under time. I say under.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:34 pm
I didn't knew a homosapien would want to marry zakk.
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:39 pm
Their engagement pic was posted already.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:05 pm
I've met her in person. So has LarsMcBrain.grishnak boss wrote:I didn't knew a homosapien would want to marry zakk.
Has anyone actually seen "her" walking on 2 legs or you people assumed it shares the same DNA as us?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:38 pm
She did not appear to be be pregnant at the end of August, nor has anyone confirmed if she is pregnant, to my knowledge.enter your username wrote:Was she walking on 2 legs? How many months pregnant is she?Calexxia wrote:
I've met her in person. So has LarsMcBrain.
She was walking on two legs. She's actually cute, if you like that type and seemed like a nice enough gal.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:41 pm
I heard she's a bit of a hefer but she's not pregnant. She was a single mom when zvd met her so at this point the Earth hasn't been cursed with any ZVbabies yet.