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Calexxia wrote:Not to get too personal with someone else's information, but he has known her at least since January. I'm sure someone can look up when they started dating, seeing as ZVD posted about their one-month anniversary.

I forgot about that. LOL What a joke. I'm sure he'd whine that we're talking about his personal life too even though we're just talking about the shit he repeated countless times on this board.

They went to the Cheesecake Factory and he had the best steak he ever had in his life. Then she sucked on stanley during the ride home and he blew baby gravy all over the steering wheel and nearly wrecked his car which isn't a big deal since he's missed two payments and it's about to be repossessed.

Loser.

ZakkVanDime wrote:Abortion: No different than slavery. You're essentially taking an entire class of innocent Americans and taking away ALL their rights in the name of convenience and lifestyle. Someday society will evolve past this barbarism just like we did that one.

ZakkVanDime wrote:My new son and I are going as Nacho Libre and Esqueleto. Halloween night is my new daughter's 8th birthday and we're throwing her a Twilight party. She's gonna be a vampire. Not sure what my fiancee is going as yet.

I totally wanted to go as zombie Ted Kennedy and have Mrs. VanDime go as that girl that he killed, but I didn't want to have to explain it to a bunch of 2nd graders.

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SoulsOfBlack wrote:Fuck, that was one of his lamest posts ever.

He tries to mention his new family in every post now. Looking forward to the meltdown when this thing implodes. "I long for death!" LOL, what a fucking loser.

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How come when you click on that link it says "The requested topic does not exist."? Did he have it removed?

I doubt the moderator would accommodate that request. It probably just expired. Good thing his pity fast was saved.

ZakkVanDime wrote:
I fucking just lost my wife whom I loved passionately, my house, my friends, my ministry and career, fucking EVERYTHING all at the same time. Any ONE of those things could possibly cripple a man, but I got them ALL AT ONCE. I was betrayed and stabbed in the back by my wife and my best friends.

mullet_head wrote: How the fuck did the ZVD managed to lose all that in one swing?

The house I get it, but did the bitch also got to keep his ministry and career, won custody of their friends, or what?

Did Zakk went out for a smoke and when he came back his wife had taken everything including his job?

enter your username wrote: The new one will probably get him to adopt the kids and then kick him to the curb and hit him up for child support. His faith in Jesus is going to be tested again.

MickeyG wrote: I mean, we don't know enough about her to judge.

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enter your username wrote: The new one will probably get him to adopt the kids and then kick him to the curb and hit him up for child support. His faith in Jesus is going to be tested again.

Yeah it's going to be a trainwreck, and we'll all go to bed thinking "man sludge was great today!" when it happens.

MickeyG wrote: I mean, we don't know enough about her to judge.

Neither does him, that's the point.

@calexxia: Don't stop being such a venomous bitch.

MickeyG wrote:I think you guys are being a little harsh on Zakk and his soon to be new wife.

I mean, we don't know enough about her to judge.

So to help us out, Zakk should get her to join here.

enter your username wrote: and hit him up for child support.

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mullet_head wrote: Neither does him, that's the point.

Roibo Jesus told him it's the right thing to do. He's broke, can't pay his rent, credit cards maxed. The solution is to find a complete stranger with a couple young children and marry her. The only way this makes sense is if the chick is loaded. She's not. So it doesn't make sense which is why Zakk is doing it. Maybe I just need to "evolve past my barbarism" to see why he is right all the time.

enter your username wrote:Roibo Jesus told him it's the right thing to do. He's broke, can't pay his rent, credit cards maxed. The solution is to find a complete stranger with a couple young children and marry her. The only way this makes sense is if the chick is loaded. She's not. So it doesn't make sense which is why Zakk is doing it. Maybe I just need to "evolve past my barbarism" to see why he is right all the time.

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mullet_head wrote: Neither does him, that's the point.

Roibo Jesus told him it's the right thing to do. He's broke, can't pay his rent, credit cards maxed. The solution is to find a complete stranger with a couple young children and marry her. The only way this makes sense is if the chick is loaded. She's not. So it doesn't make sense which is why Zakk is doing it. Maybe I just need to "evolve past my barbarism" to see why he is right all the time.

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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
When he's not busy saving people, he's worried about saving the Sludge boards.

Here's zvd's theme song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCm2CCm-Z3E


Don't forget to put your cape on, Captain!

(captain save a hoe)
Fuck that what they talkin about
I save a hoe yeah ha ha
Yeah baby, whats up you wanna get your hair done
Come on lets go down to Lee and Kim nails
We can get your nails done, get your hair done
What about your kids? how many kids you got? Two?
Ah, yeah thats cool we can go feed and clothe them kids
We can go down and get the hook up at Durant Square
Yeah baby I do anything for ya
Want you phone cranked on, I can get it cranked on to my name
Matter of fact I get you a cellular phone and a pager
We can get that package deal down there at Cellular One
Baby, Im here for you I got you

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