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Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:26 am
by Drunk Kennedy
A Keg Of Beer wrote:Damn sorry I'm late but I thought this was the ZVD bashing thread. Oh well my 0.02
I don't frequent the War Board that often (ok I never do) but with the recent election I did browse through some of the political threads that were in the Lounge. I guess I never really paid close attention to ZVD's posts because it wasn't until I started reading these threads I realized what an annoying tool he is. And no, I don't dislike him because he's a Republican. It's because he's an uninformed dipshit who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Especially on topics he clearly knows very little (if anything) at all. I've said it before - it's like he's proud of being really ignorant. And he doesn't mind showing you just how stupid he is.
this is pretty much how i feel about ZVD as well. i have said it b4, im a republican...and listening to ZVD makes me realize why so many people hate the party. stupid, uninformed fucks like him constantly yapping about shit they know NOTHING about.
believe me...we are not all like that. sadly...most people only see the ones that are.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:23 pm
by JohnDeaux
First of all, I don't know him in real life. But as far as the board and reading his shit for quite some time, I don't like the fucker at all. Why?
1) The above mentioned parroting and ill informed conservative spew.
2) The claims of "Christianity". Ya know what, asshole? It's people like you that drive people away from faith. They look at you, hear your claim, and after watching and listening to your actions, realise that organized religion is bullshit. In your case, it's most likely got you laid or helped you dry hump some poor girl in the youth group.
3) The waaaaaay overdone jumping on top of everything that may be a woman here. "Daddy likey..." Was that Christ's opening line to Mary Magdalene?
Misinformed hypocrite. Fuck You.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:09 pm
by Heenan Snuka
fuck that ugly piece-o-shit...what nationality is he anyway?
indian?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:46 pm
by Blind Lemon Pledge
Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck that ugly piece-o-shit...what nationality is he anyway?
indian?
I rue the day you figured out that you could do more on a computer than play Minesweeper.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:55 pm
by Punk
Ha!
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:18 pm
by Son_of_Sam_I_Am
I'm seeing a lot of venom toward Zakk's Christian beliefs.
Why aren't you defending your boy, ItJogs?
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:10 pm
by Iron Duck
Itjogsamongus wrote:Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Matthew 7:6
That shit's deep.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:14 pm
by Iron Duck
Itjogsamongus wrote:Kicks Ovid's ass.
Ovid's dead. See if he cares.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:47 pm
by Iron Duck
Itjogsamongus wrote:Once again, you're missing the argument Iron Duck.
Based on where they come from, he's getting his ass kicked by those words right fucking now.
Unclear reference. They = the words, or they = Matt and Ovie?
And if you're insinuating that Ovid's in hell, keep in mind Matt could be getting chewed to bits by Cerberus at this very moment also.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:17 pm
by Iron Duck
Itjogsamongus wrote:Iron Duck wrote:Itjogsamongus wrote:Once again, you're missing the argument Iron Duck.
Based on where they come from, he's getting his ass kicked by those words right fucking now.
Unclear reference. They = the words, or they = Matt and Ovie?
And if you're insinuating that Ovid's in hell, keep in mind Matt could be getting chewed to bits by Cerberus at this very moment also.
They = words
His = Ovid
I don't want to talk to you anymore about this topic. I was smart enough to avoid community college the first time around.
Yes, of course. The Bible being a big subject in community college courses I'm sure. However, your skipping of the essay writing portion is clear enough.
And here have I walked into the trap of being a shitty poster in somebody else's shitty poster thread.
Thank you.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:48 pm
by JakeYonkel
You'd like me too. I'm a good dude, despite what you may hear. Well, actually I don't really get called a bad guy, just stupid.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:01 pm
by JakeYonkel
True, but not a bad guy.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:10 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
That may be because the only people dense enough to think in categories like "good guys - bad guys" are, in fact, you and ZVD.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:17 pm
by Shiraz
Trash mouth, there is nothing pathetic about my birthday and my thread isn't over.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:43 pm
by Succubyss
The worst part of this thread is that Zakk will use it to make himself feel popular and a viable part of the "community".
S (doing my part to pile on)
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:49 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:51 am
by Son_of_Sam_I_Am
Zakk claims he's never visited Hatas and it's "beneath him."
LMAO!!!
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=188567&start=300
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:14 am
by SebastianLeeDanzig
Yeah, beneath him like choirboys before the wifey fucked his world.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:59 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=162409&start=90
ZakkVanDime wrote:witchbitch wrote:ZakkVanDime wrote:and now YOU just threadjacked it again because you just HAD to have the last word! fucking DERRRRRR
you ruined this thread, not me.
Oh, the irony.
it IS ironic how she always does that which she accuses me of doing.
Every time she melts down, she calls it my meltdown. Every time I call her on douching up a thread she says I'm doing it.
I don't own this threadjack. i didn't do anything wrong. Unless defending myself against idiots is wrong. Maybe because we all know Lickety isn't going to show up, they have to change the subject.
LMFAO!
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he didn't know witchy was talking about him or the fact that he's still insisting that it's everyone else who's jacking the thread and wanting the last word....WHILE HE HAS MORE POSTS ON THAT DUMB SHIT THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE THREAD.
Fuck The_Irony, somebody go wake up The_ mortherfucking Retarded.
I love how Zakk has more posts about threadjacking than I do, but now it's my fault.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:28 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:55 am
by chickenona
Jerkwater, USA wrote:
Hahaha, beautiful.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:04 am
by grishnak boss
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:58 am
by Calexxia
Zakk's not Catholic, he's evangelical (I'm not sure if he belongs to a specific denomination of Christianity).
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:24 pm
by grishnak boss
Calexxia wrote:
Zakk's not Catholic, he's evangelical (I'm not sure if he belongs to a specific denomination of Christianity).
Strawberry, almond or chocolate ice cream, you understood the point.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:32 pm
by grishnak boss
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:55 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
ZakkVanDime wrote:Nevermind came out 18 years ago. It COULD be considered Classic Rock.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:17 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
According to Zakk, he never tries to get the last word or threadjacks in the process of doing so - and if he does. it's only because someone else is doing it and accusing him of it. In fact, he went as far to say this gem o' tardation:
No it's what YOU do and what you're doing right now. You've even bumped threads three pages later just so you can get the last word, and within those words, accuse me of doing just that. Again, sweet irony.
Can someone...ANYONE...please provide me with a link or even remind me of an instance where I've bumped a thread from pages back just to have the last word? I don't think I'd do something like that because that's the kind of shit I make fun of people for.
And Zakk, you may say you don't post here, but I know for A FACT that you read it, so take your cock out of ass crack, man up for once in your life, and actually prove the bullshit that falls from your fingertips for once. Or you can continue threadjacking because you're scared to post here. Once again, I'm sure you'll choose the latter because you're ZakkVanDime and that's what you do.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:09 pm
by SebastianLeeDanzig
Good fucking god (yeah, I namedropped your gay lord in vain, deal with it), I think I just read the ZVD douche thread du jour. I almost thought the ridicule went overboard lately, but it turns out it's absolutely appropriate. Fucker makes the Lounge look like the 700 Club in even more retarded.
Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:30 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
No shit. Every time I start feeling sorry for his dumb ass, he goes and does something that reminds me why he deserves every last keystroke of ridicule that's sent his way.
It blows my mind that you guys think he's better than Jake Yonkel.
