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Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:00 pm**

I've actually been noticing a weird phenomenon with Zakk lately - the more ridicule gets thrown his way, the more he digs in and acts like a complete tool. He's going to eleven with the douchery lately.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 pm**

What's he done now? I mustn't frequent the threads where he unleashes his gayassery.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:43 pm**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
It blows my mind that you guys think he's better than Jake Yonkel.

Well, Jake does like baseball.

I guess, if I was Chicago, that would put him in my rankings somewhere just above Steve Bartman.

ZVD would be the equivalent of Jim Edmonds and his St. Louis marriage.

Hope that clears things up.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:06 pm**

MickeyG wrote:gayassery.

Beautiful!

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:23 pm**

chickenona wrote:
MickeyG wrote:gayassery.
Beautiful!

That's a good one.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:56 pm**

He just seems to have more balls of assbaggery in the air than ever in the last couple of months.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:24 am**

You have a gift for succinctly summing up exactly what is so wrong with everything this guy says. I can't compete.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:06 pm**

Man Sludge was AWESOME today!!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:00 pm**

Jerkwater, USA wrote:For fuck sake, I was dumb enough to vote for Reagan twice

So...you're NOT DimebagKyle?!?!?!?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:19 am**

Jerkwater, USA wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:According to Zakk, he never tries to get the last word or threadjacks in the process of doing so
He's out of control. He'll try to get the last word even though all he ever does is state someone else's opinion and then rephrase it in ten different ways. When he finally can't think of a way to rephrase Rush's point of view, he'll just say "erroneous" or post a emoticon. My favorite was when he was arguing that everything in the bible has been proven to be true by archaeological evidence and then after running out of things to say came back with "I don't care if you don't believe me." Never mind that he spent 10 pages telling you that "there is even a magazine published every month about it" and tons of other ridiculous horse shit.

He's proof that religion causes brain damage. For fuck sake, I was dumb enough to vote for Reagan twice but he's going to explain Reagan to me even though he was barely out of diapers in 1980. He's ridiculous.

And I agree 100% that he is getting worse. His latest is that the financial crisis was caused by liberals like George Bush forcing bankers to be altruistic.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:07 am**

enter your username wrote: Six months later and he's still stuck on stupid.

It's his natural state.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:01 am**

pwn'd!

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:25 pm**

Obsessed much?

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:15 am**

enter your username wrote:

unbelievable...this is as brutal as Sludge in the old days...I mean, this is Ozzy Stillbourne Sludge...

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:16 am**

hey "fanboi", how are your "girlies" treating you now?

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:38 pm**

ZVD wrote:...... but that doesn't stop me from gazing at the oncoming traffic and hoping that one of them careens off and plows into me head-on..

Is that a real quote?

I don't mean some shit that is taken out of context and/or manipulated for Hatas purposes either. I dont give a fuck about that shit.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:22 pm**

Man.

I have nothing for that.

Posted: **Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:40 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:42 pm**

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Obsessed much?

Again

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:21 am**

ZakkVanDumbass wrote:You know shit about shit and you bullshit your way through these threads with nonsense and ad hominem.

You are utterly worthless. Shut the fuck up and quit pretending that you know anything. You are wrong about everything.

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:10 pm**

enter your username wrote:

just when I thought it couldnt get any funnier, it did!...awesome pic e_y_u!!

fuck you ZVD !

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:51 pm**

zakk you're a fuckin idiot!!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:41 pm**

You are way too obsessed dude.

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:57 pm**

^^^^^^^

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:10 am**

enter your username wrote:

cant stop laughing everytime I see this, so let's have another look at it!

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:09 am**

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:20 am**

enter your username wrote:

where can i buy one of these Latoya Jackson dolls??

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:06 am**

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:30 pm**

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:You practically quote FNC verbatim then you disown them like Peter denying Christ so you can pretend like you thought it up on your own.

Hope I'm quoting the right guy here but man, that had me in stitches there.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:57 am**

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