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EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
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Dont want to get invovled .......but i have to say reading this thread is very fucking funny!!!
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I'm killing a little bit of time because I'm bored, poking fun at some random picture on the internet.
Read in to it what you will, you usually do.
Read in to it what you will, you usually do.
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Dear Joeboy,
You have zero flaming skills. Zero.
I don't know what in the fuckety fuck you are doing in this thread, but you really need to toddle over to another board before someone a lot meaner than me notices you're trying to put tard sprinkles on BlacknBlack's cake of self-ownage.
Your Pal,
Mitzi
You have zero flaming skills. Zero.
I don't know what in the fuckety fuck you are doing in this thread, but you really need to toddle over to another board before someone a lot meaner than me notices you're trying to put tard sprinkles on BlacknBlack's cake of self-ownage.
Your Pal,
Mitzi
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What??? You don't care? Well I....I.....Joeboy wrote: Thanks for your attention on this matter. I will be sure to file it in my "I don't give a fuck" file right now.
Oh my God.
Do you see what has just happened here? YOU HAVE JUST REVOLUTIONIZED ARGUING ON THE INTERNET!
I take back everything I said about your shitty flaming skills.
With one simple, pithy statement, you have completely shut me down. "I don't care." It's so simple. So poetic. Why has no one thought to use this before?
Mark my words. By tomorrow, thousands of people on message boards across the lands will have embraced your "I don't care" flame. I'm telling you - it's going to be huge.
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I have to admit, I'm dying to hear who some of the other greats are.
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A while ago you were running around posting pictures of that red headed chick claiming that she was your woman. And now you post a picture of her all up on some guy that you claim is not you. So, that leaves three scenarios:
1) You suffer from a raging case of Tattooed Lionitus. You posted pictures of some random chick on a message board trying to make your "existence" ( pay attention Joewhateverthefuck your name is) seem a little more crucial than an appendix.
2) That red head truly is your woman but that isn't you. That would make you a cuckold, which in itself is grounds to have you ridiculed beyond words. BUT the guy she is fucking instead of you has lips that if used as a flotation device could have saved everyone on the Titanic. That means you're uglier than him (or poorer).
3) In actuality, that is you in that photo and your pussy pump lips embarrass you.
Of the the three, the last scenario would make you seem the least pathetic. God gave you those lips, you can argue with God all you want but you will never win. Trust me I know from experience the last time I laughed at him , I tripped over my own foot in the middle of a basketball game with no one around. For me this was the first sign that God has a sense of humor. Looking at your picture is the second sign.
Keep owning, great one.
1) You suffer from a raging case of Tattooed Lionitus. You posted pictures of some random chick on a message board trying to make your "existence" ( pay attention Joewhateverthefuck your name is) seem a little more crucial than an appendix.
2) That red head truly is your woman but that isn't you. That would make you a cuckold, which in itself is grounds to have you ridiculed beyond words. BUT the guy she is fucking instead of you has lips that if used as a flotation device could have saved everyone on the Titanic. That means you're uglier than him (or poorer).
3) In actuality, that is you in that photo and your pussy pump lips embarrass you.
Of the the three, the last scenario would make you seem the least pathetic. God gave you those lips, you can argue with God all you want but you will never win. Trust me I know from experience the last time I laughed at him , I tripped over my own foot in the middle of a basketball game with no one around. For me this was the first sign that God has a sense of humor. Looking at your picture is the second sign.
Keep owning, great one.
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Mitzi Dupree wrote:What??? You don't care? Well I....I.....Joeboy wrote: Thanks for your attention on this matter. I will be sure to file it in my "I don't give a fuck" file right now.
Oh my God.
Do you see what has just happened here? YOU HAVE JUST REVOLUTIONIZED ARGUING ON THE INTERNET!
I take back everything I said about your shitty flaming skills.
With one simple, pithy statement, you have completely shut me down. "I don't care." It's so simple. So poetic. Why has no one thought to use this before?
Mark my words. By tomorrow, thousands of people on message boards across the lands will have embraced your "I don't care" flame. I'm telling you - it's going to be huge.
walking through the rooms in my head
i came across your image
you looked at me with that sweet smile and said
something they won't let me repeat
we hurt the ones we love the most
it's a subtle form of compliment
i don't care if you talk about me
i don't care if you write it out in stone
whenever i fall i land on my feet
i don't care, i just don't care
mark the spot you hate with an x
then shoot your bow and arrow
do your worst get it all off your chest
i'll hold my breath and swallow
we hurt the ones we love the most
it's a subtle form of discipline
i don't care if you talk about me
i don't care if you write it out in stone
whenever i fall i land on my feet
i don't care, i just don't care
i don't care if you act like a queen
i don't care if you take it out on me
i've got 9 lives and i land on my feet
i don't care, i just don't care
[out of the alley, i spoke came victoria]
[queen victoria sitting shocked upon the rocking horse]
[of a wave said to the laureate]
[this minx a course as sharp as any lynx]
[and blacker deeper than the drinks]
[as any hottentot without remorse]
[for the lynx said she and the drinks you can see]
[are hot as any hottentot and not the goods for me]
[hot as any hottentot and not the goods for me]
i don't care if you talk about me
i don't care if you write it out in stone
whenever i fall i land on my feet
i don't care, i just don't care
i don't care if you act like a queen
i don't care if you take it out on me
i've got 9 lives and i land on my feet
i don't care, i just don't care
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JDV never said wife.
But you did.
LOL
Self-Owned.
But you did.
LOL
Self-Owned.
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I specifically never called her your "wife." The reason being because I knew you would slip up. You referred to her as your "wife" under your other name. Good job.
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EXCUSE me....JDV wrote:Good job.
The word is OWNED.
LOL
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I was gonna say! As much as I hate the word 'owned', peaches just bought himself.JDV wrote:I specifically never called her your "wife." The reason being because I knew you would slip up. You referred to her as your "wife" under your other name. Good job.
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upinsmoke wrote:I was gonna say! As much as I hate the word 'owned', peaches just bought himself.JDV wrote:I specifically never called her your "wife." The reason being because I knew you would slip up. You referred to her as your "wife" under your other name. Good job.
Next he will be telling us she hasnt been decomposing for the last 3 years...
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LOLJDV wrote:I specifically never called her your "wife." The reason being because I knew you would slip up. You referred to her as your "wife" under your other name. Good job.
Pre-owned.
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Grendel wrote:SatanHimself wrote:
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LMBIH!
I have no idea what this means - I just saw Punk do it in another thread, so I figured it must be cool.
All I can come up with is Laugh My Butt In Half, but technically, isn't your butt already halved? That's gotta be wrong.
I have no idea what this means - I just saw Punk do it in another thread, so I figured it must be cool.
All I can come up with is Laugh My Butt In Half, but technically, isn't your butt already halved? That's gotta be wrong.
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I was always afraid to ask. That's why it took until 7th grade to figure out what a queef was.Mitzi Dupree wrote:LMBIH!
I have no idea what this means - I just saw Punk do it in another thread, so I figured it must be cool.
All I can come up with is Laugh My Butt In Half, but technically, isn't your butt already halved? That's gotta be wrong.
This is how far I got: Laughing My Black Incorporated Hasselh-off.
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BlacknBlack wrote:Geez, at least get my name rightSatanHimself wrote:
Sorry, those fuckin' lips and those fuckin' chins distracted me.
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Laugh my balls in half I *think*
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Bongo's? I would have said Parkay, but that wouldn't have fit. No, no, I know it's balls by now.Itjogsamongus wrote:Mitzi got everything but the "B".upinsmoke wrote:I was always afraid to ask. That's why it took until 7th grade to figure out what a queef was.Mitzi Dupree wrote:LMBIH!
I have no idea what this means - I just saw Punk do it in another thread, so I figured it must be cool.
All I can come up with is Laugh My Butt In Half, but technically, isn't your butt already halved? That's gotta be wrong.
This is how far I got: Laughing My Black Incorporated Hasselh-off.
I'll give you a hint.
What does Punk have two of that have never been played with by two women at the same time?
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Ok, I gotcha. So it's 'Laughing My Beers Incorporated Hasselhoff'... makes sense!Itjogsamongus wrote:Nope, wrong on both accounts.
The correct answer is beers.
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Halving a ball doesn't sound lighthearted or fun.
In fact, it sounds downright painful.
Almost as painful as looking at pictures of JackNWhack.
For the future, I'll stick with LMGDMDAO.
In fact, it sounds downright painful.
Almost as painful as looking at pictures of JackNWhack.
For the future, I'll stick with LMGDMDAO.
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Hmmm... Laughing... My... God... Damned...? mmm... Monkey... Dicked... Asshole... Off. I think I got it!Mitzi Dupree wrote:Halving a ball doesn't sound lighthearted or fun.
In fact, it sounds downright painful.
Almost as painful as looking at pictures of JackNWhack.
For the future, I'll stick with LMGDMDAO.
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You're all wrong, fuckers!
Laugh
My
Ballbag
In
Half
Laugh
My
Ballbag
In
Half
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Aww, shucks, what a surprise!Punk wrote:You're all wrong, fuckers!
Laugh
My
Ballbag
In
Half
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No edit there dumb ass. Let me explain something to you, you called her your wife. If I had edited the part where I called her your "woman", you would have me originally calling her your "wife" in your post. See how that works?BlacknBlack wrote:JDV wrote:A while ago you were running around posting pictures of that red headed chick claiming that she was your woman. And now you post a picture of her all up on some guy that you claim is not you. So, that leaves three scenarios:
1) You suffer from a raging case of Tattooed Lionitus. You posted pictures of some random chick on a message board trying to make your "existence" ( pay attention Joewhateverthefuck your name is) seem a little more crucial than an appendix.
2) That red head truly is your woman but that isn't you. That would make you a cuckold, which in itself is grounds to have you ridiculed beyond words. BUT the guy she is fucking instead of you has lips that if used as a flotation device could have saved everyone on the Titanic. That means you're uglier than him (or poorer).
3) In actuality, that is you in that photo and your pussy pump lips embarrass you.
Of the the three, the last scenario would make you seem the least pathetic. God gave you those lips, you can argue with God all you want but you will never win. Trust me I know from experience the last time I laughed at him , I tripped over my own foot in the middle of a basketball game with no one around. For me this was the first sign that God has a sense of humor. Looking at your picture is the second sign.
Keep owning, great one.
Check my posts, there is no record of me ever saying anything about some redhead being my wife. You're as blind as you are deluded.
You've just been owned by one of the greats!
Jesus Christ.
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Laughing My God Damned Mitzi Dupree Ass Off
That's what we used to say back in the olden days, before the wave of bourgeouis posters like Punk breezed in with their LMBIH crap.
That's what we used to say back in the olden days, before the wave of bourgeouis posters like Punk breezed in with their LMBIH crap.
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So that's where Stoner stole that. Too bad I was drunk during those olden days.