Luminiferous

[cookie]

Laugh my balls in half I *think*

[upinsmoke]

LMBIH!



I have no idea what this means - I just saw Punk do it in another thread, so I figured it must be cool.

All I can come up with is Laugh My Butt In Half, but technically, isn't your butt already halved? That's gotta be wrong.

I was always afraid to ask. That's why it took until 7th grade to figure out what a queef was.

This is how far I got: Laughing My Black Incorporated Hasselh-off.

Mitzi got everything but the "B".

I'll give you a hint.

What does Punk have two of that have never been played with by two women at the same time?

Bongo's? I would have said Parkay, but that wouldn't have fit. No, no, I know it's balls by now.

[upinsmoke]

Nope, wrong on both accounts.

The correct answer is beers.

Ok, I gotcha. So it's 'Laughing My Beers Incorporated Hasselhoff'... makes sense!

[Mitzi Dupree]

Halving a ball doesn't sound lighthearted or fun.

In fact, it sounds downright painful.

Almost as painful as looking at pictures of JackNWhack.

For the future, I'll stick with LMGDMDAO.

[upinsmoke]

Halving a ball doesn't sound lighthearted or fun.

In fact, it sounds downright painful.

Almost as painful as looking at pictures of JackNWhack.

For the future, I'll stick with LMGDMDAO.

Hmmm... Laughing... My... God... Damned...? mmm... Monkey... Dicked... Asshole... Off. I think I got it!

[Punk]

You're all wrong, fuckers!

Laugh
My
Ballbag
In
Half

[upinsmoke]

You're all wrong, fuckers!

Laugh
My
Ballbag
In
Half

Aww, shucks, what a surprise!

[JDV]

A while ago you were running around posting pictures of that red headed chick claiming that she was your woman. And now you post a picture of her all up on some guy that you claim is not you. So, that leaves three scenarios:

1) You suffer from a raging case of Tattooed Lionitus. You posted pictures of some random chick on a message board trying to make your "existence" ( pay attention Joewhateverthefuck your name is) seem a little more crucial than an appendix.

2) That red head truly is your woman but that isn't you. That would make you a cuckold, which in itself is grounds to have you ridiculed beyond words. BUT the guy she is fucking instead of you has lips that if used as a flotation device could have saved everyone on the Titanic. That means you're uglier than him (or poorer).

3) In actuality, that is you in that photo and your pussy pump lips embarrass you.

Of the the three, the last scenario would make you seem the least pathetic. God gave you those lips, you can argue with God all you want but you will never win. Trust me I know from experience the last time I laughed at him , I tripped over my own foot in the middle of a basketball game with no one around. For me this was the first sign that God has a sense of humor. Looking at your picture is the second sign.

Keep owning, great one.

Check my posts, there is no record of me ever saying anything about some redhead being my wife. You're as blind as you are deluded.

You've just been owned by one of the greats!

No edit there dumb ass. Let me explain something to you, you called her your wife. If I had edited the part where I called her your "woman", you would have me originally calling her your "wife" in your post. See how that works?

Jesus Christ.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Laughing My God Damned Mitzi Dupree Ass Off



That's what we used to say back in the olden days, before the wave of bourgeouis posters like Punk breezed in with their LMBIH crap.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

So that's where Stoner stole that. Too bad I was drunk during those olden days.

[panteraman319]

SATAN..........

[upinsmoke]

Laughing My God Damned Mitzi Dupree Ass Off



That's what we used to say back in the olden days, before the wave of bourgeouis posters like Punk breezed in with their LMBIH crap.

I'm doh dowwy. Monkey Dicked Asshole sounded better, though. Dinnit? That's what I would've used.

[Punk]

Laughing My God Damned Mitzi Dupree Ass Off



That's what we used to say back in the olden days, before the wave of bourgeouis posters like Punk breezed in with their LMBIH crap.

I'll have you know that I have the upper middle class type out my responses for me, so your petty indictment is well beneath me.

And I didn't 'breeze' in here, I came like a hurricane.

HA HA! DOUBLE ENTENDRE

[GrayAntiMatter]

One of the greats?

Pre-Ownings?

Where's the lobster?!?!?

[chickenona]

Well, he's clearly just a dilettante if he's mentioning Kockstar's body of work and omitting the defining classic "Fuck Colortyme Rental".

[Punk]

What the hell are you talking about? This is his post:

I specifically never called her your "wife." The reason being because I knew you would slip up. You referred to her as your "wife" under your other name. Good job.

If he changed it from wife to woman, would it not say woman right there in his post??

[Punk]

Ok dipshit, if he changed it from wife to woman, would it not say 'woman' now?

[Luminiferous]

[Doogie]

That goddamn Nicholson gif cracks me up every time I see it.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

When Uptheass tells people to read his lips, they ask for the Cliff Notes version.

Fuck, that was funny.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

So what happened to old Lipps Inc?

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Oh FUCK. How did I miss THIS gem?


Hey, Uptheass! I just re-posted your pic! Sue me, gimplips!

I fuckin' dares ya, you fuckin' prick!

[Luminiferous]

I answered that message with asking him to film his lawyer's laughing himself into a coma and posting it on youtube when he tells him:

"I want you to start legal precedings on this guy named Luminiferous from Metal Sludge for copy/pasting my liver lipped buttfucking ugly mug from my UPTHEASS myspace account on the Hatas Board! HATAS BOARD! Yes it's a forum. I post my wife's pictures on there and say stuff like "lol" and "owned." Yes that's right, "UPTHEASS." Yes thats my name on myspace...Yes! UP-THE-ASS!!! Just like it's spelled! No seriously I am feared on Sludge as Uptheass and I want this guy to pay for his illegal shenanigans!!"


After I explained and provided links to what actual copywritten pictures were, he then claimed to be a former attorney and I'd better not do it again...soooo..well I did it again.

He has since deleted his myspace...

Aaaannnnnnnnd...

[SoulsOfBlack]

Some funny shit here. I miss that uptheass nymph.